DirkD's definitions

jock

Aside from the above definitions, a jock is also another way to refer to a DJ or presenter on the radio.

Howard Stern is the greatest jock ever.

by DirkD January 24, 2007

amazonian masterhood

Phrase first coined by the great Al Bundy, referring to the oppressive dominance of life wrecking women. Led to the creation of No Ma'am, the National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood.

I'm sick of my ugly, lazy wife. I'm joining No Ma'am and taking a stand against amazonian masterhood!

by DirkD January 24, 2007

bundyology

The study of all things Bundy-related, referring to the classic television family from Married with Children.

Jack is a master of bundyology. He's memorized all the episodes of Married with Children.

by DirkD January 24, 2007

uncle leo

Jerry Seinfeld's somewhat eccentric and annoying uncle in the hit TV series "Seinfeld."

Uncle Leo, to Jerry: "Are you ashamed of your Uncle Leo?"

by DirkD January 24, 2007

LIR

Refers to the once-great radio station known as WLIR, which used to broadcast in the New York City area and was one of the first radio stations in the United States to play bands like U2, The Police, The Cure, The Smiths, Depeche Mode and others. One of the last good commercial radio stations.

'LIR is the greatest station ever.

by DirkD January 24, 2007

fuji

A game played by kids in elementary school in the 90s, which involved folding up a napkin into a triangular shape, about an inch on each side, and playing "fuji" or "fuji football" with it. This was usually played in the school cafeteria or on any flat surface, and involved two players, who each had to get the napkain to the edge of the table without it falling off, in three or fewer tries.

The fifth graders at P.S. 10 spent their entire lunch period playing fuji in the cafeteria.

by DirkD January 24, 2007

john starks

One of the greatest basketball players of all time. Spent most of his NBA career with the New York Knicks. Famous for battling villans like Reggie Miller, whom he headbutted, Michael Jordan, who was on the receiving end of one of the greatest dunks in NBA history by John Starks, also known as "The Dunk."

Super John Starks is the greatest basketball player of all time!

by DirkD January 24, 2007