A male that jerks off incessantly. His masturbatory activities are on a level that is so large in scale and scope it’s well beyond your average male that gives it an occasional tug.
Dude you are such a macro wanker. Do you ever not watch porn and wank? Do you ever leave your room?
My roommate was a macro wanker. I could always hear him but rarely ever saw him.
My porn addiction has turned me into a macro wanker.
My roommate was a macro wanker. I could always hear him but rarely ever saw him.
My porn addiction has turned me into a macro wanker.
by Dick Onchin September 27, 2020
Get the Macro Wanker mug.A sexual partner that makes a man cum multiple times reaching a point of the balls burning and only able to dry nut.
That little slut I took to the beach for the weekend turned out to be a ball burner. We never even saw the beach. Never left the room other than for some ice for my nutz.
by Dick Onchin September 08, 2020
Get the Ball Burner mug.Rachel is so high maintenance. I knew old pay a hefty semen tax to rearrange them guts but I did it. Cost me dinner at Ruths Chris.
I hope this diamond necklace seals the deal for me and I finally get to clap her cheeks. I can’t tell you the semen tax I have had to pay.
I hope this diamond necklace seals the deal for me and I finally get to clap her cheeks. I can’t tell you the semen tax I have had to pay.
by Dick Onchin December 09, 2020
Get the Semen Tax mug.He snuck up behind me and shoved his finger in my dirty spot.
My uncle asked if he could see my dirty spot.
He really railed my dirty spot last night. I’m so sore I can barely walk or shit.
My uncle asked if he could see my dirty spot.
He really railed my dirty spot last night. I’m so sore I can barely walk or shit.
by Dick Onchin November 01, 2020
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An asshole that encircled by extremely coarse bung hair.
I walked in the room and she was all the bed, naked, ass up and winking at me with her thorny rosebud. Now I got whisker rash all over muh face!
I just couldn’t bring myself to tongue punch her thorny rosebud.
My uncle snuck in around midnight and took my thorny rosebud to bonetown. We are both a little raw today.
An asshole that encircled by extremely coarse bung hair.
I walked in the room and she was all the bed, naked, ass up and winking at me with her thorny rosebud. Now I got whisker rash all over muh face!
I just couldn’t bring myself to tongue punch her thorny rosebud.
My uncle snuck in around midnight and took my thorny rosebud to bonetown. We are both a little raw today.
by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020
Get the Thorny Rosebud mug.The extra weight put on your fat, couch riding ass during the Covid-19 lockdown because you got no job and you got no sex so you just eat.
When this is done, I am going to have to get back to the gym and loose these Covid-19 pounds.
My girls broke curfew and snuck over last night for a dick appointment. I felt a lot more cushion than usual. She gots the Covid-19 pounds.
My girls broke curfew and snuck over last night for a dick appointment. I felt a lot more cushion than usual. She gots the Covid-19 pounds.
by Dick Onchin April 16, 2020
Get the Covid-19 Pounds mug.A male unable to acclimate back into normal, life routines after a long period of Covid-19 quarantine and isolation. A Covid Feral May also develop a new or worsened medical mask fetish, a desire to have sex with anything that moves and an overall hatred for germs and human beings.
Have you seen Seth lately? No why. The dude is Covid Feral. He won’t leave his apartment. He wanks all day to mask fetish porn. Yikes.
by Dick Onchin June 05, 2020
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