Definitions by Dick Onchin
Camel Chew
When a toothless individual gums the hell out of your taint aka gooch by rapidly working their mouth and jaw side to side like a camel chewing cud.
Man bro that toothless crack whore not only gave me some brain but she did the camel chew on my taint. She was spitting hair for 10 minutes.
Once she slid her panties off I saw her shorn taint and instantly took out my dentures and gave her a camel chew.
My uncle gave me a camel chew last night. I’m really just not sure how I feel about it. But I will say it was enjoyable.
Once she slid her panties off I saw her shorn taint and instantly took out my dentures and gave her a camel chew.
My uncle gave me a camel chew last night. I’m really just not sure how I feel about it. But I will say it was enjoyable.
Camel Chew by Dick Onchin November 2, 2021
Mulled Prawn
The wife came to bed and straddled my face with her mulled prawn.
I had a touch of the stank puss but thanks to a little vinegar and water I’ve got a wonderful mulled prawn.
I had a touch of the stank puss but thanks to a little vinegar and water I’ve got a wonderful mulled prawn.
Mulled Prawn by Dick Onchin October 20, 2021
Cooter Wipe
When a female freshens up her cooter by wiping it with a rest room paper towel. A variant of the whore’s bath.
Regina decided to go home with the guy she met at the bar. So she slipped into the restroom for a quick cooter wipe.
I’m feeling a little mungy down there after that long walk. Better get a quick cooter wipe at that gas station before I go see my gyno.
Wouldn’t you know that they would be out of paper towels in there when I went for a cooter wipe. I think I burnt my labia with that hand dryer.
I’m feeling a little mungy down there after that long walk. Better get a quick cooter wipe at that gas station before I go see my gyno.
Wouldn’t you know that they would be out of paper towels in there when I went for a cooter wipe. I think I burnt my labia with that hand dryer.
Cooter Wipe by Dick Onchin October 20, 2021
Dante’s Bubbles
The final stage of a rectal inferno caused by a bout of wet, fiery, acidic, explosive shits.
Dante’s bubbles are hallmarked by a series of wet, stinging, releases of bubbly gas as there is literally nothing left to be passed from your entire gastrointestinal system.
Akin to the spewing sound of letting the air out of a balloon under water.
Dante’s bubbles are hallmarked by a series of wet, stinging, releases of bubbly gas as there is literally nothing left to be passed from your entire gastrointestinal system.
Akin to the spewing sound of letting the air out of a balloon under water.
The poor guy in the next stall was suffering from the worst Dante’s bubbles I have ever heard. I would have slipped him one of my Tucks medicated pads but my piles were on fire myself.
After all night on the toilet from the bad sushi, morning arrived with the gurgling sounds of Dante’s bubbles. The sting was of a thousand bees.
After all night on the toilet from the bad sushi, morning arrived with the gurgling sounds of Dante’s bubbles. The sting was of a thousand bees.
Dante’s Bubbles by Dick Onchin October 20, 2021
Mouth Wrestled
I mouth wrestled his raging yogurt slinger while parked in the driveway of his mom’s house.
As she bent over to draw up her knickers, her beautiful brown dirt star was winking at me like a ladyboy on a Thailand street corner so I buried my face deep into her brown town and mouth wrestled her tangy fart box.
I mouth wrestled her clitoris so long it was engorged like a pink jelly bean.
Wow broh. I can’t believe how many promotions you have received at your work. You must have mouth wrestled your way to the top.
As she bent over to draw up her knickers, her beautiful brown dirt star was winking at me like a ladyboy on a Thailand street corner so I buried my face deep into her brown town and mouth wrestled her tangy fart box.
I mouth wrestled her clitoris so long it was engorged like a pink jelly bean.
Wow broh. I can’t believe how many promotions you have received at your work. You must have mouth wrestled your way to the top.
Mouth Wrestled by Dick Onchin October 20, 2021
Summer Stick
When the male scrotum clings to the inner thighs like stretched taffy during those hot, humid, lazy, hazy days of summer.
Man I got the the summer sick. I’m chafing like a MOFO!
His scrotum looked like a batwing when he showed me his summer stick.
His scrotum looked like a batwing when he showed me his summer stick.
Summer Stick by Dick Onchin October 17, 2021
Eggs Onda Glass
Squatting on or over a glass top or plexiglass table and pinching a juicy, steamy turd on top while some sick and twisted bastard anxiously watches from underneath for the splashdown.
My girlfriend treated me to eggs onda glass last night braaaaahhhh. It was a curler.
I couldn’t pay rent this month so my landlord offered an eggs onda glass option. I sure hope he has some windex on hand. I have only been able to eat at Taco Bell.
I couldn’t pay rent this month so my landlord offered an eggs onda glass option. I sure hope he has some windex on hand. I have only been able to eat at Taco Bell.
Eggs Onda Glass by Dick Onchin October 17, 2021