Diggity Monkeez's definitions

Bland

Plain and boring. Not exciting.

Mayor Williams' speech about our lack of senators was pretty bland.

by Diggity Monkeez January 12, 2005

Deal

1) An agreement.

2) To give out cards to each player in a card game.

3) Problem.

1) They made a deal not to tell anybody about the board game results.

2) Gretchen was dealt a horrible hand, but she didn't fold, hoping to bluff others into giving up.

3) What's Leomard's deal? He won't even speak to me!

by Diggity Monkeez February 21, 2005

Ninety Six

A city in South Carolina.

Ninety Six is a small country town.

by Diggity Monkeez January 4, 2005

Two-Bit

Cheap; of bad quality.

I was expecting a tale of fun and excitement, but instead I listened to a two-bit story about Rick's trip to his grandmother's.

by Diggity Monkeez April 22, 2005

Baltimore Oriole

Maryland's state bird. Also a player for Baltimore's baseball team.

Orville: A Baltimore Oriole just flew by!

Rachel: I wasn't aware that Viagra was so effective for him!

by Diggity Monkeez February 2, 2005

Babe

1) Legendary giant, blue ox who travelled the Great Plains with renowned giant Paul Bunyan.

2) First-ever recorded sheep-herding pig.

3) Baseball player regarded as the greatest ever at his sport.

1) Babe and Paul Bunyan were both giants.

2) After fearing he would be eaten, Babe felt all the more determined to prove his doubters wrong.

3) When Babe joined the Yankees, he had already won three World Series(es?); he went on to win four more.

by Diggity Monkeez April 7, 2005

Lunch Money

The most commonly-stolen item of weak public-schoolers, especially in lower-income areas where the schools do not put money on a computerized lunch account. At such a school, students have to bring in the necessary money each day to buy their meal, allowing bullies to steal money that they can actually use, as opposed to a check (is it spelled 'cheque'?).

Ferdinand: Yeah, Corey stole my lunch money again.

Baron: No problem. I'll share my lunch with you.

by Diggity Monkeez April 30, 2005