Definitions by Dionysus’ dick

God came on my jorts

When your day goes poorly in an unforeseen yet entirely unsurprising way.

“Yeah a bird just shat on me!”

“No way dude.”

“Yeah it’s like god came on my jorts!”

God came on my jorts by Dionysus’ dick November 6, 2023

Lopa 

The high equivalent of tipsy.

Yo dude mind if I take another hit? I'm only lopa right now.

Lopa by Dionysus’ dick October 13, 2023

Shadow Bunny 

The third-party you enlist to bounce your mattress so that god still loves you.

Yeah Matt was my shadow bunny last night, I owe him some lunch.

Shadow Bunny by Dionysus’ dick July 17, 2023

Vagichoke 

A vagina represented through artichoke, typically seen as a perverse art form—adhering to the style of Brancusi. The complete vagichoke or the creation of the vagichoke is most prevalent at dinner and/or lunch where artichoke and other necessary materials are provided.

Usually I buy gifts for my wife on her birthday. I decided to be more creative this year, and made her a personalized vagichoke.

Vagichoke by Dionysus’ dick August 1, 2020

Cock out of a carrot 

A phrase used to describe a someone of low intellect stating that they cannot do as simple a task as carving a phallus object into a penis.

He’s so dumb he can’t even make a cock out of a carrot.

Cock out of a carrot by Dionysus’ dick August 1, 2020