DirkD's definitions

jock

Aside from the above definitions, a jock is also another way to refer to a DJ or presenter on the radio.

Howard Stern is the greatest jock ever.

by DirkD January 24, 2007

greezer

Old racist, derogatory term referring to Greek-Americans.

Gus is a disgusting greezer.

by DirkD January 24, 2007

the dunk

Before Vince Carter, there was John Starks, who performed "The Dunk" as a member of the New York Knicks, when Starks spectacularly dunked over Horace Grant and Michael Jordan during a playoff game against the Bulls.

John Starks will always be remembered for The Dunk.

by DirkD January 24, 2007

acrophobia

The fear of acronyms. Was a popular online game in the late 90's, resurrected again recently to less popularity.

Acrophobia is the greatest game ever!

by DirkD January 24, 2007

isayugh

Refers to Isiah Thomas, once one of the NBA's greatest point guards, and now one of the worst General Managers and coaches in basketball. Isiah is referred to as "Isayugh" by New York Knicks fans who are fed up with his poor coaching and managerial positions and the pathetic state of the New York Knicks.

Isayugh traded all our draft picks away for Jerome James and a bag of donuts. He is the worst general manager of all time!

by DirkD January 9, 2008

going to get cigarettes

When someone says this, it usually means they've bailed on you.

Popularized in the sitcom Married with Children, when Peggy's relatives from Wanker County went to "get cigarattes" and left Seven behind, for good.

Inbred redneck couple: "We're going to get cigarettes."
Al: "Shit!"

by DirkD January 24, 2007

juicy juice

The sweet liquid that a female occassionally squirts out during ejaculation.

My girlfriend squirted her juicy juice all over my face after I ate her out.

by DirkD January 19, 2007