Dick Onchin's definitions

Corn Farming

Anal sex.

Things got pretty stale during this covid lockdown so she finally gave in and let me do a little corn farming. She’s not walking well.

I need to shower after corn farming.

He was corn farming me last night and really rearranged my lower intestine.

by Dick Onchin April 16, 2020

Covid-19 Pounds

The extra weight put on your fat, couch riding ass during the Covid-19 lockdown because you got no job and you got no sex so you just eat.

When this is done, I am going to have to get back to the gym and loose these Covid-19 pounds.

My girls broke curfew and snuck over last night for a dick appointment. I felt a lot more cushion than usual. She gots the Covid-19 pounds.

by Dick Onchin April 16, 2020

Rocket Drop

A massive turd that shoots straight out the asshole as soon as one is seated on the shitter. Blasting like a Titan II rocket from a silo.

I no sooner was seated and I did the rocket drop. Straight out. No remnants and no splash down.

by Dick Onchin April 18, 2020

Scratching like a DJ

Female masturbation. Frigging the bean back and forth like a DJ scratching vinyl.

I walked in on my roommate scratching like a DJ last night.

I woke up so engorged and horny I had to scratch it like a dj.

My uncle offered me $200 if he could watch me scratch it like a dj. Want to go to the mall?

Scratching like a DJ

by Dick Onchin April 21, 2020

Corona Bean

Vaginal soreness caused by repeated flicking of her bean during her Covid lockdown.

My roommate has a bad case of corona bean. I told her not to sign up for pornhub.

I can’t flick it again. I’m so swoll from corona bean.

by Dick Onchin April 21, 2020

Corona Cork

That constipated turd that’s got you straight up backed up from an absolutely abhorrent diet during your Covid lockdown.

I sat on the shitter for an hour trying to work out a corona cork. What have you been eating? McDonald’s drive thru 3x a day and takis and Mountain Dew the rest of the time. You might want to consider some fresh fruit and vegetables. The stores are open you know. And BTW those takis and Dew are gonna make your nut like a chemical peel so you might want to warn Rachel before she slobs your knob.

by Dick Onchin April 23, 2020

Full English Breakfast

A delightful morning sexual escapade whereby the male is woken by his female mate performing oral on his morning wood which is promptly followed by a full round of ass arching , intestinal rearranging by clapping her vaginally and anally. Actual breakfast at Denny’s thereafter is purely optional.

This morning’s full English breakfast has left me both satisfied and sore.

by Dick Onchin April 25, 2020