Diego Mendez's definitions

toilet ringer

When a basketball shot hits the rim then rolls around (360-deg) one or more times. It can rim in or rim out. One of the ugliest shots in basketball.

Chick Hearn is credited with it:

http://www.abbaroo.com/lakers/chick.html

Shaq just shot another toilet ringer.

by Diego Mendez February 17, 2009

Chicago Style Pizza

An overrated loaf of bread with a sludge and grease in the middle. Better classified as a quiche.

One Chicago Style Pizza will feed a pond of ducks for a year.

by Diego Mendez January 28, 2008

sideboobs

Excess flab that extends over the right and left sides of the female's waistband.

Wow, check out her sideboobs!

by Diego Mendez February 18, 2009

turdburgler

One who can't spell turdburglar.

Public education produces many turdburglers.

by Diego Mendez February 11, 2008

meat nozzle

The opening in your butt used mostly for dispensing fecal matter accompanying liquid and gas. You know, your "meat"

Excuse me, I have to exercise the meat nozzle.

by Diego Mendez July 1, 2012

coors

This is your great-grandfather’s beer that tastes like your great-grandmother’s breast milk.

A standard by which other beers are measured.

Old English is 2 degrees above Coors “zero”.

by Diego Mendez January 25, 2008

tim burton

–obj, ov-er-rat•ed. to rate or appraise too highly; overestimate.

See also overrated, joe namath, jose canseco, ohio state,tarheel,chicago style pizza, hannah montana, hilary duff,Disney channel,kurt cobain

That NBC tv show Friends is so Tim Burton.

by Diego Mendez January 28, 2008