A less refined reference to cubital tunnel syndrome whereby the ulnar nerve has been absolutely and brutally abused from chronic, repetitive stress from masturbation. More common in men.
After remote working for the last year and a half due to covid, Stefan developed a horrific case of jacker’s elbow and had to be splinted for 6 months. He’s working on a solid case with his other elbow now.
by Dick Onchin August 18, 2021
Get the Jacker’s Elbow mug.A girthy penis that’s fat on the bell end and tapered skinny at the base giving the appearance of a miniature Louisville Slugger bat.
I hit a home run last night when he whipped out his Louie Slugger. Once I got the bell end down the rest was easy.
He about split my taint with his Louie Slugger last night.
He about split my taint with his Louie Slugger last night.
by Dick Onchin April 13, 2020
Get the Louie Slugger mug.Maggie is such a ball leech. She almost sucked my balls off the last time she was also giving me an old fashioned.
Natalie is such a slutty ball leech. She pulled a train with three guys and they all ball stuffed her at the same time.
Natalie is such a slutty ball leech. She pulled a train with three guys and they all ball stuffed her at the same time.
by Dick Onchin December 13, 2020
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My mom walked in on me just as I was lubing up to tug skin.
My roommate and I were so drunk and horny we flicked the clits and start to tug skins.
My mom walked in on me just as I was lubing up to tug skin.
My roommate and I were so drunk and horny we flicked the clits and start to tug skins.
by Dick Onchin November 06, 2020
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of the male genitalia creating what is more commonly known as ball stank.
Gentleman’s Blend is often an elusive, odiferous condition that may only reveal its presence when activated by a itch, scratch or randy activity. In other cases, such as several days or even weeks of poor hygiene, Gentleman’s Blend may in fact become extremely fragrant and permeate ball stank like a repugnant cologne.
of the male genitalia creating what is more commonly known as ball stank.
Gentleman’s Blend is often an elusive, odiferous condition that may only reveal its presence when activated by a itch, scratch or randy activity. In other cases, such as several days or even weeks of poor hygiene, Gentleman’s Blend may in fact become extremely fragrant and permeate ball stank like a repugnant cologne.
Since her mouth continued to run incessantly with nothing but constant bitching, my last resort was to slather her upper lip with a finger full of Gentleman’s Blend which instantaneously created a much needed silence.
My fingers reeked of gentleman’s blend after scratching my nut sack.
After taking her to pound town, it was evident from the smell of her dorm room that perhaps two weeks without a shower was too much and the gentleman’s blend was ripe and almost repulsive. So I bid her good night and vacated.
My fingers reeked of gentleman’s blend after scratching my nut sack.
After taking her to pound town, it was evident from the smell of her dorm room that perhaps two weeks without a shower was too much and the gentleman’s blend was ripe and almost repulsive. So I bid her good night and vacated.
by Dick Onchin April 26, 2023
Get the Gentleman’s Blend mug.An individual that can take a absolutely vigorous, borderline brutal, ass railing and walk away like nothing ever happened.
I put the man meat to that femboy I met on Grindr and I’ll have to admit he was a power hole.
The old lady is a power hole so I had a couple BBCs over to try to breed her.
The old lady is a power hole so I had a couple BBCs over to try to breed her.
by Dick Onchin December 04, 2020
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Mom picked me up a pound of pink roast beef at the deli. Lunch meat n’ beat is going to be good this week.
by Dick Onchin September 19, 2020
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