Definitions by Dick Onchin

Yank Gravy 

Nut. Cum. Semen. Busted from a good vigorous yank.

I blew yank gravy all over my iPad.

My mom found my crust sock and knew I had been filling it with yank gravy.

Yank Gravy by Dick Onchin September 28, 2020

Frilly Willy 

A well manscaped genital area. A tidy gentleman’s crotch.

He pulled out an 8 inch frilly willy and absolutely jack hammered my tonsils.

Frilly Willy by Dick Onchin September 27, 2020

Honeygums

An individual that’s extremely skilled at oral copulation of the genitals or anus.

Hey if you get old honeygums over there drunk you’ll get your balls drained.

My stepsister is a honeygums.

He was a honeygums on my tangy leather donut last night.

My uncle calls me his little honeygums.

I meet an old boomer in the hot tub. She turned out to be a grandma and a honeygums.

Honeygums by Dick Onchin September 27, 2020

Diaper Spread 

Warm, moist shit. While the historical origin of the definition was to solely refer to the shit found in the gusset of a diaper, modern language arts allows use to reference any feces related activity, i.e., soiling oneself, poor wiping, taking a massive dump, etc.

My new baby blew out some mustard colored diaper spread.

I had a little diaper spread in my undies after a poor wipe job.

I just blew diaper spread all over the back of the bowl and toilet seat.

Diaper Spread by Dick Onchin September 27, 2020

Macro Wanker

A male that jerks off incessantly. His masturbatory activities are on a level that is so large in scale and scope it’s well beyond your average male that gives it an occasional tug.

Dude you are such a macro wanker. Do you ever not watch porn and wank? Do you ever leave your room?

My roommate was a macro wanker. I could always hear him but rarely ever saw him.

My porn addiction has turned me into a macro wanker.

Macro Wanker by Dick Onchin September 27, 2020

Hubberbate 

When a hubby’s married sex life is so void of spousal arousal and so infrequent of coitus that the just masturbates constantly.

I wondered why my husband took so long to shit each morning. He was snapping one and a little hubberbate.

I hubberbate so much now my dick is raw.

I just let him hubberbate. I’d rather sleep.

Hubberbate by Dick Onchin September 26, 2020

Hammering the Beets 

Male masturbation. Typically, the more vigorous and rough variety. Not just a causal wank.

I walked in on my roommate sitting on the toilet hammering the beets. I wondered what the smacking was.

My uncle paid me $50 to let him watch me hammering the beets.

I’m so sore from hammering the beets. My balls are swollen. I was on pornhub all day.

Hammering the Beets by Dick Onchin September 23, 2020