A male, usually older, that keeps you supplied with Starbucks using his Stars rewards. The more you flirt the more Starbucks you get. Don’t F things up with your Star Daddy cause you know your ass is too broke for a latte.
Bitch how you get that chai latte every damn day? Your ass can’t even pay me the 1/2 rent yet. Chill. It’s all good. My Star daddy takes care of me. Shizzle on the drizzle!
by Dick Onchin August 21, 2021
I was railing her from behind but the wafts of air coming from her zombie ass made me gag.
I got a bit of a zombie ass going on. I need to freshen.
I got a bit of a zombie ass going on. I need to freshen.
by Dick Onchin October 16, 2020
I was dancing through her velvet trench all night.
Her velvet trench exploded with squirt as she vigorously paddled the little man in the boat.
Her velvet trench exploded with squirt as she vigorously paddled the little man in the boat.
by Dick Onchin February 05, 2021
The whole room cleared out when he started to spread seasoning.
I was taking her to pound town from behind when she spread seasoning and it was wafting right up my nostrils.
I tried to shit but only spread seasoning.
I was taking her to pound town from behind when she spread seasoning and it was wafting right up my nostrils.
I tried to shit but only spread seasoning.
by Dick Onchin January 08, 2022
The prickly, itchy and often painful and scratchy state of the asshole after being shaved and the stubble starts to reappear.
My finger stank all week long cause I got the cactus hole.
Her damn cactus hole just about rubbed me raw last night when I took that ass to pound town.
My cactus hole was so bad that I asked our housekeeper to shave my bung.
Her damn cactus hole just about rubbed me raw last night when I took that ass to pound town.
My cactus hole was so bad that I asked our housekeeper to shave my bung.
by Dick Onchin September 02, 2020
A sex partner, usually a FWB, that you only allow to rail you from the back. Avoids eye contact, desire to kiss and limits the risk of intimacy and feelings. Keeps it all in the physical realm of pure pleasure only.
Anytime I get horny I just call my back buddy. He rails, nuts and leaves.
My back buddy really railed me food. My ass is still gaping.
My back buddy really railed me food. My ass is still gaping.
by Dick Onchin December 01, 2020
A disparaging reference to a male twink that is past his teen boyish prime and lost his youthful features that most chicken hawks find attractive. While some youthful qualities may remain, becoming a tiddlytwink usually applies to former twinks now ranging in age from 25-30.
Once I realized that I was no longer getting barraged with dick pics from dirty old men, I knew I had become a tiddlytwink.
by Dick Onchin December 07, 2020