Engorger

An extremely rigid and turgid penis that has been stimulated in a penis pump for 20-30 minutes.

I pumped for 20 minutes before the old lady got home from work so I could rail her from behind with an engorger.

I was still sporting an engorger for about another hour.

My engorger was a deep shade of purple and the head had the appearance of a purple potato.

by Dick Onchin September 20, 2020

Soft Bone

A semi-erect Penis. Typically unable to achieve a raging hard on. Usually hard enough for a wank or receiving oral but unable to penetrate.

Too much booze last night gave me the soft bone so she just blew me and a nut buttered her tonsils.

by Dick Onchin August 26, 2020

Tug Cheese

The viscous ring of lube that accumulates around the bellend when wanking with excessive amounts of lubricant.

Post nut, the tug ring may also be comprised of an amalgam of lube, cum and even smegma depending upon male cleanliness.

My mom walked in while I was enjoying some post nut clarity but she should smell the aromas of tug cheese and asked me if I was working on a new crust sock.

by Dick Onchin September 08, 2020

Nebraska Corn Husk

An anal sex session that leaves a few corn niblet remnants on the penis.

My uncle took me around the barn and bent me over the saw horse. He was up in there so good he pulled out a Nebraska corn husk.

Her choice of last night’s dinner entree sides was quite apparent when I pulled out a Nebraska corn husk this morning. So I wiped it on her pillow case.

by Dick Onchin April 12, 2020

Wet Bender

Drinking so much on a weekend bender you wind up with gut wrenching case of the wet beer shits.

It took me three days to recover from the wet bender.

Looks like a wet bender this weekend.

by Dick Onchin October 10, 2020

Texas Gas Chamber

Dropping some rank as flatulence while inside of a pup tent with the flaps down.

We slipped into Tijuana ford one late night Tex mex and the local donkey show. It was great till we got back to the camp site and turned the tent into a Texas gas chamber.

I couldn’t get out of the Texas gas chamber fast enough. The zipper was stuck. It smelled like hot rotten eggs.

by Dick Onchin October 17, 2020

Secondary Beating

Masturbating vigorously for a second time right after busting one nut just wasn’t enough.

Sean didn’t even wipe his nut off his chest before he commenced a secondary beating.

My balls were so full I had to give it a secondary beating.

by Dick Onchin August 20, 2021