We slipped into Tijuana ford one late night Tex mex and the local donkey show. It was great till we got back to the camp site and turned the tent into a Texas gas chamber.
I couldn’t get out of the Texas gas chamber fast enough. The zipper was stuck. It smelled like hot rotten eggs.
I couldn’t get out of the Texas gas chamber fast enough. The zipper was stuck. It smelled like hot rotten eggs.
by Dick Onchin October 17, 2020
Get the Texas Gas Chamber mug.Sean didn’t even wipe his nut off his chest before he commenced a secondary beating.
My balls were so full I had to give it a secondary beating.
My balls were so full I had to give it a secondary beating.
by Dick Onchin August 20, 2021
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As a teenager, Roger quickly learned he was ambiwankerous. He was able to toss off with no proclivity for either hand.
Raina spent the entire day on the couch watching Lifetime and flicking her bean. Her ambiwankerous abilities left her engorged and satiated and the couch soaked in squirt.
Raina spent the entire day on the couch watching Lifetime and flicking her bean. Her ambiwankerous abilities left her engorged and satiated and the couch soaked in squirt.
by Dick Onchin November 18, 2021
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I handled bathed for two weeks so when the old lady went down she got a little cheddar header.
I handled bathed for two weeks so when the old lady went down she got a little cheddar header.
by Dick Onchin October 10, 2020
Get the Cheddar Header mug.My uncle won’t let me blow him anymore. Said I saw jawed him for the last time.
That slut clearly has not given head much cause she saw jawed me and now my dick is sore.
That slut clearly has not given head much cause she saw jawed me and now my dick is sore.
by Dick Onchin June 04, 2020
Get the Saw Jawed mug.He absolutely destroyed my Grecian coin purse last night. The loose change is falling out today.
I was amazed at the elasticity and clenching capacity of that old whore’s Grecian coin purse.
My Grecian coin purse is extremely tender after that explosive diarrhea.
I was amazed at the elasticity and clenching capacity of that old whore’s Grecian coin purse.
My Grecian coin purse is extremely tender after that explosive diarrhea.
by Dick Onchin July 21, 2022
Get the Grecian Coin Purse mug.Hey if you get old honeygums over there drunk you’ll get your balls drained.
My stepsister is a honeygums.
He was a honeygums on my tangy leather donut last night.
My uncle calls me his little honeygums.
I meet an old boomer in the hot tub. She turned out to be a grandma and a honeygums.
My stepsister is a honeygums.
He was a honeygums on my tangy leather donut last night.
My uncle calls me his little honeygums.
I meet an old boomer in the hot tub. She turned out to be a grandma and a honeygums.
by Dick Onchin September 27, 2020
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