Diggity Monkeez's definitions

Blunder

A grievous mistake that embarrasses (or should embarrass, at least) the committer.

Only after leaving his office did Mark realize his blunder: he had put his tie on backwards.

by Diggity Monkeez April 8, 2005

Vespucci

Italian cartographer for whom the Americas were named.

Vespucci lived in the 1500s.

by Diggity Monkeez March 6, 2005

Outside

Outdoors. Not inside any sort of man-made structure. The opposite of inside and indoors, and synonymous with outdoors.

Put your hood on, Little Timmy; it's cold outside today.

by Diggity Monkeez April 4, 2005

SportsCenter

The only show on television that shows highlights of alomost all of the previous day's sporting events. However, any remaining time is spent discussing:

A) The Lakers, especially the Shaq/Kobe/Jackson feud.

B) Barry Bonds.

C) The Yankees/Red Sox rivalry.

After Ron Artest beat up some fan, SportsCenter was Laker-free for about a week, because ESPN kept showing the same replay of the same fight over and over and over.

by Diggity Monkeez December 19, 2004

Tedy Bruschi

The NFL's best Erik Estrada lookalike.

Tedy Bruschi is a Patriots linebacker.

by Diggity Monkeez June 19, 2006

F--

Like the F-, the F-- is the worst grade possible. However, an F- can be given for an assignment that wasn't turned in or had little or no effort put into it. An F-- not only denotes an awful grade, but signals that the content, no matter how much work was put into it, was so awful that a mere F- wouldn't be painful enough for its recipient.

The boy was stunned when he received an F-- on his paper; he had stayed up all night working on it.

by Diggity Monkeez May 13, 2005

Golden Opportunity

A great, often unexpected chance to achieve a desired goal.

I blew a golden opportunity when I left my homework pass at home after deciding not to do my homework.

by Diggity Monkeez January 4, 2005