Definitions by DirkD

uncle leo 

Jerry Seinfeld's somewhat eccentric and annoying uncle in the hit TV series "Seinfeld."

Uncle Leo, to Jerry: "Are you ashamed of your Uncle Leo?"

uncle leo by DirkD January 24, 2007

amazonian masterhood 

Phrase first coined by the great Al Bundy, referring to the oppressive dominance of life wrecking women. Led to the creation of No Ma'am, the National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood.

I'm sick of my ugly, lazy wife. I'm joining No Ma'am and taking a stand against amazonian masterhood!

amazonian masterhood by DirkD January 24, 2007

cheap channel 

Used to refer to Clear Channel corporation in a negative light, due to their standard business practice of firing DJ's for no real reason other than to save some bucks, and voicetracking stations so that one DJ is aired in hundreds of cities, sounding like he is on locally in each one, thus saving Cheap Channel millions in salaries and ruining radio nationwise.

Cheap Channel just fired all its DJs.

cheap channel by DirkD January 24, 2007

branding

Creating a permanent marking in a human or animal by heating a metal object, often molded to form the shape of the owner's initials, and pressed hard into the receipent's body.

This was common among farmers who branded their cattle to identify them as belonging to them. This can also be found in extreme BDSM and sadomasochistic scenarios, where the dominant partner "brands" the submissive partner as his or her own.

Jimbo enjoys branding his cattle.

branding by DirkD January 24, 2007

gayass motherfucker 

Combines a derogatory word for homosexuals (gayass) with a general-usage insult (motherfucker) to form the versatile phrase gayass motherfucker.

Gino is one gayass motherfucker.

gayass motherfucker by DirkD January 24, 2007

LIR 

Refers to the once-great radio station known as WLIR, which used to broadcast in the New York City area and was one of the first radio stations in the United States to play bands like U2, The Police, The Cure, The Smiths, Depeche Mode and others. One of the last good commercial radio stations.

'LIR is the greatest station ever.

LIR by DirkD January 24, 2007

the dunk 

Before Vince Carter, there was John Starks, who performed "The Dunk" as a member of the New York Knicks, when Starks spectacularly dunked over Horace Grant and Michael Jordan during a playoff game against the Bulls.

John Starks will always be remembered for The Dunk.

the dunk by DirkD January 24, 2007