Dixie's finest 's definitions

Sharpie

I brush my teeth with darlie.

We all know why they’re called sharpies.

by Dixie's finest December 19, 2021

Bible

One of the ways our government delegates population control. There are many banned books on "discipline" in reality they're ways to abuse the shit out of your children but even if the parents figure it out there is always one book that never leaves: "the-Bible."

Jimmy is so screwed up he can't have children because of his dysfunctional upbringing in the Bible and other banned books on abusing kids with "structured discipline".

by Dixie's finest November 22, 2022

Girlfriend

The Girl who you fuck. Also the girl you hope to spend the rest of your life with forever.

A girlfriend is a girlfriend.

by Dixie's finest March 1, 2023

Donkey Penis

The penis of a Donkey.

Wow that Donkey Penis was huge.

by Dixie's finest May 23, 2018

fuck

My favorite word. Forget a 2 hour conversation validating my intelligence I need you to know I'm smart right now. "Fuck!"

"God fucking damnit"

by Dixie's finest October 9, 2017

Disrespectful

What someone says when you refuse to let them rob you or your intellectual property.

Give me $1000-No; wow, you’re so disrespectful!

by Dixie's finest November 7, 2021

Police witch

A mother that sleep deprives her kids so that she can call the police on them for not going to school in the morning.

The police never figured out the police witch they just sent the kid to the psych ward.

by Dixie's finest April 13, 2022