Dirty Chaos's definitions

Canadian centipede

When 7 or more Canadian men are interconnected behind one female whilst simultaneously moving in and out of each other.

Man one: hey is that a naked conga line?
Man two: holy shit it's a Canadian centipede

by Dirty Chaos April 24, 2017

Triple threat

When a girl milks your prostate and gives you a blow job while drunk off whiskey.

Man1: Dude I was with you mom last night
Man2: fuck you dude
Man1: she gave me a triple threat

by Dirty Chaos June 24, 2017

Dead squirrel

When a woman has her legs bent and in the air missionary style but lays there dead as in a squirrel that was hit by a car.

Man1: was she a good lay bro?
Man2: nah bro. She just laid there in the dead squirrel

by Dirty Chaos June 14, 2017

Angry Mallory

Someone who gets easily offended on social media and resorts to reporting posts to compensate for their tiny penis and is usually a cuck

Man: damn I'm banned on my account again

Man 2: why?

Man: some cuck pulled an angry mallory for calling out joshua

by Dirty Chaos February 13, 2017

intercunt

When someone is always a cunt on the internet.

Paul is always pissing people off on the internet. He's such an intercunt

by Dirty Chaos July 31, 2016

Tijuana Tom

When a white skinned person from another country can't vote in the United States but tries to influence American politics.

Man 1: don't listen to Jason's political rhetoric
Man 2: why not?
Man 1: he's a Tijuana Tom

by Dirty Chaos August 1, 2017

Aqua handshake

When a woman gives you a hand job underwater. Very similar to a proper aqua handshake but she doesn't have webbed fingers.

Why is Michael making that face?

Well nevermind it looks like Natasha is giving him an aqua handshake

by Dirty Chaos November 27, 2017