Diggity Monkeez's definitions

Laos

Country in Southeast Asia. Different from Lagos, which is in Nigeria. Also different from Lays, which is a brand of chip.

No, I've never been to Laos.

by Diggity Monkeez May 2, 2005

Woodwork

The 'underground'; refers to ilegal activity.

The FBI thought that Montenegro was as good as theirs, but he faded into the woodwork before they found him.

by Diggity Monkeez February 4, 2005

BLT

The greatest sandwich ever concocted. Made up of a tomato, several strips of bacon, two or three pieces of lettuce, and mayonnaise on the upper piece of bread.

I like my BLTs non-toasted (untoasted?).

by Diggity Monkeez February 4, 2005

Ump

Shortened form of 'umpire' used by baseball players, managers, and anyone connected with the game.

Fans don't call umpires 'umps'- they usually use more offensive names.

by Diggity Monkeez January 15, 2005

Floor

1) To knock a person off of his/her feet, or to stun (eaxaggeration).

My statement about the latest stock market developments floored him; he was stunned.

Frazier floored Cosell with a huge left.

by Diggity Monkeez March 14, 2005

Comeback

1) A return that involves some type of improvement.

2) A reply to an insult; a witty retort.

1) Andres Galarraga made an honorable comeback from cancer.

2) His comeback was really good; my jaw must have dropped half a foot.

by Diggity Monkeez February 17, 2005

What's Your Function?

If a conjunction, the answer is "To join words and sentences."

Also a horrible pick-up line at bars.

Eugene: What's your function here?

Melvin: I oversee major projects and aid in the development of minor ones.


Tony: Hey baby, what's your function?

Tony is promptly slapped by Tina.

by Diggity Monkeez March 27, 2005