Dick Perses's definitions

un-bacon

Free Range, All Natural, Fat Free, Organic Pussy.

Rex moved closer and caressed her heaving melons. He then went lower, lower to her un-bacon.

by Dick Perses February 12, 2010

snuty

A task performed to maintain one's standing on a social networking site.

It really was not inbox rot when I didn't accept Bart's friend request. I was just shirking my snuty.

by Dick Perses March 24, 2009

Marritation

When you get annoyed at something your spouse does.

Jill experienced much marritation with Jack after he broke her bottle of Crown Royal.

by Dick Perses March 1, 2009

fecalplaning

Skating over the bullshit.

I was supposed to be thrown under the bus in Friday's meeting, but some deft fecalplaning shifted the blame elsewhere.

by Dick Perses February 7, 2009