Definitions by Diggity Monkeez

PU

1) A way of saying, "That smells awful."

2) Official scoring of a pop-up in baseball.

1) PU, Dennis! Haven't you ever heard of deodorant? Or at least breath mints?

2) A pop-up caught by the second baseman is scored as 'PU4'.

PU by Diggity Monkeez January 20, 2005

Paris Hilton 

One of America's most promising young filmakers.

Did you see her first movie, "One Night in Paris"?

Paris Hilton by Diggity Monkeez January 19, 2005

Survey 

1) A public opinion poll.

2) To measure/inspect.

1) The survey showed that 27% of Americans actually listen to and enjoy disco.

2) He surveyed his new home, eventually deciding that he had been ripped off by the old couple that had previously lived there.

1) Survey says, "You're an idiot."

Survey by Diggity Monkeez January 19, 2005

12 Years Old 

A popular chat room insult.

Oneofthethreegreatestheroesofourgeneration: Diggity Monkeez is obviously twelve years old.

Diggity Monkeez: Well, that doesn't make me a bad person.

12 Years Old by Diggity Monkeez January 19, 2005

Procrastination 

The reason that many intelligent children fail to make it into a (good) college.

Kevin: Actually, I'm not stupid at all. I just have an awful tendency to procrastinate.

Diggity Monkeez: Oh. And to think that for all these years I had assumed that you were stupid.

Procrastination by Diggity Monkeez January 19, 2005

Dead 

1) Deceased. No longer in the world of the living.

2) No longer entertaining. Over.

3) Definitely, extremely.

1) Yassir Arafat is dead; he died in 2004.

2) I'm leaving. This party is dead.

3) I'm not joking; I'm dead serious. (Also in this category is, "Enemy sub dead ahead!")

Dead by Diggity Monkeez January 18, 2005

Warren G

Warren Gamaliel Harding, twenty-ninth President of the United States. Generally regarded as the States' worst president ever, Harding elected many corrupt officials to his cabinet, leading to embarrassing public scandals (most famously, the Teapot Dome Scandal, in which millionaires illegally bought Navy oil fields from Harding's cabinet officals). Harding died in the middle of his term, and was succeeded by his vice-president, Calvin Coolidge.

Warren G wasn't a great president.

Warren G by Diggity Monkeez January 18, 2005