Dick Splash's definitions

white person

Figment of imagination. Never met one. Look at 'white' people and you will see they are not white, they come in all different shades of pink through brown. Give it up, morons.

Al: "Look at whitey, he can't play"
Kev: "Which one"
Al: "That one!"
Kev: "He's darker than me!"
Al: "OK, look at brownie, he can't play"

by Dick Splash September 20, 2003

foofoo

The shit you spread to your workers in the form of dust, instead of telling them they are stupid cunts, spread some fooffoo dust on them to keep them relatively productive stupid cunts who won't whine as much.

That stupid cunt needs foofoo dust daily.

by Dick Splash August 17, 2003

wompa

_Wompa__Stompa will give you the game secrets in Shadows of the Empire.

Darth Rendar is really fucking cool with the _Wompa__Stompa game secrets. Die you fucking stormtrooper motherfucker.

by Dick Splash August 17, 2003

tie one on

To get sloshed

My brain is getting mushy and picled by alcohol, resulting in staggering and falling over which compounds the sloshing.

by Dick Splash August 10, 2003

walk the dog

To take a piss.

Hey, I'll see you in a minute, I need to go and walk the dog.

by Dick Splash September 13, 2003

welshman

A man from Wales.

Said Englishman, "'Ere, that Welshman called me a cunt."

by Dick Splash August 15, 2003

Big toe

There is one on each foot.

My left foots' big toe is next the big toe on my tight foot. How about that!

by Dick Splash November 10, 2003