Definitions by Dick Onchin

Bone Afta Beat 

Rumored to be of french origin, Bone afta beat is when a male beats himself off to ejaculation but remains boned up, rigid and turgid and is ravenously hungry for yet another round or two.

Man bro I was home all day and it was bone afta beat. My balls are killing me. I busted at least three times.

The pizza arrived and my roommate started yelling Bon appetit but I was still rubbing one out so I hollered back bone afta beat bro!

Bone Afta Beat by Dick Onchin October 4, 2020

Gentleman’s Facial

When a gentleman controls the location and placement of his semen as he empties
his children all over his lady’s face. A gentleman’s facial is the complete opposite of a male they unwieldy busts is load of ropes with wanton disregard for where it ends up such as her eyes, nose, hair, etc.

Max gave me a gentleman’s facial last night. He pumped it all over my chin and it was the most wonderful chincicle yet.

Andre is not known for gentleman’s facials. Last time I sucked him off he blew his load all in my hair.

Gentleman’s Facial by Dick Onchin October 4, 2020

Tinsel Dick 

When the cock is all decorated, shiny and stringing a sloppy amalgam
of cum and sex juices.

That slut was so wet she game me tinsel dick.

Grab me a towel so I can wipe up this tinsel dick.

Tinsel Dick by Dick Onchin October 4, 2020

Whiska Lips 

An exceptionally hairy labia. The garden needs a little tending.

I knew from the Bozo hair protruding from her panties that I was about to go down on some whiska lips.

The kitchen sheets were dull after she did a clean up of her whiska lips.

Whiska Lips by Dick Onchin October 4, 2020

Tiger Rub 

When she massages your cock and balls and has extremely long, manicures fingernails.

I worked the out the pain to get to the pleasure of her tiger rub.

I dated a nail tech for about a month but I could take the tiger rub all the time so I shagged and bagged.

Tiger Rub by Dick Onchin October 4, 2020

Crockpottin’ 

Stewing and brewing up a massive shit. Usually hallmarked by horrendous gut gurgling and flatulence.

I’m not feeling well. I’ve been crockpottin’ all day. I’m about to blow.

That curry dinner last night has me crockpottin’.

The rumbling of my gut’s crockpottin’ resulted in me wrecking the office toilet so bad they had to call janitorial services.

Crockpottin’ by Dick Onchin October 4, 2020

Harambe Handy 

When she/he got that gorilla grip and damn near rips your dick off jacking it.

She was a nubile but damn she gave me a Harambe handy and almost tore it off.

I let my bro use my brohole cause he needed to bust. I was expecting a gratuitous reach around but he gave me a Harambe handy.

Harambe Handy by Dick Onchin October 4, 2020