Definitions by Dispatch Kick Ass
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root by Dispatch Kick Ass July 17, 2004
Wigger
A white (usually suburban) kid who tries to act black, and does such "street" things as making his Mitsubishi into a piece of shit with spoiler and special rims, listening to Eminem or G-unit, and installing a shitty-sounding stereo into said Mitsubishi.
See also: Eminem
See also: Eminem
Wigger by Dispatch Kick Ass July 17, 2004
O.C.
Jill:Tommy and Jim, you wanna come over and watch the O.C. wth me?
Tommy:Sure, I love that show!
Jim:I'd rather stab a ballpoint pen through my retina.
Tommy:Sure, I love that show!
Jim:I'd rather stab a ballpoint pen through my retina.
O.C. by Dispatch Kick Ass July 17, 2004
close to home
1.) Figurative: A metaphorical phrase for that which affects a person directly, or is of personal concern to him or her.
2.) Literal: Within close proximity to a person's home or dwelling.
2.) Literal: Within close proximity to a person's home or dwelling.
Drunk Driving is a subject that hits close to home with members of MADD.
The bombs hit close to home last night; they were only a few miles away.
The bombs hit close to home last night; they were only a few miles away.
close to home by Dispatch Kick Ass July 16, 2004
Dispatch
The greatest group ever, formed in 1996 by the former members of One Fell Swoop. A special breed of a "tri-vocal funkified reggae/country jam band". They released 3 Lps, an Ep, and a live album.
Holy shit, Ted told me to listen to Dispatch... It kicks ass! That guy on UrbanDictionary was right!
Dispatch by Dispatch Kick Ass July 16, 2004
yo momma
Ted: I need to pick up some condoms, dude.
Fred: For who?
Jed: Yeah, dude; who the hell would screw you?
Ted: yo momma
Fred: For who?
Jed: Yeah, dude; who the hell would screw you?
Ted: yo momma
yo momma by Dispatch Kick Ass July 16, 2004
snoopy groupie
A skanky bitch that wants Snoop Dogg to slap her with the meat.
A groupy of extremely succesful rapper Snoop Dogg/Snoop Doggy Dog. Willing to do anything sexual with Snoop.
A groupy of extremely succesful rapper Snoop Dogg/Snoop Doggy Dog. Willing to do anything sexual with Snoop.
See that Snoopy Groupie? I'd like to pull up to her bumper and lay a hittin on that bitch.
Four Snoupie Groupies orgied with Snoop Dogg last night, and he still managed to take a few hits from his bong in the process.
Four Snoupie Groupies orgied with Snoop Dogg last night, and he still managed to take a few hits from his bong in the process.
snoopy groupie by Dispatch Kick Ass July 16, 2004