Definitions by Dirty Burkhart

Jon 

When a Chinese dude asks you what math you're good at, so you slap him with semen and run away like Brus Lee.

The other day I was with a guy who said he was an airline pilot so I pulled a Jon

Jon by Dirty Burkhart April 14, 2025

Curtis T 

When you shit your pants on accident and stuck your finger in it and smell it. Then you hand it off to your lady to smell while she's washing dishes.

Bruh, the other day my girl was mad at me so I gave her the ol Curtis T.

Curtis T by Dirty Burkhart April 14, 2025

Brian T

When you dry hump a cow and slap it in the face with it's own poop.

Man the other day I was with my boyfriend so I decided to have him watch me pull a Brian T.

Brian T by Dirty Burkhart April 14, 2025

Dirty Reyna 

The art of eating loads of asparagus and attempting to urinate into your own mouth. Then kissing your boyfriend.

I was at a gay bar the other night and attempted to give myself a dirty Reyna. Everyone applauded.

Dirty Reyna by Dirty Burkhart May 23, 2019

Dirty Thoms 

A Dirty Thoms is defined as a man who has multiple orgasms from being penetrated through his colon by a dog or pet of any kind.

My pet squirrel gave me a dirty Thoms the other day. I laid there after wondering how he was so industrious for being so small.

Dirty Thoms by Dirty Burkhart May 23, 2019

Dirty Burkhart 

The act of consuming red dye and sticking ones finger up ones butt and squirting human feces onto the person's best friend. This having it seem like blood in the stool. The best friend sleeping due to intoxication awakes and cups their mouth around the opposing party's colon and throws up back into the butthole thus wich it came.

"I pulled a dirty Burkhart on my best friend the other day. My butthole is still sore." Did you catch them when they were asleep?

Dirty Burkhart by Dirty Burkhart May 22, 2019