Girlfriend

The Girl who you fuck. Also the girl you hope to spend the rest of your life with forever.

A girlfriend is a girlfriend.

by Dixie's finest March 01, 2023

Donkey Penis

The penis of a Donkey.

Wow that Donkey Penis was huge.

by Dixie's finest May 23, 2018

Bible

One of the ways our government delegates population control. There are many banned books on "discipline" in reality they're ways to abuse the shit out of your children but even if the parents figure it out there is always one book that never leaves: "the-Bible."

Jimmy is so screwed up he can't have children because of his dysfunctional upbringing in the Bible and other banned books on abusing kids with "structured discipline".

by Dixie's finest November 22, 2022

anonymous

The most retarded name for a group of posers. Every teenage kid in his moms basement hiding behind his hoodie wants to be a member of, the stupidest virgins wearing a fucking mask or you could see their nerd face.

"Anonymous or else girls could see me"

by Dixie's finest February 22, 2023

Diversity

What darkies say when they're pissed the entire country isn't a black ghetto.

Our company needs more "Diversity" Why isn't everyone black I'm racist can't we just turn the planet dark and make a bigger ghetto.

by Dixie's finest December 23, 2022

Northern Michigan University

Was stalked by their administration they ran me out by trying to say I was a pedophile because I was to stupid to realize my ex girlfriend was raped.

All charges dismissed but still expelled.

Northern Michigan University is the shittiest school you can go to.

by Dixie's finest December 19, 2021

Sharpie

I brush my teeth with darlie.

We all know why they’re called sharpies.

by Dixie's finest December 19, 2021