Definitions by Diggity Monkeez

Asterisk 

A small star-shaped symbol used to denote an explanation of the word/phrase that precedes it.

* <~~~~~~That's an asterisk.

Owen: This is our most embarrassing defeat since the UFTA Upset of '79*.




*Owen is just making up the UFTA Upset of '79.

Asterisk by Diggity Monkeez March 3, 2005

Complement 

To go well with; to complete.

That lamp complements your desk perfectly.

Complement by Diggity Monkeez March 3, 2005

Suburban Legend 

A lame story about suburban life.

Henry: ...and then some white kid drove up in his SUV, blasting rap as loudly as possible over his very expensive stereo system.

Matthew: That's a suburban legend for ya.

Suburban Legend by Diggity Monkeez March 2, 2005

Cereal

A common starch-based breakfast. Often eaten with milk.

Most children's cereals advertise on television with mysteries for the kids to solve.

Cereal by Diggity Monkeez March 2, 2005

Pat Sajak 

The host of the popular game show, 'Wheel of Fortune'.

Pat Sajak looked funny as a character in 'Rugrats'.

Pat Sajak by Diggity Monkeez February 28, 2005

Splat

Sound made when an object is squished. Usually, the entire word is capitalized.

*Roderick steps on a water balloon*

SPLAT!

Splat by Diggity Monkeez February 28, 2005

Second Person 

The part of speech that is used when speaking directly to another person. The second person utilizes the word 'you' (and, below the Mason-Dixon line, 'y'all').

I tried referring to myself in the second person when bragging about all of my outstanding test scores, but my friend thought that I was complimenting him.

Second Person by Diggity Monkeez February 28, 2005