by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 24, 2017

Dropped my brand-new iPhone in the toilet yesterday. Seriously, bro, people could hear my primal cellscream for miles!
by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 23, 2017

That Greg guy's sales numbers are crazy high because he's really good at active listening (i.e., he's really good at making you feel like he's listening to you).
by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 25, 2017

adj. Related to, suffering from, or seeming to suffer from COVID-19 or the ill-effects of the quarantine.
For instance: “Damn, John, that’s a pretty covidy haircut you’ve got there.” Or: “That sweaty covidy cougher in the grocery store was freaking me out.”
by Dictionnaire Diabolique April 16, 2020

The feeling of great enthusiasm and excitement which washes over some people when they contemplate the complete destruction of the world.
Everything he said about the impending crisis made sense, but the glee in his voice was downright disturbing. He could barely conceal his apocalyptiboner.
by Dictionnaire Diabolique February 01, 2017

I was listening to Sam Harris’s podcast when Anna-Liisa woke up this morning. This is what she said to me: “You know how the French have that great expression ‘tête à claques’ (or ‘face à claques’), which roughly translates to ‘punchable face’, a face that’s so annoying that you just wanna punch it? Well, Sam Harris has a punchable voice.”
by Dictionnaire Diabolique April 19, 2020

“My problem,” said the self-absorbed narcissist at the yoga retreat, “is that I'm just too giving. I really need to learn how to be a little more selfish. How to set aside a little more, you know, me time.”
by Dictionnaire Diabolique March 05, 2017
