Term used to define the involuntary collection of a man's sperm, generally comitted by females who desire to have a child with a male with no such desire.
"Kitty was totally caught spermjacking George Senior, that bitch. She was worried that his new hair growth medication would render him sterile."
by Divisionbear June 22, 2009
to be addicted to masturbation, usually aided by such visual stimulation as pornography or ponies, or peonies.
"Man, Chris is such a crappy fucking guy, his lazy eye creeps me out and his fap happy tendencies leave me bothered and concerned."
by Divisionbear May 15, 2009
Nondescriptive, all-encompassing drug found in the Star Wars universe. It is believed to be a dusky red, fine-grained substance.
by Divisionbear May 08, 2009
by Divisionbear May 07, 2009
"I got my Lamb's Breath, and I got my two Jooses. Now all I need is a way to the Nickelback show. Yeeaaah!"
by Divisionbear May 10, 2009
Always Hunt Wild Gnome - Term characterizing the belief that to truly to be enjoyed, Gnome must not be eaten in a rendered, processed or liquid form, but rather be caught wild and served in a variety of ways made popular by chefs specializing in Gnome-based delicacies. It is believed and even revered by hunters that the thrill of the hunt enhances flavor.
Disgusted hunter: "Hark! Is that Gnome you're..DRINKING? Why on Azeroth would you ever do such a wretched thing? Remember to always AHWS and you shall be enjoying the frenzied and robust flavor of the untamed Gnome until your own glorious end!"
by Divisionbear May 10, 2009