A quality girls say they need from a guy, hoping he, like millions of others, will cave in and start crying like a bitch and doing other sappy "sensitive things", like holding her hand and writing things for her.
See also: poetry
See also: poetry
by Dispatch Kick Ass July 16, 2004

Term for a person, usually a member of organized crime, offering loans without background checks, collateral, etc. etc., but charges insane interest ($100s, even $1000s per day in some cases), and has henchmen who will hurt or even kill those who do not repay the loan within a certain time (usually a week or so).
John got beat to shit by Loan Shark Tino Capellini's henchmen for not paying on time. If John doesn't pay Tino back by next week, they will kill him.
by Dispatch Kick Ass July 15, 2004

A white (usually suburban) kid who tries to act black, and does such "street" things as making his Mitsubishi into a piece of shit with spoiler and special rims, listening to Eminem or G-unit, and installing a shitty-sounding stereo into said Mitsubishi.
See also: Eminem
See also: Eminem
by Dispatch Kick Ass July 17, 2004

Jill:Tommy and Jim, you wanna come over and watch the O.C. wth me?
Tommy:Sure, I love that show!
Jim:I'd rather stab a ballpoint pen through my retina.
Tommy:Sure, I love that show!
Jim:I'd rather stab a ballpoint pen through my retina.
by Dispatch Kick Ass July 17, 2004

A word used first by the media on the Comedy Central cartoon South Park.
Defined as the sexual position in which a woman wraps her legs behind her head and her partner licks her asshole.
Defined as the sexual position in which a woman wraps her legs behind her head and her partner licks her asshole.
by Dispatch Kick Ass July 16, 2004

by Dispatch Kick Ass July 17, 2004

Ted: I need to pick up some condoms, dude.
Fred: For who?
Jed: Yeah, dude; who the hell would screw you?
Ted: yo momma
Fred: For who?
Jed: Yeah, dude; who the hell would screw you?
Ted: yo momma
by Dispatch Kick Ass July 16, 2004
