Hand me that trowel bitch ya gave me the skiddy cock.
The skiddy cock was so bad from that Grindr dude I had to shower before going back to work.
She wanted a dick pic so I snapped my skiddy cock but I accidentally sent it to her mom. Got a date next week.
The skiddy cock was so bad from that Grindr dude I had to shower before going back to work.
She wanted a dick pic so I snapped my skiddy cock but I accidentally sent it to her mom. Got a date next week.
by Dick Onchin November 17, 2020
Raunch Covidian
An individual that develops a an unhealthy and obsessive porn addiction during their Covid-19 lockdown.
My roommate and I spent a month I. Quarantine so far. We are now raunch covidians and we might be gay now too.
While I am now a raunch covidian, porn hub will see me though this kungflu.
An individual that develops a an unhealthy and obsessive porn addiction during their Covid-19 lockdown.
My roommate and I spent a month I. Quarantine so far. We are now raunch covidians and we might be gay now too.
While I am now a raunch covidian, porn hub will see me though this kungflu.
by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020
Things got pretty stale during this covid lockdown so she finally gave in and let me do a little corn farming. She’s not walking well.
I need to shower after corn farming.
He was corn farming me last night and really rearranged my lower intestine.
I need to shower after corn farming.
He was corn farming me last night and really rearranged my lower intestine.
by Dick Onchin April 16, 2020
A delightful morning sexual escapade whereby the male is woken by his female mate performing oral on his morning wood which is promptly followed by a full round of ass arching , intestinal rearranging by clapping her vaginally and anally. Actual breakfast at Denny’s thereafter is purely optional.
by Dick Onchin April 25, 2020
Smegma around the tip of an uncircumcised penis. Known for its ripe, pungent qualities and smooth texture. An acquired taste.
I pulled back the helmet cover to reveal my hidden stash of blue vein cheese.
She refused to suck me a I pulled back the skin revealing a trove of delightful blue vein cheese.
She refused to suck me a I pulled back the skin revealing a trove of delightful blue vein cheese.
by Dick Onchin October 10, 2020
A talented masturbator who is able to use the right and left hands equally well while rubbing one out or flicking the bean.
As a teenager, Roger quickly learned he was ambiwankerous. He was able to toss off with no proclivity for either hand.
Raina spent the entire day on the couch watching Lifetime and flicking her bean. Her ambiwankerous abilities left her engorged and satiated and the couch soaked in squirt.
Raina spent the entire day on the couch watching Lifetime and flicking her bean. Her ambiwankerous abilities left her engorged and satiated and the couch soaked in squirt.
by Dick Onchin November 19, 2021
To clean one’s foreskin. Typically, doing a quick peel back and removing any smegma aka dick cheese.
I didn’t have time to shower and peel cheez so Bernadette will be getting a little extra tangy tonight when she smokes muh poll.
by Dick Onchin January 12, 2023