Dick Onchin's definitions
Extremely wet sounding, loud flatulence. Typically releases on multiple ass blasts. May also result in a little leakage of the loose soup.
I had three venti Starbucks coffees this morning and the worst water horns this afternoon.
That curry left me with the water horns.
I need to wipe after those water horns. I feel a little viscous tween the cheeks.
That curry left me with the water horns.
I need to wipe after those water horns. I feel a little viscous tween the cheeks.
by Dick Onchin October 31, 2020
Get the Water Hornsmug. Can’t wait to get home and have me a trout dinner.
She woke my roommate up yelling how’s your trout dinner daddy?!!!
My uncle whispered in my ear that he only comes for thanksgiving dinner cause he likes a little trout dinner after midnight.
She woke my roommate up yelling how’s your trout dinner daddy?!!!
My uncle whispered in my ear that he only comes for thanksgiving dinner cause he likes a little trout dinner after midnight.
by Dick Onchin September 12, 2020
Get the Trout Dinnermug. What is it doc? I feel horrible and I think my cock is going to rot off.
Have you had anal?
Yes.
Was he or she clean?
No. She was a street walker and gave it up for $5 so I had to clap them cheeks. Wouldn’t you?
Ummmm. No. That’s nasty. You have the ass crack fever. Here is a script now go soak your penis in bleach.
Have you had anal?
Yes.
Was he or she clean?
No. She was a street walker and gave it up for $5 so I had to clap them cheeks. Wouldn’t you?
Ummmm. No. That’s nasty. You have the ass crack fever. Here is a script now go soak your penis in bleach.
by Dick Onchin August 26, 2020
Get the Ass Crack Fevermug. He had a micro but I was still able to Bob the slob knob.
My co-worker decided to Bob the slob knob on me in the store room.
My co-worker decided to Bob the slob knob on me in the store room.
by Dick Onchin October 31, 2020
Get the Bob the Slob Knobmug. Stewing and brewing up a massive shit. Usually hallmarked by horrendous gut gurgling and flatulence.
I’m not feeling well. I’ve been crockpottin’ all day. I’m about to blow.
That curry dinner last night has me crockpottin’.
The rumbling of my gut’s crockpottin’ resulted in me wrecking the office toilet so bad they had to call janitorial services.
That curry dinner last night has me crockpottin’.
The rumbling of my gut’s crockpottin’ resulted in me wrecking the office toilet so bad they had to call janitorial services.
by Dick Onchin October 4, 2020
Get the Crockpottin’mug. I got the uncle’s touch last night under the dinner table.
Thanksgiving is always accompanied by pumpkin pie and an uncle’s touch.
Thanksgiving is always accompanied by pumpkin pie and an uncle’s touch.
by Dick Onchin September 8, 2020
Get the Uncle’s Touchmug. I knew from the Bozo hair protruding from her panties that I was about to go down on some whiska lips.
The kitchen sheets were dull after she did a clean up of her whiska lips.
The kitchen sheets were dull after she did a clean up of her whiska lips.
by Dick Onchin October 4, 2020
Get the Whiska Lipsmug.