After no nut November I blew a nuke nut on December first. It was rope after rope.
I just blew a nuke nut in my crust sock.
Rachel was surprised when I blew a nuke nut down her throat. Her eyes watered but she took it like a boss.
I just blew a nuke nut in my crust sock.
Rachel was surprised when I blew a nuke nut down her throat. Her eyes watered but she took it like a boss.
by Dick Onchin December 29, 2020
by Dick Onchin October 05, 2020
I plan to introduce her to my tonsil hammer tonight after dinner.
My uncle made me gag on his tonsil hammer.
I hooked up with a random last night. I was expecting average but wound up getting skull fucked by a tonsil hammer.
My uncle made me gag on his tonsil hammer.
I hooked up with a random last night. I was expecting average but wound up getting skull fucked by a tonsil hammer.
by Dick Onchin October 04, 2020
Rumored to be of french origin, Bone afta beat is when a male beats himself off to ejaculation but remains boned up, rigid and turgid and is ravenously hungry for yet another round or two.
Man bro I was home all day and it was bone afta beat. My balls are killing me. I busted at least three times.
The pizza arrived and my roommate started yelling Bon appetit but I was still rubbing one out so I hollered back bone afta beat bro!
The pizza arrived and my roommate started yelling Bon appetit but I was still rubbing one out so I hollered back bone afta beat bro!
by Dick Onchin October 04, 2020
When you absolutely rail her guts and leave her pussy so beat up is looks like a little mound of freshly ground meat.
Damn baby my butcher would be envious of them burger lips.
She couldn’t take anymore deep dicking. Her burger lips were raw.
She couldn’t take anymore deep dicking. Her burger lips were raw.
by Dick Onchin October 26, 2020
A girthy penis that’s fat on the bell end and tapered skinny at the base giving the appearance of a miniature Louisville Slugger bat.
I hit a home run last night when he whipped out his Louie Slugger. Once I got the bell end down the rest was easy.
He about split my taint with his Louie Slugger last night.
He about split my taint with his Louie Slugger last night.
by Dick Onchin April 13, 2020
He gave me the galactic penis last night. I’m pretty sure I did a pleasure pass out.
After taking the galactic penis for over an hour, I came so hard I soaked the sheets.
After taking the galactic penis for over an hour, I came so hard I soaked the sheets.
by Dick Onchin November 02, 2020