DirkD's definitions

format my floppy

Old-school geek talk...refers to the geeky male's desire for his penis (floppy) to be stimulated sexually until he ejaculates (format).

Yeah, baby, you can format my floppy anytime. Wanna play World of Warcraft?

by DirkD January 24, 2007

format my hard drive

More geek talk; the act wherein the geek's penis is pleasured, causing it to become erect (hard drive) and pleasured some more until it ejaculates (format).

Steve Urkel: Would you please format my hard drive? (Points at crotch)
Rachel: Okay. (Kneels down)

by DirkD January 24, 2007

puppy play

Appearing, behaving, and being treated like a puppy. Often found in sexual role-playing scenarios.

Janet enjoys puppy play with her submissive boyfriend Ralph.

by DirkD January 23, 2007

McDumpster's

A more accurate depiction of the fast "food" chain commonly known as McDonald's. Name derived from the classic Mad TV skit from the series' very first episode in 1995.

I had severe food poisoning and an explosive case of diarrhea after eating at McDumpster's.

by DirkD January 21, 2007

man syrup

A man's jizz, sperm, cum.

He shot a huge load of creamy, sticky man syrup down her throat.

by DirkD January 19, 2007

juicy juice

The sweet liquid that a female occassionally squirts out during ejaculation.

My girlfriend squirted her juicy juice all over my face after I ate her out.

by DirkD January 19, 2007

brick prison

Better known as Hunter College High School in New York City. Earned this name due to its unique construction resembling a 19th century military fort. The building which houses the school is of a brick construction with very few windows, hence the name Brick Prison.

I can't wait to graduate and escape the brick prison

by DirkD December 7, 2006