I haven’t showered in two weeks. I got a bad case of dog cheese right now.
She went down on me and pulled back the skin and gagged a little on my dog cheese.
She went down on me and pulled back the skin and gagged a little on my dog cheese.
by Dick Onchin April 11, 2020
C’mon baby, let me run dip tonight.
After that rim dip, I could barely walk.
His engorged knob was too big to rim dip.
My uncle asked me if I wanted or rim dip. I soon found out it was not a basketball move.
After that rim dip, I could barely walk.
His engorged knob was too big to rim dip.
My uncle asked me if I wanted or rim dip. I soon found out it was not a basketball move.
by Dick Onchin June 13, 2023
When a dude’s genitals and gooch (taint) reeks like they have been steeping for hours in a cup of piping hot urine.
Oh man I gotta hit the shower. I got the hot gooch.
I was flicking his bellend with my tongue but couldn’t go down cause he had hit gooch.
The smell left in that bathroom stall was of hot gooch.
I was flicking his bellend with my tongue but couldn’t go down cause he had hit gooch.
The smell left in that bathroom stall was of hot gooch.
by Dick Onchin December 06, 2020
Someone with exceptionally large gums. Often the same size or larger than their teeth. Also known as a gummy smile.
by Dick Onchin August 24, 2021
When a chick’s poon is so damn hairy it looks like she’s wearing Daniel Boone’s coon skin cap tween her legs. A thick, hirsute mons and a trail of hair stretching all the way up her ass crack.
That slut I picked up last night was a Daniel Poone. I ate her out bean to butthole and butthole to bean. Braaahhh I’m still spitting hair.
That slut I picked up last night was a Daniel Poone. I ate her out bean to butthole and butthole to bean. Braaahhh I’m still spitting hair.
Daniel Poon
by Dick Onchin April 16, 2020
Intentionally depriving oneself from taking a shit for several days in order to amass the largest, fastest and voluminous crap as possible.
Gestation is complete for the broiler when the gut is percolating and sloshing and the sphincter is dilated and starting to crown accompanied by defecatory labor pains.
The Texas Broiler must be released and left for others to observe and admire.
Gestation is complete for the broiler when the gut is percolating and sloshing and the sphincter is dilated and starting to crown accompanied by defecatory labor pains.
The Texas Broiler must be released and left for others to observe and admire.
Tommy dropped a Texas broiler in his grandma’s newly renovated bathroom so everyone that went to see the remodel also saw a true work of human art.
I’m working up a Texas broiler. It’s been 4 days since I shit. I’m planning on dropping this one on my neighbor’s driveway.
I’m working up a Texas broiler. It’s been 4 days since I shit. I’m planning on dropping this one on my neighbor’s driveway.
by Dick Onchin November 16, 2020
Rachel is so high maintenance. I knew old pay a hefty semen tax to rearrange them guts but I did it. Cost me dinner at Ruths Chris.
I hope this diamond necklace seals the deal for me and I finally get to clap her cheeks. I can’t tell you the semen tax I have had to pay.
I hope this diamond necklace seals the deal for me and I finally get to clap her cheeks. I can’t tell you the semen tax I have had to pay.
by Dick Onchin December 10, 2020