42 definitions by DirkD

caning

To lash or whip somebody with a cane. Typically very painful. Often found in BDSM scenarios where the dominant canes the submissive.

Mindy received a sound caning at the hands of her master.

by DirkD January 20, 2007

uncle leo

Jerry Seinfeld's somewhat eccentric and annoying uncle in the hit TV series "Seinfeld."

Uncle Leo, to Jerry: "Are you ashamed of your Uncle Leo?"

by DirkD January 20, 2007

brick prison

Better known as Hunter College High School in New York City. Earned this name due to its unique construction resembling a 19th century military fort. The building which houses the school is of a brick construction with very few windows, hence the name Brick Prison.

I can't wait to graduate and escape the brick prison

by DirkD December 5, 2006

fcc

Federal Censorship Commission

Thanks to the FCC, the only thing left that's safe to play on the radio is Celine Dion.

by DirkD January 22, 2007

LIR

Refers to the once-great radio station known as WLIR, which used to broadcast in the New York City area and was one of the first radio stations in the United States to play bands like U2, The Police, The Cure, The Smiths, Depeche Mode and others. One of the last good commercial radio stations.

'LIR is the greatest station ever.

by DirkD January 20, 2007

going to get cigarettes

When someone says this, it usually means they've bailed on you.

Popularized in the sitcom Married with Children, when Peggy's relatives from Wanker County went to "get cigarattes" and left Seven behind, for good.

Inbred redneck couple: "We're going to get cigarettes."
Al: "Shit!"

by DirkD January 22, 2007

forced bi

Extreme BDSM scenario where the Dominant partner forces the usually straight submissive/slave to perform sexual acts with a member of the same sex. Usually performed with female dominants and male submissives.

Mistress Sugar requires forced bi of all her slaves.

by DirkD January 20, 2007