Extremely wet sounding, loud flatulence. Typically releases on multiple ass blasts. May also result in a little leakage of the loose soup.
I had three venti Starbucks coffees this morning and the worst water horns this afternoon.
That curry left me with the water horns.
I need to wipe after those water horns. I feel a little viscous tween the cheeks.
That curry left me with the water horns.
I need to wipe after those water horns. I feel a little viscous tween the cheeks.
by Dick Onchin October 31, 2020
I could smell his old wet dog before he railed me but I didn’t care.
Your penis tastes like a fishy snatch. You feeding me an old wet dog?
My wife divorced me after one wet dog too many.
Your penis tastes like a fishy snatch. You feeding me an old wet dog?
My wife divorced me after one wet dog too many.
by Dick Onchin October 14, 2020
She was doing sloppy top on me so good I was bout to bust so I pulled her head back and finished myself off by hand and gave her the old chowder lip.
by Dick Onchin November 11, 2020
by Dick Onchin September 14, 2020
by Dick Onchin September 14, 2020
When you are on lunch break and the urge to beat off and bust nut out takes over. So you peel the lunch meat off your sandwich (turkey, roast beef, pastrami, etc.) and wrap it around your stiff, turgid cock creating that coveted skin to skin feel. This causes you to immediately commence gloriously wanking away until the nut custard is blown.
Mom picked me up a pound of pink roast beef at the deli. Lunch meat n’ beat is going to be good this week.
by Dick Onchin September 20, 2020
Stewing and brewing up a massive shit. Usually hallmarked by horrendous gut gurgling and flatulence.
I’m not feeling well. I’ve been crockpottin’ all day. I’m about to blow.
That curry dinner last night has me crockpottin’.
The rumbling of my gut’s crockpottin’ resulted in me wrecking the office toilet so bad they had to call janitorial services.
That curry dinner last night has me crockpottin’.
The rumbling of my gut’s crockpottin’ resulted in me wrecking the office toilet so bad they had to call janitorial services.
by Dick Onchin October 04, 2020