5 definitions by Dionysus’ dick

God came on my jorts

When your day goes poorly in an unforeseen yet entirely unsurprising way.

“Yeah a bird just shat on me!”

“No way dude.”

“Yeah it’s like god came on my jorts!”

by Dionysus’ dick November 7, 2023

Vagichoke

A vagina represented through artichoke, typically seen as a perverse art form—adhering to the style of Brancusi. The complete vagichoke or the creation of the vagichoke is most prevalent at dinner and/or lunch where artichoke and other necessary materials are provided.

Usually I buy gifts for my wife on her birthday. I decided to be more creative this year, and made her a personalized vagichoke.

by Dionysus’ dick August 2, 2020

Shadow Bunny

The third-party you enlist to bounce your mattress so that god still loves you.

Yeah Matt was my shadow bunny last night, I owe him some lunch.

by Dionysus’ dick July 17, 2023

Lopa

The high equivalent of tipsy.

Yo dude mind if I take another hit? I'm only lopa right now.

by Dionysus’ dick October 13, 2023

Cock out of a carrot

A phrase used to describe a someone of low intellect stating that they cannot do as simple a task as carving a phallus object into a penis.

He’s so dumb he can’t even make a cock out of a carrot.

by Dionysus’ dick August 2, 2020