Dick Splash's definitions

white person

Figment of imagination. Never met one. Look at 'white' people and you will see they are not white, they come in all different shades of pink through brown. Give it up, morons.

Al: "Look at whitey, he can't play"
Kev: "Which one"
Al: "That one!"
Kev: "He's darker than me!"
Al: "OK, look at brownie, he can't play"

by Dick Splash September 20, 2003

dick splash

n. the often unpopular splash or stain made by a male during clumsy urination on either ones own or someone elses trousers and/or footwear.

"Oh!......thanks for the dick splash mate."

also

"Hey".....nice dick splash."

by Dick Splash February 28, 2005

seductive banjo

Complete know head who can't play games for shit

You're a right seductive banjo

by dick splash November 20, 2016

wompa

_Wompa__Stompa will give you the game secrets in Shadows of the Empire.

Darth Rendar is really fucking cool with the _Wompa__Stompa game secrets. Die you fucking stormtrooper motherfucker.

by Dick Splash August 17, 2003

welshman

A man from Wales.

Said Englishman, "'Ere, that Welshman called me a cunt."

by Dick Splash August 15, 2003

union

Contradiction and the funniest thing you will ever see.

"Did you see where the business agent got fired by his own union - I wonder who will file his grievance?"

by Dick Splash August 16, 2003

mothersucker

Motherfucker.

Dave didn't want to embarass his grandmother so he said, " Pass the ketchup, mothersucker".

by Dick Splash August 17, 2003