Dick Onchin's definitions
by Dick Onchin October 10, 2020
Get the Wet Bendermug. Take Jimmy to the Woodshed
A polite reference to one beating off one’s cock n balls with a feverish, almost abusive, spanking action.
I’m gonna take jimmy to the woodshed tonight when I get home.
I took jimmy to the woodshed several times last night. My nuts are drained.
A polite reference to one beating off one’s cock n balls with a feverish, almost abusive, spanking action.
I’m gonna take jimmy to the woodshed tonight when I get home.
I took jimmy to the woodshed several times last night. My nuts are drained.
by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020
Get the Take Jimmy to the Woodshedmug. She got a little mouthy so I slapped the bad bishop around on her checks a few times.
She loves to worship with the bald bishop.
My bald Bishop was hanging out my gym shorts during that set.
She loves to worship with the bald bishop.
My bald Bishop was hanging out my gym shorts during that set.
by Dick Onchin September 13, 2020
Get the Bald Bishopmug. C’mon baby, let me run dip tonight.
After that rim dip, I could barely walk.
His engorged knob was too big to rim dip.
My uncle asked me if I wanted or rim dip. I soon found out it was not a basketball move.
After that rim dip, I could barely walk.
His engorged knob was too big to rim dip.
My uncle asked me if I wanted or rim dip. I soon found out it was not a basketball move.
by Dick Onchin June 13, 2023
Get the Rim Dipmug. Upon withdrawal, it becomes abundantly obvious that your anal sex partner is a fan of the Jolly Green Giant’s Buttery Corn Niblets.
My Grindr hook up treated me to a corn harvest I was not expecting.
I was so deep on her lower colon that I caused a corn harvest.
I was so deep on her lower colon that I caused a corn harvest.
by Dick Onchin December 20, 2020
Get the Corn Harvestmug. Man I absolutely railed Sheila’s ass last night but she left me with the musky pork.
I couldn’t explain my musky pork to my wife after I got home from a boys night out.
That prostitute left me with some musky pork but it was worth the $5.
I couldn’t explain my musky pork to my wife after I got home from a boys night out.
That prostitute left me with some musky pork but it was worth the $5.
by Dick Onchin October 2, 2020
Get the Musky Porkmug. He came over last night and had me face down, ass up. He really knows how to filet my stuff.
She told me to come over and filet my stuff. So I’m out brooohhhh.
I told him to filet my stuff and now my twat looks like a punched lasagna.
She told me to come over and filet my stuff. So I’m out brooohhhh.
I told him to filet my stuff and now my twat looks like a punched lasagna.
by Dick Onchin October 12, 2020
Get the Filet My Stuffmug.