Definitions by Dirty Antwan
Testicle Massage
A technique performed on the testiculi to relieve fatigue in the balls. It provides a feeling of relief for many adult males. This is also an action males perform when they get fidgety. Never shake hands with a ball massager!
Testicle Massage by Dirty Antwan November 24, 2025
Rain Check
Brandon: Bro, Landon is laughing so hard! He better not piss himself.
Crandon: He better do a rain check just to make sure.
Crandon: He better do a rain check just to make sure.
Rain Check by Dirty Antwan November 16, 2025
Nigger Rig
A vehicle only a negro would drive. No other words can describe them nearly as well. Typically a charger or hellcat, and other times a low rider with hydraulics hopping around all over the street doing the harlem shake.
Nigger Rig by Dirty Antwan October 29, 2025
Lava shits
When your fecial material comes out as a liquid instead of solid, and leaves your anus hole burning so bad that you just wanna cut it off with your pocket knife. This sensation feels like you just dipped your prolapsed ass hole in hot lava. You will soon wish you didn't eat that jalapeno mac and cheese burger about 10 minutes ago.
Lava shits by Dirty Antwan October 29, 2025
I was reincarnated as a Negro, now I sell drugs in the hood
A new hit Anime adaptation based off a light novel, where Japanese salary man dies from getting hit by a city bus while trying to save a woman from getting hit. He is then reborn black in Gary Indiana, and is raised by a poverty-ridden family in the hood. His father left him at a yound age, and was killed in negro combat. The protagonist seeks to avenge his father by slaying the king pin of the hood. He is able to level up his MP by selling drugs, participating in drive-bys, looting stores, and slaying baby mamas. He learns new magical abilities by doing different drugs.
Tyrell: Yo have you seen I was reincarnated as a Negro, now I sell drugs in the hood yet? I heard it is pretty good.
Jermaime: Yah nigga, I heard the protag is gucci as fuck. The intro song goes hard.
Jermaime: Yah nigga, I heard the protag is gucci as fuck. The intro song goes hard.
I was reincarnated as a Negro, now I sell drugs in the hood by Dirty Antwan October 7, 2025
Build The Nest
When you have to take a dump and the toilet seat is a mess and there is nothing around to clean it, take some toilet paper and arrange them on the toilet seat. This gives a nice clean surface to sit on, protecting you from the nasty stains, sweat, and hair. When done properly, it will look like a nest. Before building the nest, always make sure theres enough toilet paper so you can whipe afterwards.
Building the nest is commonly done in public restrooms such as porta pottys and mall bathrooms.
Building the nest is commonly done in public restrooms such as porta pottys and mall bathrooms.
Brian: god dammit, Chris left some shit stains and ass hair on the toilet seat. Hopefully theres enough shit tickets to build the nest.
Build The Nest by Dirty Antwan August 26, 2025