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ass clown posse

Shows over. Shit. Here comes the ass clown posse!
by Diego Mendez March 27, 2009
mugGet the ass clown possemug.

Obama Goggles

Obama goggles is a phenomenon which inhibits monetary discretion to the point of unbridled acceptance of spending.
1 trillion dollars??? Let me put on my Obama Goggles. OK I support it.
by Diego Mendez February 18, 2009
mugGet the Obama Gogglesmug.

steven slater

Patron Saint of Flight Attendants
Steven Slater, upon being hit in the face by a customer's overhead luggage, became psychotically enraged. He then shouted expletives at passengers, opened the door, triggered the emergency exit warnings, grabbed two beers from the beverage cart, and made his escape down the inflatable slide onto the runway. He was arrested while having sex later.

His tirade was immediately discussed on the social media. He is a leading authority on how to quit a job.
by Diego Mendez August 12, 2010
mugGet the steven slatermug.

toilet ringer

When a basketball shot hits the rim then rolls around (360-deg) one or more times. It can rim in or rim out. One of the ugliest shots in basketball.

Chick Hearn is credited with it:

http://www.abbaroo.com/lakers/chick.html
Shaq just shot another toilet ringer.
by Diego Mendez February 17, 2009
mugGet the toilet ringermug.

Chicago Style Pizza

An overrated loaf of bread with a sludge and grease in the middle. Better classified as a quiche.
One Chicago Style Pizza will feed a pond of ducks for a year.
by Diego Mendez January 28, 2008
mugGet the Chicago Style Pizzamug.

turdburgler

One who can't spell turdburglar.
Public education produces many turdburglers.
by Diego Mendez February 11, 2008
mugGet the turdburglermug.

sideboobs

Excess flab that extends over the right and left sides of the female's waistband.
Wow, check out her sideboobs!
by Diego Mendez February 18, 2009
mugGet the sideboobsmug.

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