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amazonian masterhood

Phrase first coined by the great Al Bundy, referring to the oppressive dominance of life wrecking women. Led to the creation of No Ma'am, the National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood.
I'm sick of my ugly, lazy wife. I'm joining No Ma'am and taking a stand against amazonian masterhood!
by DirkD January 24, 2007
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format my hard drive

More geek talk; the act wherein the geek's penis is pleasured, causing it to become erect (hard drive) and pleasured some more until it ejaculates (format).
Steve Urkel: Would you please format my hard drive? (Points at crotch)
Rachel: Okay. (Kneels down)
by DirkD January 24, 2007
mugGet the format my hard drivemug.

The BRB trick

Often employed by females when talking to others (usually males) online, when they no longer wish to speak with that person but don't want to actually tell them.

They type "brb" as if to leave the chat momentarily, but never reply again, and quite often, "sign off" by blocking the person they are speaking with.
Guy 1: I was talking to this girl I met online before, she said she would brb but signed off and never returned.
Guy 2: She used the BRB trick on you
Guy 1: The what?
Guy 2: She didn't want to speak with you anymore but instead of telling you that, she wrote "brb" and blocked you.
by DirkD April 20, 2009
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gayass motherfucker

Combines a derogatory word for homosexuals (gayass) with a general-usage insult (motherfucker) to form the versatile phrase gayass motherfucker.
by DirkD January 24, 2007
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cheap channel

Used to refer to Clear Channel corporation in a negative light, due to their standard business practice of firing DJ's for no real reason other than to save some bucks, and voicetracking stations so that one DJ is aired in hundreds of cities, sounding like he is on locally in each one, thus saving Cheap Channel millions in salaries and ruining radio nationwise.
Cheap Channel just fired all its DJs.
by DirkD January 24, 2007
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West Texan

Apparently, the language George W. Bush is fluent in. Bears almost no resemblance to the English language.
George W. Bush: "Actually, I...this may sound a little West Texan to you, but I like it. When I'm talking about...when I'm talking about myself, and when he's talking about myself, all of us are talking about me.”
by DirkD January 24, 2007
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acrophobia

The fear of acronyms. Was a popular online game in the late 90's, resurrected again recently to less popularity.
Acrophobia is the greatest game ever!
by DirkD January 24, 2007
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