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ugly tree

The species of flora from which ugly people come
Look at that whore she musta fell out of the ugly tree, hit every branch and twig on the way down, smacked her head on the ugly rocks, got mauled by the ugly bear, dragged through the ugly forest, tossed in the ugly river and floated out towards the ugly sea
by Dirge May 28, 2004
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portadown

A town of 30,000 in County Armagh, Northern Ireland. Situated on the river Bann.

The Orange Order was founded in Portadown. Billy Wright, the LVF leader murdered in the Maze jail, was from Portadown.

Mary Peters, the olympic pentathalon gold medalist, is from Portadown.
Portadown wus playin Cliftonville saturday there was a fight as usual.
by Dirge September 19, 2004
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Lenore

a HILARIOUS comic book made by Roman Dirge, it's all about the misadventures of a cute little 10 year old dead girl and her friends.
"Dude, you gotta read Lenore!" ~ Me talkin to my midget friend
by Dirge January 30, 2005
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Jahre Viking

The biggest moving object ever created by human hands. Period.

She was built in 1979 as Seawise Giant, was later renamed Happy Giant, and then Jahre Viking. Very recently (2004) she has been renamed again, and is now called Knock Nevis.
This is the news. Today the supertanker Jahre Viking collided head on with the USS Nimitz. The Nimitz was obliterated, while the Jahre Viking suffered minor damage.
by Dirge September 26, 2004
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Foamy

the lord and master, Foamy is a squirrel who has something to say about things that piss him off and seems to make a girl's *Germaine* life hell
"I'm the Lord and Master, you all are bastards, worship me, or I'll stab your eyes 'til you bleed. I am the Lord and Master" ~ Foamy
by Dirge April 11, 2005
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wokka

Onomatopoeic representation of the sound generated by a Boeing-Vertol CH47 series Chinook transport helicopter.
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by Dirge September 26, 2004
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ulster fry

The Food Of The Gods.

However, if eaten in large quantities is highly hazerdous to your health.
Beware the Ulster Fry side, it is more seductive, and will give you a heart attack by the time you're 45
by Dirge November 6, 2004
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