format my hard drive

More geek talk; the act wherein the geek's penis is pleasured, causing it to become erect (hard drive) and pleasured some more until it ejaculates (format).
Steve Urkel: Would you please format my hard drive? (Points at crotch)
Rachel: Okay. (Kneels down)
by DirkD January 22, 2007
Get the format my hard drive mug.

bit

Prison lingo for a usually short prison sentence.
I got a three year bit for robbery.
by DirkD January 26, 2007
Get the bit mug.

format my floppy

Old-school geek talk...refers to the geeky male's desire for his penis (floppy) to be stimulated sexually until he ejaculates (format).
Yeah, baby, you can format my floppy anytime. Wanna play World of Warcraft?
by DirkD January 22, 2007
Get the format my floppy mug.

amazonian masterhood

Phrase first coined by the great Al Bundy, referring to the oppressive dominance of life wrecking women. Led to the creation of No Ma'am, the National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood.
I'm sick of my ugly, lazy wife. I'm joining No Ma'am and taking a stand against amazonian masterhood!
by DirkD January 20, 2007
Get the amazonian masterhood mug.

jock

Aside from the above definitions, a jock is also another way to refer to a DJ or presenter on the radio.
by DirkD January 20, 2007
Get the jock mug.

souvlaki

Souvlaki is a well-known Greek dish made with chunks of meat grilled on a skewer, very similar to a shish kabob. The meat is usually pork, but other meats are sometimes used instead, like chicken or lamb.

Can be eaten plain on the stick (kalamaki), in a sandwich (usually pita bread), with tsatsiki or yogurt sauce, tomato and onions. Sometimes lettuce and paprika are added, or even a few french fries.

Souvlaki is related to but is not the same as a gyro (yeeros).
I'll have one souvlaki kalamaki please.
by DirkD January 23, 2007
Get the souvlaki mug.

bill walton

Was once a great NBA center, but is now absolutely the stupidest and most annoying basketball commentator alive.
by DirkD January 24, 2007
Get the bill walton mug.