Dirge's definitions

ulster fry

The Food Of The Gods.

However, if eaten in large quantities is highly hazerdous to your health.

Beware the Ulster Fry side, it is more seductive, and will give you a heart attack by the time you're 45

by Dirge November 6, 2004

meat pie

An asian person who acts like they are black.

Yellow on the outside, black on the inside.

by Dirge May 25, 2004

Jahre Viking

The biggest moving object ever created by human hands. Period.

She was built in 1979 as Seawise Giant, was later renamed Happy Giant, and then Jahre Viking. Very recently (2004) she has been renamed again, and is now called Knock Nevis.

This is the news. Today the supertanker Jahre Viking collided head on with the USS Nimitz. The Nimitz was obliterated, while the Jahre Viking suffered minor damage.

by Dirge September 26, 2004

portadown

A town of 30,000 in County Armagh, Northern Ireland. Situated on the river Bann.

The Orange Order was founded in Portadown. Billy Wright, the LVF leader murdered in the Maze jail, was from Portadown.

Mary Peters, the olympic pentathalon gold medalist, is from Portadown.

Portadown wus playin Cliftonville saturday there was a fight as usual.

by Dirge September 19, 2004

prk

Peoples Republik of Kalifornia

Arnold Schwarzenegger is guvnor of the PRK at the mo.

by Dirge September 23, 2006

scorpion

a name for a powerful tank off of HALO

the scorpion is an awesome tank

by Dirge January 30, 2005

the sash

A loyalist song well known to anyone residing in Norn Iron, as well as to many people in Scotland, particularly Glasgow

It was old but it was beautiful, and the colours they were fine,
It was borne at Derry, Aughrim, Enniskillen and the Boyne,
And me father wore it in his youth in the bygone days of yore,
And on the 12th I love to wear the sash my father wore.

by Dirge May 30, 2004