Definitions by Dick Perses

un-bacon 

Free Range, All Natural, Fat Free, Organic Pussy.

Rex moved closer and caressed her heaving melons. He then went lower, lower to her un-bacon.

un-bacon by Dick Perses February 12, 2010

snuty 

A task performed to maintain one's standing on a social networking site.

It really was not inbox rot when I didn't accept Bart's friend request. I was just shirking my snuty.

snuty by Dick Perses March 24, 2009

Marritation 

When you get annoyed at something your spouse does.

Jill experienced much marritation with Jack after he broke her bottle of Crown Royal.

Marritation by Dick Perses March 1, 2009

fecalplaning 

Skating over the bullshit.

I was supposed to be thrown under the bus in Friday's meeting, but some deft fecalplaning shifted the blame elsewhere.

fecalplaning by Dick Perses February 7, 2009