Definitions by Dictionnaire Diabolique

appetude 

Hunger-induced bitchiness.

Look, I know it’s been a long ride, but I’ve had just about enough of your appetude.

appetude by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 23, 2017

codependent relationship 

Meaningful relationship; normal human relationship.

Those two are in such a codependent relationship! It's not healthy. I mean, seriously, look at how much they care about each other.

codependent relationship by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 23, 2017

cc-ebomber 

Machiavellian colleague who regularly sends out passive-aggressive emails, cc-ing everyone, whose sole purposes are to: take credit for other people’s work; cast aspersions on colleagues; and give their superiors the impression that they’re taking care of business. As you might expect, cc-ebombers are much-loved by ill-informed management, and much-despised by those who actually have to work with them.

Can't stand that guy. He's such a cc-ebomber.

cc-ebomber by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 23, 2017

networker 

A person who treats human beings like instruments and pretends to care about people they don’t care about because they think they might be useful to them at some point in the future. Networkers are often very good at active listening.

God, I hate that guy! Never stops scheming. He's such a networker.

networker by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 23, 2017

primal cellscream 

The sound you make after your cell phone falls into the toilet.

Dropped my brand-new iPhone in the toilet yesterday. Seriously, bro, people could hear my primal cellscream for miles!

primal cellscream by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 23, 2017

sharer's remorse 

The deep sense of regret that washes over you when you realize that you’ve shared something stupid on social media; especially prone are those who share articles before reading them.

Sharer's remorse washed over him as he realized that he was one of the first people to share a fake-news story that went viral.

sharer's remorse by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 23, 2017

off the charts 

In Garrison Keillor’s Lake Wobegon, “all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average.” But in the real world, exceptional people are exceptional. If you say “off the charts” often, there’s something wrong with your charts.

I knew he was a clueless tool when he used the expression “off the charts” three times in one hour.

off the charts by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 23, 2017