54 definitions by Dirty Sanchez

spitroast

a girl taking it in the ass and giving head at the same time

hey mate - do you she would be into a spitroast???

by Dirty Sanchez December 13, 2003

Chode

A penis that is exremely short and humungusly wide, in otehr words a 2x6

Tyler Burke had a huge hairy meaty CHODE and Tom Dunn likes to lick it and smack his genitalia against it during intercoucre while Blake laughs and shoots them with pellet guns, all the while Ms. V looks at tehm with her eyes on her backside hairs.

by Dirty Sanchez February 18, 2003

Sheard

When a man/woman inserts his/her index and middle fingers into his/her ass and pulls out a smear of shit and then proceeds to draw a beard with the shit on a fellow person's chin and or cheeks.

That biznatch gave me a sheard.

by Dirty Sanchez August 2, 2003

Ugly Ginger Munter

Slack jawed, saggy titted, burger faced harridan. Easily detected by the trail of dribbled food and bin juice it leaves in its wake. Normally has a shopping trolley in its front garden.

We ALL know one of these, don't we?

by Dirty Sanchez May 1, 2003

joo

A conniving Israelite.

What's with the late pay? Damn that joo Squintz.

by Dirty Sanchez February 3, 2005

tree

Tree. An object in which you hail three times a day for thirty seconds at a time.

This morning I hailed my tree

by Dirty Sanchez July 17, 2004

Pundar

Anything bad, ugly, retarded, stupid, or whatever. You can use it anyways you want.

This is pundar.

by Dirty Sanchez June 5, 2004