Someone, usually a friend or an acquaintance, that will get you off or have sex with you when you need to bust a nut or need to get railed.
I had to see my charity worker last night. My balls were full and needed to be emptied.
My neighbor has managed to turn me into her charity worker. He boyfriend can’t keep up so she slips over each night for a little gut rearranging.
My neighbor has managed to turn me into her charity worker. He boyfriend can’t keep up so she slips over each night for a little gut rearranging.
by Dick Onchin September 22, 2020
I was so horny when I got back to the dorm I crawled into bed with my roommate and had a roast beef rodeo till I passed out.
I walked in on my aunt and her girlfriend in a hot roast beef rodeo. Don’t mind me just watching.
As her panties dribbled to the floor, her dangling beef curtains were a sure sign of the wet sloppy roast beef rodeo I was about to enjoy.
I walked in on my aunt and her girlfriend in a hot roast beef rodeo. Don’t mind me just watching.
As her panties dribbled to the floor, her dangling beef curtains were a sure sign of the wet sloppy roast beef rodeo I was about to enjoy.
by Dick Onchin December 13, 2021
I was digging deeper last night when that Ho hooked her legs around my neck. Next thing she’s yelling you are pounding my cervix.
He was a power bottom and shower no end to his gut rearrangement when I was digging deeper.
He was a power bottom and shower no end to his gut rearrangement when I was digging deeper.
by Dick Onchin November 08, 2020
An extremely sore clitoris. Usually from too much bean flicking, relentless railing or aggressive oral.
Well with all the lockdowns I’ll be alone over thanksgiving watching porn and flicking the bean. I’m sure come Sunday I’ll have one burnt Knuckle.
That old butch lesbian sure can munch a box. She worked my slit for hours and left me with a sloppy burnt knuckle.
My little love box was unable to take his meat so the relentless pounding left me with a burnt knuckle.
That old butch lesbian sure can munch a box. She worked my slit for hours and left me with a sloppy burnt knuckle.
My little love box was unable to take his meat so the relentless pounding left me with a burnt knuckle.
by Dick Onchin November 20, 2020
When you hook up with a smokin’ hot chick but you get home and find out she’s offer more than a lady and packing some serious heat (trap) But rather than bolting like a transphobic with a raging hard on sure to garner the blue balls, you settle for a vigorous old fashioned from her before grabbing an Uber and forgetting the whole thing ever happened.
I closed the bar down last night. Took home a smokin babe that was alone all night. But wound up handy trapped.
by Dick Onchin November 23, 2020
by Dick Onchin April 13, 2020
My ass is a bit tender after that dirt biscuit.
I need to get hydrated cause I’ve been birthing dirt biscuits for a few days.
I need to get hydrated cause I’ve been birthing dirt biscuits for a few days.
by Dick Onchin November 22, 2020