Definitions by Dick Onchin
Chocolate Dipped Rosebud
A delicious, sweet twist to an otherwise ravenous session of eating ass.
Prior to commencing analingus, the receiver places an unwrapped chocolate Hershey bar square (1-3 squares recommended) between their ass cheeks, near the top of their ass crack, and initiates 10-15 minutes of brisk movement or exercise.
This allows for the sweet chocolate to melt and flow gingerly into the pucker wrinkles and on the succulent petals of the old rosebud.
Akin to a chocolate fondue, it will be devoured by the giver in what will be the most stimulating tongue punching of the fartbox experience ever received.
A favorite on Valentine’s Day and birthdays.
Prior to commencing analingus, the receiver places an unwrapped chocolate Hershey bar square (1-3 squares recommended) between their ass cheeks, near the top of their ass crack, and initiates 10-15 minutes of brisk movement or exercise.
This allows for the sweet chocolate to melt and flow gingerly into the pucker wrinkles and on the succulent petals of the old rosebud.
Akin to a chocolate fondue, it will be devoured by the giver in what will be the most stimulating tongue punching of the fartbox experience ever received.
A favorite on Valentine’s Day and birthdays.
I surprised Clara on Valentine’s Day with a chocolate dipped rosebud. She was eating my ass like a fat kid eating candy and I also got a reach around.
Chocolate Dipped Rosebud by Dick Onchin October 10, 2020
Bear Nuts
Cooped upon my jockstrap, my bear nuts were quite moist.
I was going to lick his balls but they were bear nuts and I didn’t want to gag on a loose hair.
I was going to lick his balls but they were bear nuts and I didn’t want to gag on a loose hair.
Bear Nuts by Dick Onchin October 10, 2020
Wet Bender
Wet Bender by Dick Onchin October 10, 2020
Cheddar Header
I was so dick driven I settled for a homeless guy in the alley and got a little cheddar header.
I handled bathed for two weeks so when the old lady went down she got a little cheddar header.
I handled bathed for two weeks so when the old lady went down she got a little cheddar header.
Cheddar Header by Dick Onchin October 10, 2020
Blue Vein Cheese
Smegma around the tip of an uncircumcised penis. Known for its ripe, pungent qualities and smooth texture. An acquired taste.
I pulled back the helmet cover to reveal my hidden stash of blue vein cheese.
She refused to suck me a I pulled back the skin revealing a trove of delightful blue vein cheese.
She refused to suck me a I pulled back the skin revealing a trove of delightful blue vein cheese.
Blue Vein Cheese by Dick Onchin October 10, 2020
Chub Norris
A male that wanks his own chub with such veracity it’s like he’s practicing some unmatched fighting skills.
Chub Norris by Dick Onchin October 8, 2020
Seed n’ Squeeze
Experiencing the uncontrollable urge to defecate and cum at the same time. Therefore, releasing both urges by shitting and busting a nut.
Our ceo was late to the board meeting cause he was doing a seed n’ squeeze.
I’m pretty sure I walked in on the janitor doing a seed n’ squeeze in the handicapped stall.
I left my seed n’ squeeze in the bowl for the next guy to find inspiration.
I’m pretty sure I walked in on the janitor doing a seed n’ squeeze in the handicapped stall.
I left my seed n’ squeeze in the bowl for the next guy to find inspiration.
Seed n’ Squeeze by Dick Onchin October 8, 2020