bundyology

The study of all things Bundy-related, referring to the classic television family from Married with Children.

Jack is a master of bundyology. He's memorized all the episodes of Married with Children.

by DirkD January 24, 2007

acrophilia

Being aroused or excited by heights, or by performing activities, perhaps of a sexual nature, at great heights.

Mark has a strong case of acrophilia, he wants to have sex at the top of the Empire State Building.

by DirkD January 24, 2007

sissify

To feminize a man, most often by forcing him to wear women's clothing, typically gaudy and overly feminine to enhance his humiliation.

Mistress Fluffy likes to sissify her men.

by DirkD January 24, 2007

gayass motherfucker

Combines a derogatory word for homosexuals (gayass) with a general-usage insult (motherfucker) to form the versatile phrase gayass motherfucker.

Gino is one gayass motherfucker.

by DirkD January 24, 2007

format my hard drive

More geek talk; the act wherein the geek's penis is pleasured, causing it to become erect (hard drive) and pleasured some more until it ejaculates (format).

Steve Urkel: Would you please format my hard drive? (Points at crotch)
Rachel: Okay. (Kneels down)

by DirkD January 24, 2007

fcc

Federal Censorship Commission

Thanks to the FCC, the only thing left that's safe to play on the radio is Celine Dion.

by DirkD January 24, 2007

forced bi

Extreme BDSM scenario where the Dominant partner forces the usually straight submissive/slave to perform sexual acts with a member of the same sex. Usually performed with female dominants and male submissives.

Mistress Sugar requires forced bi of all her slaves.

by DirkD January 24, 2007