portadown

A town of 30,000 in County Armagh, Northern Ireland. Situated on the river Bann.

The Orange Order was founded in Portadown. Billy Wright, the LVF leader murdered in the Maze jail, was from Portadown.

Mary Peters, the olympic pentathalon gold medalist, is from Portadown.

Portadown wus playin Cliftonville saturday there was a fight as usual.

by Dirge September 19, 2004

zelda

the bestest game in the whole freakin world

Zelda was the first video game I've ever played ~ Me (Dirge)

by Dirge January 31, 2005

MC

short for Master Cheif off of Halo

"MC would so kick the Covenant's ass!"

by Dirge January 30, 2005

substitute teachers

the best kind of teacher to annoy the hell out of

You should've been there! We threw papers, pencils..all over the place. We asked stupid questions like "Why is the sky blue" and crawled all over the floor. The substitute teacher couldn't do shit about it! ~ (Dirge)

by Dirge February 14, 2005

throw down

to street race with another driver

"Looks like he wanna throw down"

by Dirge April 16, 2005

piett

When someone really screws up and you think there's going to be hell to pay but they somehow get away with it.

It comes from Admiral Piett in Star Wars. After the millenium falcon goes into hyperspace in the Empire Strikes Back, you just know Vader is going to strangle Piett like all the others who "failed him". But... he doesn't.

(Piett survives until the next movie, finaly dying when a rebel A-wing fighter crashes through the bridge of his ship)

by Dirge September 29, 2004

bin

#1 A receptacle for garbage.

#2 An arabic word meaning "son of"

#1 Throw it in the bin!

#2:
Osama bin Laden

George bin George

by Dirge September 04, 2004