Divisionbear's definitions

weednut butter

Characterization of the belief that to those addicted, mentally or otherwise, marijuana is like peanut butter to dogs, i.e., the weed is irresistible.

"Damn, son, attack that shit less, would ya? You're all up on that blunt like it was weednut butter."

by Divisionbear May 21, 2009

fap happy

to be addicted to masturbation, usually aided by such visual stimulation as pornography or ponies, or peonies.

"Man, Chris is such a crappy fucking guy, his lazy eye creeps me out and his fap happy tendencies leave me bothered and concerned."

by Divisionbear May 21, 2009

Urkelberry

A potent strain of marijuana, a reference to sitcom Family Matters character Steve Urkel.

"This Urkelberry is indeed the shiznit."

by Divisionbear May 8, 2009

Canyon Lake, TX

1. commonly known as the drug capital of the World, with a high crime rate and little local culture. It consists of three liquor stores, several convenience stores and incalculable bars. It is also where monster trucks are born.

2. Where your dealer lives.

"I had to go Canyon Lake, TX to pick up this dank, and not only is it not dank but rather dirt and leaves, while I was there someone stole my baby!"

by Divisionbear May 7, 2009

Hazel

Central character in Watership Down, a novel by Richard Adams. A rabbit.

"Ya," replied Hazel. I've come to help you to silflay. It'll do you good to and we can clean up better outside. Come on: it's a lovely afternoon, all sun and leaves."

by Divisionbear August 30, 2009

Spermjacking

Term used to define the involuntary collection of a man's sperm, generally comitted by females who desire to have a child with a male with no such desire.

"Kitty was totally caught spermjacking George Senior, that bitch. She was worried that his new hair growth medication would render him sterile."

by Divisionbear June 23, 2009