Definitions by Dickbender

Pull a Shane 

When your movie suddenly turns off because Shane’s sitting on the remote.

Ah man! Way to pull a Shane.

Pull a Shane by Dickbender December 31, 2021

Poo plug 

When your trying to take a shit in a pit toilet and you feel that cold breeze up your ass and can’t get it out.

You got a hairdryer bro? I got a poo plug and I need help thawing it.

Poo plug by Dickbender December 4, 2021

Crack blaster 

When you run out of toilet paper and have to swish the water out of the bowl into your asscrack like a bidet.

I know my hands are covered in poop, I just had to pull a crack blaster.

Crack blaster by Dickbender December 4, 2021