Definitions by Dick Onchin
Big League Chew Pink
Akin to Bubblegum Pink, but when she’s been railed so hard it looks like a wad of pink big leave chew.
My foot fan asked me if it was bubblegum pink. I said not since I got railed by my landlord last night. After paying for my rent, he left me Big League Chew Pink.
Big League Chew Pink by Dick Onchin January 25, 2023
Stewed Tomatoes
Ball torture in which a males balls are cinched with a ball stretcher and then slapped repeatedly with a bare hand, a riding crop or cat-o'-nine-tails.
My dom cinched me last night and gave me strewed tomatoes.
My stewed tomatoes are killing me today. They are sore and still red. She was working them like Rocky on the speedbag.
My stewed tomatoes are killing me today. They are sore and still red. She was working them like Rocky on the speedbag.
Stewed Tomatoes by Dick Onchin January 14, 2023
Yuckatangpoonitchula
Hey how was your trip to the Yucatán? Did you visit Cancun? Pretty wide there huh? Yea braaaaahhhh ya can say dat. I got me sum yuckatangpoonitchula. Oh nasty broooohh. Hope you got an antibiotic.
Yuckatangpoonitchula by Dick Onchin January 12, 2023
Peel Cheez
To clean one’s foreskin. Typically, doing a quick peel back and removing any smegma aka dick cheese.
I didn’t have time to shower and peel cheez so Bernadette will be getting a little extra tangy tonight when she smokes muh poll.
Peel Cheez by Dick Onchin January 11, 2023
Gum Salad
Bruce’s grandpa cornered me in the garage and the next thing I know I was bent over the workbench getting a gum salad.
My poor grandma couldn’t make it on her social security so she had to serve up some gum salad to the manager each month to get by.
That meth whore on the corner smells like shit and she’s always tweeking but brother if you want a hot gum salad she’s your girl. Slip her a 10 spot and she’ll be in there nose deep.
My poor grandma couldn’t make it on her social security so she had to serve up some gum salad to the manager each month to get by.
That meth whore on the corner smells like shit and she’s always tweeking but brother if you want a hot gum salad she’s your girl. Slip her a 10 spot and she’ll be in there nose deep.
Gum Salad by Dick Onchin January 9, 2023
Whole Hog Sausage
The finest male cock. A male loin of perfection. Perfect length and girth. A true shower and a grower. Always ready and rigid. Exudes peak performance and superior staying power and maximum load control all while delivering a superior man curd.
I finally let Justin rail me last night. How was it? Let’s just say he’s got a whole hog sausage. I’m having a little trouble walking today.
Bob Evans has nothing on the whole hog sausage I took down my esophagus last night.
Her eyes watered as she engorged herself on his whole hog sausage.
Bob Evans has nothing on the whole hog sausage I took down my esophagus last night.
Her eyes watered as she engorged herself on his whole hog sausage.
Whole Hog Sausage by Dick Onchin January 6, 2023
Scottsdale Burner
A vigorous, dick burning blow job received behind a local Circle K market from a Mexican prostitute that just polished off a fiesta sized package of Takis and a 32 oz. Mountain Dew.
My knob is still feeling the effects of that Scottsdale burner last night.
My girlfriend told me I needed to lay off the takis cause my cock tasted a little fuego. I need to clean up better after those after work Scottsdale burners.
My girlfriend told me I needed to lay off the takis cause my cock tasted a little fuego. I need to clean up better after those after work Scottsdale burners.
Scottsdale Burner by Dick Onchin January 6, 2023