Dick Splash's definitions

foofoo

The shit you spread to your workers in the form of dust, instead of telling them they are stupid cunts, spread some fooffoo dust on them to keep them relatively productive stupid cunts who won't whine as much.

That stupid cunt needs foofoo dust daily.

by Dick Splash August 17, 2003

seductive banjo

Complete know head who can't play games for shit

You're a right seductive banjo

by dick splash November 20, 2016

tank

Best track on the Black and White album.

"Yes, I can...."

by Dick Splash August 17, 2003

wargasmic

adj. of or relating to wargasm. >able to achieve wargasm.
- DERIVATIVES wargasmically adv. wargastic adj. wargastically. adv.

"The helicopter scene in 'Apocalypse Now' when they played Wagner, was totally wargasmic."

by Dick Splash February 28, 2005

golf

More than a game, it is a habitual endeavor that takes precedence over work and friends. A perpetual quest for improvement. A sport for athletes as they get older and realize their limitations. A pleasure beyond definition. Played by yourself, with a partner or in a group. Worse than drugs and better than a first time fuck.

Golf is the game of intergalactic champions. Surpassed by nothing. Takes priority over all, except being naked with the wife. She loves golf too.

by Dick Splash November 10, 2003

yellowcake

Radioactive stuff, for use in making nukes, which should actually be aimed at the middle east and North Korea. Save the boys, nuke 'em.

Hey, that Yellowcake track by the MeNiNBLacK is cool, man

by Dick Splash August 17, 2003

Snapper

1. A type of fish.
2. Slang for cunt.
3. A fine Hugh Cornwell song.

1. Let's get some snapper.
2. Let's get some snapper.
3. Track #2 on Guilty.

by Dick Splash November 9, 2003