Dirge's definitions

The Demented Cartoon Movie

a movie that's sooo strange it's FREAKIG HILARIOUS!!! starring characters such as Mr. Weight, the Kamikaze Watermelon, Bloing Gloing *dude with umbrella*, and the famous Zeeky H. Bomb

Stick dude 1:"Let's play Toss the H bomb!"
Stick dude 2: "Yah!"
Both: Wheeee!! *bomb drops*
BOOOOOMMM!!!

by Dirge February 1, 2005

zoid

an animal like robot on planet Zi

"Zoids is an ok show, pretty funny too."

by Dirge February 1, 2005

zombie

a corpse brought back to life to wander the earth and feast on the flesh of the living.

"Corpses! Lumbering, rotting cadavers! What contrivance
could have wrought this...this...this abomination?!?!
Diseased science...?? Blasphemous occult rituals? How can
something so...so dead, yet be so alive?!?! And hungry..!
They lust for flesh...Human flesh...and feast upon all the
sweetbreads a man has to offer!!" ~ Maximillian Roivas (Eternal Darkness)

by Dirge February 1, 2005

Eternal Darkness

One of the best horror games for the Gamecube,it was previously made to be a N64 game, the insanity effects gives you many hallucinations that occur to your character, giving you the idea of what's real or what's all in your head.

You play as many different characters that were chosen by destiny and were bound to a book made from human skin and bones called the "Tome of Eternal Darkness" in order to save the world from zombies and a crazed warlock from summoning an Ancient and dark god to come back into the world and ending humanity as we know it.

My friend Joey: "Dude that insanity effect with the chick in the tub of blood.....I'm never playing this game again"
Me: "Sissy..."

by Dirge February 1, 2005

Weeeeeeeeee

the most funniest song on Earth!

"Yo, I went up to a thug gangsta and he was like 'Yo Mutha fucka!' WHEEEEEEEEEE!"

by Dirge February 1, 2005

Swear Bears

The best little bear that u can have (normally a keychain). You press them they cuss. XD

Me: Hey guys check out Tourettes the swear bear (I named him Tourettes)
Joey: Wut's a swear bear?
Tourettes: BITE ME FUCK FACE!

by Dirge February 1, 2005

Spawn Camper

a cheap ass player...aka n00b

"Spawn camping shows that u dunno how to play at all"

by Dirge February 13, 2005