The greatest group ever, formed in 1996 by the former members of One Fell Swoop. A special breed of a "tri-vocal funkified reggae/country jam band". They released 3 Lps, an Ep, and a live album.
Holy shit, Ted told me to listen to Dispatch... It kicks ass! That guy on UrbanDictionary was right!
by Dispatch Kick Ass July 17, 2004
Jill:Tommy and Jim, you wanna come over and watch the O.C. wth me?
Tommy:Sure, I love that show!
Jim:I'd rather stab a ballpoint pen through my retina.
Tommy:Sure, I love that show!
Jim:I'd rather stab a ballpoint pen through my retina.
by Dispatch Kick Ass July 17, 2004
Ted: I need to pick up some condoms, dude.
Fred: For who?
Jed: Yeah, dude; who the hell would screw you?
Ted: yo momma
Fred: For who?
Jed: Yeah, dude; who the hell would screw you?
Ted: yo momma
by Dispatch Kick Ass July 17, 2004
A quality girls say they need from a guy, hoping he, like millions of others, will cave in and start crying like a bitch and doing other sappy "sensitive things", like holding her hand and writing things for her.
See also: poetry
See also: poetry
by Dispatch Kick Ass July 17, 2004
Term for a person, usually a member of organized crime, offering loans without background checks, collateral, etc. etc., but charges insane interest ($100s, even $1000s per day in some cases), and has henchmen who will hurt or even kill those who do not repay the loan within a certain time (usually a week or so).
John got beat to shit by Loan Shark Tino Capellini's henchmen for not paying on time. If John doesn't pay Tino back by next week, they will kill him.
by Dispatch Kick Ass July 16, 2004
A skanky bitch that wants Snoop Dogg to slap her with the meat.
A groupy of extremely succesful rapper Snoop Dogg/Snoop Doggy Dog. Willing to do anything sexual with Snoop.
A groupy of extremely succesful rapper Snoop Dogg/Snoop Doggy Dog. Willing to do anything sexual with Snoop.
See that Snoopy Groupie? I'd like to pull up to her bumper and lay a hittin on that bitch.
Four Snoupie Groupies orgied with Snoop Dogg last night, and he still managed to take a few hits from his bong in the process.
Four Snoupie Groupies orgied with Snoop Dogg last night, and he still managed to take a few hits from his bong in the process.
by Dispatch Kick Ass July 17, 2004
by Dispatch Kick Ass July 17, 2004