when something unexpected happens like...PURPLE MONKEYS!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL!!!!!!!!!!
No, seriously...
Mike Cameron hitting four home runs in a game is NOT random. He did it through skill. Random things happen for no reason. Use the word correctly. Also, not in every sentence, please.
LOL!!!!!!!!!!
No, seriously...
Mike Cameron hitting four home runs in a game is NOT random. He did it through skill. Random things happen for no reason. Use the word correctly. Also, not in every sentence, please.
by Diggity Monkeez November 24, 2004
Get the Random mug.A joke made about a caller at the door. It usually ends up as a play on words.
The structure of a knock-knock joke is as follows:
Person 1: Knock-knock.
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: (Phrase A).
Person 2: '(Phrase A)' who?
Person 1: (Phrase A) (funny punch line).
The structure of a knock-knock joke is as follows:
Person 1: Knock-knock.
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: (Phrase A).
Person 2: '(Phrase A)' who?
Person 1: (Phrase A) (funny punch line).
Here is a knock-knock joke:
George: Knock-knock.
Reginald: Who's there?
George: Em.
Reginald: 'Em' who?
George: Emphysema! So you better quit smoking!
George: Knock-knock.
Reginald: Who's there?
George: Em.
Reginald: 'Em' who?
George: Emphysema! So you better quit smoking!
by Diggity Monkeez May 20, 2005
Get the Knock-Knock Joke mug.1) The 'inside' of the hand (when a fist is made). Food is usually held in/balanced on the palm.
2) To hold a basketball (or something else, maybe; I've only heard it used when talking about basketball) with only the palm. Useful when dunking.
3) Tropical tree. Its leaves are known as 'fronds'.
2) To hold a basketball (or something else, maybe; I've only heard it used when talking about basketball) with only the palm. Useful when dunking.
3) Tropical tree. Its leaves are known as 'fronds'.
1) I wrote 'Get $5 for field trip' on my palm, but it had worn off by day's end.
2) I can't palm a basketball. Don't make fun of me, please.
3) There are birds on top of that palm.
2) I can't palm a basketball. Don't make fun of me, please.
3) There are birds on top of that palm.
by Diggity Monkeez April 25, 2005
Get the Palm mug.Early Federalist politician in the late 1700s and early 1800s who became the first U.S. Secretary of the Treasury. He was killed in a duel by his political rival and then U.S. Vice-President, Aaron Burr.
Since Aaron Burr was the first U.S. Secretary of the Treasury, his is the face on the ten-dollar bill.
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