Dick Onchin's definitions
A blow job given immediately after the penis is withdrawn from the anus. No wiping or clean up. Straight up ass to mouth.
That new cashier at the Kroger gave me a Texas pickle behind the dumpster.
That dude gave me a Texas pickle last night in the parking lot. I just can’t shake the taste.
That dude gave me a Texas pickle last night in the parking lot. I just can’t shake the taste.
by Dick Onchin April 11, 2020
Get the Texas Picklemug. A male, usually a teen or twenty something, who is such a virile, semen machine, that he’s able to to bust a copious nut several feet into the air.
My Grindr hook up was a ceiling painter. Glad my face was not in the line of fire. I may have lost an eye.
I prefer a ceiling painter as opposed to a dribbler. How’s your prostate by the way?
I prefer a ceiling painter as opposed to a dribbler. How’s your prostate by the way?
by Dick Onchin November 3, 2020
Get the Ceiling Paintermug. I shagged her but she had a clotted clam. I had one cheesy helmet when I pulled out.
Her clotted clam left me with an unimaginable cock stench that would not wash.
Her clotted clam left me with an unimaginable cock stench that would not wash.
by Dick Onchin December 13, 2021
Get the Clotted Clammug. I was gagging on his ring of skin butter.
I haven’t washed my cock for weeks. Needless to say, I have quite a bit of skin butter. Care for a dollop?
I haven’t washed my cock for weeks. Needless to say, I have quite a bit of skin butter. Care for a dollop?
by Dick Onchin October 1, 2020
Get the Skin Buttermug. I need some udder cream I have a horrible case of the blister nips.
He was pulling on my nipple piercings so hard it gave me blister nips.
My dom got a little rough and was smacking my breasts with her riding crop. Those blister nips never felt so painfully good.
He was pulling on my nipple piercings so hard it gave me blister nips.
My dom got a little rough and was smacking my breasts with her riding crop. Those blister nips never felt so painfully good.
by Dick Onchin October 29, 2020
Get the Blister Nipsmug. I hear my boss samples the Belgian creamery when on business travel.
I had a total GFE with that Belgian creamery last night.
I had a total GFE with that Belgian creamery last night.
by Dick Onchin September 7, 2020
Get the Belgian Creamerymug. Marelda’s eyes rolled deep into the back of her head as Reginald plunged his bulbous black cock deep into her fertile sod.
With no time to prep, Ethen let his Grindr date plunge deep into his extra fertile sod.
With no time to prep, Ethen let his Grindr date plunge deep into his extra fertile sod.
by Dick Onchin July 15, 2021
Get the Fertile Sodmug.