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Wet Bender

Drinking so much on a weekend bender you wind up with gut wrenching case of the wet beer shits.
It took me three days to recover from the wet bender.

Looks like a wet bender this weekend.
by Dick Onchin October 10, 2020
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Take Jimmy to the Woodshed

Take Jimmy to the Woodshed

A polite reference to one beating off one’s cock n balls with a feverish, almost abusive, spanking action.

I’m gonna take jimmy to the woodshed tonight when I get home.

I took jimmy to the woodshed several times last night. My nuts are drained.
by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020
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Bald Bishop

A completely shaved cock n’ balls.
She got a little mouthy so I slapped the bad bishop around on her checks a few times.

She loves to worship with the bald bishop.

My bald Bishop was hanging out my gym shorts during that set.
by Dick Onchin September 13, 2020
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Rim Dip

C’mon baby, let me run dip tonight.

After that rim dip, I could barely walk.

His engorged knob was too big to rim dip.

My uncle asked me if I wanted or rim dip. I soon found out it was not a basketball move.
by Dick Onchin June 13, 2023
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Corn Harvest

Upon withdrawal, it becomes abundantly obvious that your anal sex partner is a fan of the Jolly Green Giant’s Buttery Corn Niblets.
My Grindr hook up treated me to a corn harvest I was not expecting.

I was so deep on her lower colon that I caused a corn harvest.
by Dick Onchin December 20, 2020
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Musky Pork

The post anal sex penis after rearranging the lower intestine of dirty, unprepared partner.
Man I absolutely railed Sheila’s ass last night but she left me with the musky pork.

I couldn’t explain my musky pork to my wife after I got home from a boys night out.

That prostitute left me with some musky pork but it was worth the $5.
by Dick Onchin October 2, 2020
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Filet My Stuff

Euphemism for sex. Getting absolutely railed. Dicked down.
He came over last night and had me face down, ass up. He really knows how to filet my stuff.

She told me to come over and filet my stuff. So I’m out brooohhhh.

I told him to filet my stuff and now my twat looks like a punched lasagna.
by Dick Onchin October 12, 2020
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