One railed and wrecked pussy or asshole. Puffy, swoll and red like a package of ground beef in the meat department at your favorite grocer.
I got railed so hard last night I’m ground burger down there. Quite tender to the touch.
My hook up had a moose cock and my bung is ground burger. I can’t sit. I need to find my grampy’s hemorrhoid donut cushion.
My hook up had a moose cock and my bung is ground burger. I can’t sit. I need to find my grampy’s hemorrhoid donut cushion.
by Dick Onchin February 05, 2021
Can’t wait to get home and have me a trout dinner.
She woke my roommate up yelling how’s your trout dinner daddy?!!!
My uncle whispered in my ear that he only comes for thanksgiving dinner cause he likes a little trout dinner after midnight.
She woke my roommate up yelling how’s your trout dinner daddy?!!!
My uncle whispered in my ear that he only comes for thanksgiving dinner cause he likes a little trout dinner after midnight.
by Dick Onchin September 12, 2020
I was intoxicated by the aroma of her puckering tulip.
The slut on Chaturbate worked her puckering tulip with a 12 inch dildo.
I shit so hard I gave myself a puckering tulip.
My uncle offered to rub some salve on my puckering tulip.
The slut on Chaturbate worked her puckering tulip with a 12 inch dildo.
I shit so hard I gave myself a puckering tulip.
My uncle offered to rub some salve on my puckering tulip.
by Dick Onchin July 03, 2021
Maggie is such a ball leech. She almost sucked my balls off the last time she was also giving me an old fashioned.
Natalie is such a slutty ball leech. She pulled a train with three guys and they all ball stuffed her at the same time.
Natalie is such a slutty ball leech. She pulled a train with three guys and they all ball stuffed her at the same time.
by Dick Onchin December 13, 2020
A vigorous, dick burning blow job received behind a local Circle K market from a Mexican prostitute that just polished off a fiesta sized package of Takis and a 32 oz. Mountain Dew.
My knob is still feeling the effects of that Scottsdale burner last night.
My girlfriend told me I needed to lay off the takis cause my cock tasted a little fuego. I need to clean up better after those after work Scottsdale burners.
My girlfriend told me I needed to lay off the takis cause my cock tasted a little fuego. I need to clean up better after those after work Scottsdale burners.
by Dick Onchin January 06, 2023
After my college roommate taught me the bean twist I’ve never been unsatisfied.
Her toes curled as I gave her the bean twist.
That butch gave me such a vigorous bean twist I’m sore to the touch today.
Her toes curled as I gave her the bean twist.
That butch gave me such a vigorous bean twist I’m sore to the touch today.
by Dick Onchin September 13, 2020
With origins in Greek and Roman mythology, anal nectar is the coveted drink of the anal loving gods.
Anal nectar is a pungent, tangy viscous, or juice, that forms around the bunghole. A savored delight of the modern day ass eater.
This amalgam may be comprised of trickling sex juices from the vagina that seep into the ass crack and combine with remnants during sexual activity or from sweat and remnants that get fired up from a workout or heat. It is commonly known as booty juice.
Anal nectar is a pungent, tangy viscous, or juice, that forms around the bunghole. A savored delight of the modern day ass eater.
This amalgam may be comprised of trickling sex juices from the vagina that seep into the ass crack and combine with remnants during sexual activity or from sweat and remnants that get fired up from a workout or heat. It is commonly known as booty juice.
I was performing a ravenous round of cunnilingus on Rachel. She was squirting like a hose. But her juices were soaking deep into her rather dirty, tight little bunghole. Her thrusts were wafting her aromatic ass vapors deep into my sinus passages. Without a second thought, I began slurping her fragrant anal nectar and tongue punching her little Winker until her climax left her flailing and shaking.
by Dick Onchin December 15, 2020