by Dick Onchin August 14, 2020
Get the Moist Slide mug.An euphemism, spoken with a slight Texas twang, describing the soreness of one’s asshole after an absolutely brutal anal pounding.
While primarily used for a polite way to say that your lower intestine may very well fall out if I fart too hard cause he tore my ass end up, this euphemism may also be used for any situation or behavior whereby one desires discretion from the brutal details other than to let another know that their asshole has been thrashed.
While primarily used for a polite way to say that your lower intestine may very well fall out if I fart too hard cause he tore my ass end up, this euphemism may also be used for any situation or behavior whereby one desires discretion from the brutal details other than to let another know that their asshole has been thrashed.
My uncle paid me a visit last night. Yea. Crawled into my bed and all up my ass. How was it? What do you think? My bung is worn down to a rough spot!
My sophomore year was brutal. Really? Bad grades? Hell no. I was so damn horny I beat off 5-6 times a day. Damn brooooohhhh that must a been worn down to a rough spot.
My sophomore year was brutal. Really? Bad grades? Hell no. I was so damn horny I beat off 5-6 times a day. Damn brooooohhhh that must a been worn down to a rough spot.
by Dick Onchin August 05, 2020
Get the Worn Down To A Rough Spot mug.The small area of skin between the vagina or penis/ball sack and the anus that is particularly dirty and smelly because of a failed back to front wipe job. In other words, a taint with some shit on it.
Also known as taint, grundle or gooch.
Also known as taint, grundle or gooch.
I was railing my neighbor’s wife from behind when I began getting some wafts of dirty ass. I looked down to her Cincinnati bootstrap needed a bit of a wash.
I wiped my ass the wrong way cause I was in a hurry and gave myself a Cincinnati boot strap.
The homeless dude was washing his Cincinnati bootstrap in the Park fountain.
I wiped my ass the wrong way cause I was in a hurry and gave myself a Cincinnati boot strap.
The homeless dude was washing his Cincinnati bootstrap in the Park fountain.
by Dick Onchin October 12, 2020
Get the Cincinnati Bootstrap mug.Using one’s own sock or socks to wash and wipe the asshole after dropping a horrifically mud butt style shit or accidentally shitting oneself and there is no toilet paper or other tissue.
A Texas wet wipe is used out of absolute necessity and desperation.
The sock or socks are removed and are made thoroughly wet and moist in the sink (if available) and the ass is cleansed accordingly. The socks must always be disposed of or better yet, just left behind on the floor. Never flushed.
A Texas wet wipe is used out of absolute necessity and desperation.
The sock or socks are removed and are made thoroughly wet and moist in the sink (if available) and the ass is cleansed accordingly. The socks must always be disposed of or better yet, just left behind on the floor. Never flushed.
After spending the entire day drinking beer and eating hot wings, I headed home. After about a mile, I felt the gut bubblies. Hoping to release some pressure, I unloaded what I thought was a massive fart but ended up shitting my pants. I spotted a gas station on the corner and quickly headed to the shitter. I waddled to the door praying the steamy, oozing, wet lump would not slide any further down my leg. I made it to the stall only to find there was no toilet paper or paper towels. I slipped off both socks knowing a Texas wet wipe was my only alternative. I moistened them in the sink and then I slid the cold, wet socks up and down my ass crack like dental floss cleaning what had to look like the field at a tractor pull and a rooster’s tail when it came out. I got it as clean as I could get it and at least enough to not itch too much before I got home, I tossed my socks in the corner and slipped my boots back on and headed on my way.
by Dick Onchin November 03, 2020
Get the Texas Wet Wipe mug.A vigorous, dick burning blow job received behind a local Circle K market from a Mexican prostitute that just polished off a fiesta sized package of Takis and a 32 oz. Mountain Dew.
My knob is still feeling the effects of that Scottsdale burner last night.
My girlfriend told me I needed to lay off the takis cause my cock tasted a little fuego. I need to clean up better after those after work Scottsdale burners.
My girlfriend told me I needed to lay off the takis cause my cock tasted a little fuego. I need to clean up better after those after work Scottsdale burners.
by Dick Onchin January 06, 2023
Get the Scottsdale Burner mug.When the rectum is pulled out in a prolapse and remains wrapped around the penis. This occurs as result of a serious anal pounding. If pounding is vigorous and continues despite prolapse, it may be plunged in and out of the anal cavity repeatedly. Also known as a pink sock by the lesser refined.
I pounded my girlfriend's ass so hard, when I pulled out, I had a pretty pink condom! But I wasn’t done so I pounded it in and out until I busted all up in them intestines.
by Dick Onchin September 29, 2020
Get the Pink Condom mug.Experiencing the uncontrollable urge to defecate and cum at the same time. Therefore, releasing both urges by shitting and busting a nut.
Our ceo was late to the board meeting cause he was doing a seed n’ squeeze.
I’m pretty sure I walked in on the janitor doing a seed n’ squeeze in the handicapped stall.
I left my seed n’ squeeze in the bowl for the next guy to find inspiration.
I’m pretty sure I walked in on the janitor doing a seed n’ squeeze in the handicapped stall.
I left my seed n’ squeeze in the bowl for the next guy to find inspiration.
by Dick Onchin October 08, 2020
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