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Definitions by Dick Onchin

Chocolate Dipped Rosebud 

A delicious, sweet twist to an otherwise ravenous session of eating ass.

Prior to commencing analingus, the receiver places an unwrapped chocolate Hershey bar square (1-3 squares recommended) between their ass cheeks, near the top of their ass crack, and initiates 10-15 minutes of brisk movement or exercise.

This allows for the sweet chocolate to melt and flow gingerly into the pucker wrinkles and on the succulent petals of the old rosebud.

Akin to a chocolate fondue, it will be devoured by the giver in what will be the most stimulating tongue punching of the fartbox experience ever received.

A favorite on Valentine’s Day and birthdays.
I surprised Clara on Valentine’s Day with a chocolate dipped rosebud. She was eating my ass like a fat kid eating candy and I also got a reach around.
Extremely hairy balls. Like Chewbacca dangling upside down.
Cooped upon my jockstrap, my bear nuts were quite moist.

I was going to lick his balls but they were bear nuts and I didn’t want to gag on a loose hair.
Bear Nuts by Dick Onchin October 10, 2020

Wet Bender 

Drinking so much on a weekend bender you wind up with gut wrenching case of the wet beer shits.
It took me three days to recover from the wet bender.

Looks like a wet bender this weekend.
Wet Bender by Dick Onchin October 10, 2020

Cheddar Header 

Sucking off a dude with smegma riddled cheese dick.
I was so dick driven I settled for a homeless guy in the alley and got a little cheddar header.

I handled bathed for two weeks so when the old lady went down she got a little cheddar header.
Cheddar Header by Dick Onchin October 10, 2020

Blue Vein Cheese 

Smegma around the tip of an uncircumcised penis. Known for its ripe, pungent qualities and smooth texture. An acquired taste.
I pulled back the helmet cover to reveal my hidden stash of blue vein cheese.

She refused to suck me a I pulled back the skin revealing a trove of delightful blue vein cheese.
Blue Vein Cheese by Dick Onchin October 10, 2020

Chub Norris 

A male that wanks his own chub with such veracity it’s like he’s practicing some unmatched fighting skills.
My roommate is chub Norris. You’ll hear it pounding shortly.
Chub Norris by Dick Onchin October 8, 2020

Seed n’ Squeeze 

Experiencing the uncontrollable urge to defecate and cum at the same time. Therefore, releasing both urges by shitting and busting a nut.
Our ceo was late to the board meeting cause he was doing a seed n’ squeeze.

I’m pretty sure I walked in on the janitor doing a seed n’ squeeze in the handicapped stall.

I left my seed n’ squeeze in the bowl for the next guy to find inspiration.
Seed n’ Squeeze by Dick Onchin October 8, 2020