Definitions by Dick Onchin
Golden Ronald
When a homeless crack whore gets your pee fetish off by letting you urinate on her for a Quarter pounder meal.
I’ve been feeding that crack whore with the golden Ronald every day for the last two weeks. She smells like hot urine anyway so why not.
Golden Ronald by Dick Onchin October 23, 2020
Duke n’ Puke
When one is so violently ill that all things unholy are blasting from every orifice. Shitting and puking at the same time.
What is that horrific retching and splashing sound coming from the bathroom? Oh that’s Roger. He partied just a little to much last night. He’s doing the duke n’ puke today.
Duke n’ Puke by Dick Onchin October 23, 2020
Rain-Barreling
When an uncut male is in the shower and stretches his foreskin into a open barrel shape catching water raining down from the shower head. Creates hours of fun similar to water ballooning without the mess of urine.
Rain-Barreling by Dick Onchin October 23, 2020
Tip-to-Taint
Tip To Taint
The measure of complete blow job success by way of complete inhalation of the entire throbbing male member.
I wasn’t quite sure she could handle it but I was pleasantly surprised when she took me tip to taint last night.
She was teasing my banjo string for a bit and the next thing I know she was going tip to taint like a fat kid eating candy.
The measure of complete blow job success by way of complete inhalation of the entire throbbing male member.
I wasn’t quite sure she could handle it but I was pleasantly surprised when she took me tip to taint last night.
She was teasing my banjo string for a bit and the next thing I know she was going tip to taint like a fat kid eating candy.
Tip-to-Taint by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020
Texas Water Plug
Texas Water Plug
When you have eaten so much Tex Mex cuisine that you constipate yourself with a small, plugging, cork type turd which, once finally worked out, unleashes a torrent river of watery, explosive shit.
Jose trotted into the stall hoping to gain relief from the wrenching gut pain he had experienced all afternoon. Finding himself straining to release, he realized he had a Texas water plug. Gritting his teeth and grabbing the hand rails, he blew out the shit cork and the flow that came hence forth from his lower intestine was like the spray of a putrid Bellagio fountain.
When you have eaten so much Tex Mex cuisine that you constipate yourself with a small, plugging, cork type turd which, once finally worked out, unleashes a torrent river of watery, explosive shit.
Jose trotted into the stall hoping to gain relief from the wrenching gut pain he had experienced all afternoon. Finding himself straining to release, he realized he had a Texas water plug. Gritting his teeth and grabbing the hand rails, he blew out the shit cork and the flow that came hence forth from his lower intestine was like the spray of a putrid Bellagio fountain.
Texas Water Plug by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020
Himalayan Butt Plug
Himalayan Butt Plug
Shoving an ice cube up one’s own or their partner’s ass.
He was hitting me from behind last night and took my breath away when he surprised me with a Himalayan butt plug.
Can you get frost nite from a Himalayan butt plug? Asking for a friend.
Shoving an ice cube up one’s own or their partner’s ass.
He was hitting me from behind last night and took my breath away when he surprised me with a Himalayan butt plug.
Can you get frost nite from a Himalayan butt plug? Asking for a friend.
Himalayan Butt Plug by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020
Covid Crotch
Covid Crotch
When she lets herself go during her covid lockdown and grows a full on 70s style bush stretching like a horse’s mane from the mons to the bung. A true nightmare for her post corona wax visit.
My covid crotch was hallmarked by Bozo hair.
He was hitting me from behind last night and commented that my bung beard was quite shaggy.
When she lets herself go during her covid lockdown and grows a full on 70s style bush stretching like a horse’s mane from the mons to the bung. A true nightmare for her post corona wax visit.
My covid crotch was hallmarked by Bozo hair.
He was hitting me from behind last night and commented that my bung beard was quite shaggy.
Covid Crotch by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020