Definitions by Diggity Monkeez

Weed 

1) An unwanted plant in a garden/lawn.

2) To rid a garden/lawn of such a plant.

1) Kudzu is a weed, but it's not in my garden/lawn, just my trees.

2) Danielle spent about an hour weeding her garden.

Weed by Diggity Monkeez January 28, 2005

Collapse 

To fall, especially something that was once sturdy.

DM: Hey, that building collapsed!

OOTTGHOOG: Like your hopes of getting a date?

DM: Yes.

Collapse by Diggity Monkeez January 28, 2005

1000 Island 

One of the best (if not THE best) salad dressings.

I've seriously considered apooning scoops of 1000 Island into my mouth. It didn't end up happening.

1000 Island by Diggity Monkeez January 28, 2005

Tax

1) A due paid to the government for living expenses.

2) To set up such dues.

3) To burden.

1) I have an accountant calculate my taxes for me.

2) The old French regime taxed the poor heavily.

3) The heavy boulder on her back taxed her, but she was able to reach Nevada in time for the fireworks spectacular.

Tax by Diggity Monkeez January 28, 2005

Please 

1) A word used to ask somebody to do something. Its usage is necessary to sound polite. Can be repeated multiple times, with a long, drawn-out 'e' to signify when begging/imploring.

2) To bring pleasure to another being.

1) May we go to the zoo, please?

2) I pleased my friend by giving him back the pencil he lent me.

Please by Diggity Monkeez January 28, 2005

Sole 

1) The bottom of a shoe.

2) The only one.

These definitions should not be confused with the religious word, 'soul'.

1) My sole is itchy. I should start wearing socks.

2) I am the sole right-hander that prefers lefty scissors.

Sole by Diggity Monkeez January 26, 2005

Thorn in the Side 

A nemesis that always tends to get the best of his/her arch-enemy.

I can't beat level four of "Grand Marshall" because those tiny gremlins always kill me. They're thorns in my side.

Thorn in the Side by Diggity Monkeez January 25, 2005