snail trail

Gleaming sticky substance left on your dick after your wife rubs her clit up and down it for 5 minutes.

"Please straddle my face and snail trail my chin, Please. I'll do the dishes tomorrow"

by Dick Splash January 02, 2004

Scrump

To take without permission. A fine afternoon activity when as a lad one goes looking for apples, conkers, pears ( either fruit or those located on chests) etc..

Hey, let's go scrumping!

by Dick Splash August 17, 2003

backseat

Your ass.
A place where homos live for.

Bob the homo is a backseat bandit.

by Dick Splash January 02, 2004

divvy

Idiot.
Fool.

Al Sharpton is a divvy.

by Dick Splash September 20, 2003

yank

To cause pleasure and ejaculation.

Yank this, bitch.

by Dick Splash August 17, 2003

4nic8

To fuck outside of marriage, thus making it illegal.

Wow, wouldn't like to 4nic8 in a third world country where they might very well chop your balls off before they kill you.

by Dick Splash November 10, 2003

communists

Idiots who didn't read Marx and thought it would be funny if they said everyone was equal and redistributed the wealth to themselves.

Trotsky: Let's pull the wool over their eyes. They'll go for it.
Lenin: Sure. (For now).

by Dick Splash September 07, 2003