Definitions by Dj smiles

Neo-Puritan

A modern zealot who seeks to live in strict devotion to being "politically correct" and is eager to police others using coercion, indoctrination or even force if necessary to adhere to what is (currently) dictated.

Paul, who had a neo-puritan devotion to being correct, danced up and down with anger as mask-less people walked by outside.

Neo-Puritan by Dj smiles February 12, 2022

Hippie-half-share

Frugality taken to the next step, or all the way to your buddies fridge. Taking an almost unnoticeable amount of something (typically food) with the intention of replacing it... in some karmic form... at some distant future date, until there's only an unusable amount left.

Sage was a very courteous roommate, he was always thoughtful enough to leave a hippie-half-share of my milk in the fridge.

Hippie-half-share by Dj smiles January 18, 2022

Blowhard 

Tom Cruise when he's not acting.

"Five feet eleven is NOT six fucking feet!" What a blowhard!

Blowhard by Dj smiles December 23, 2020

Yellow Fever 

A term Asian women use to boost their ego's when approached by an average looking, non affluent white guy.

(Average guy) Hi, would you like to dance? (friend) I think he likes you! (Asian girl (annoyed) He's got yellow fever.

Yellow Fever by Dj smiles January 14, 2019

Urban Dictionary 

A site that used to be funny as hell and a last holdout where non pc talk was allowed to flourish, now it’s being liberalwashed and reduced to something Mr Rogers would approve of.

I went to Urban Dictionary for some comic relief, but sadly the humor had long been buried.

Urban Dictionary by Dj smiles September 29, 2018