Definitions by Diego

pilfer 

To steal.

Pilferer : "I pilfered a stereo in a small riot downtown."
Dude : "Did you pilfer any CD's to go with it."
Pilferer : "Nah. I nearly got caught pilfering this."

pilfer by Diego August 18, 2003

gilf

"Grandma/Grandpa I'd Like to Fuck."
Not said seriously, only when pointing out any old person.

Weirdo: "Oh man, check out that MILF, she look's hot."
Sane Friend: "Fuck That! She looks more like a GILF."

"Hahaha that GILF has his pant's so high they are up around his armpit's."

gilf by Diego August 18, 2003

dive 

To 'take a dive' is to 'throw' a fight or sportng match by purposely fighting/playing poorly.

In 'Snatch', the 'Pikey' (Brad Pitt) was supposed to 'take a dive' in the 4th round.

dive by Diego August 18, 2003

put up 

To grafiti something..

"I 'put up' this huge 'RoMaN' on the side of a train."

put up by Diego August 18, 2003

dunga 

Your dunga is your asshole.

"Your dunga is sore from all that rooting last night."

dunga by Diego August 18, 2003

LD 

1. Long Dick (Jake from 'Booty Call' www.romp.com)
2. Lock Down
3. Low Down

1. "Yo girl, you want the LD?"
2. "You can't be contacted if you're in lock down."
3. "What's the LD with this party tonight."

LD by Diego August 18, 2003

douche 

Means to fight someone and it also describes the type of person that you would want to fight.

"That douche is such a clown, let's douche him after skool."

douche by Diego August 18, 2003