384 definitions by Dick Onchin
A male, usually older, that keeps you supplied with Starbucks using his Stars rewards. The more you flirt the more Starbucks you get. Don’t F things up with your Star Daddy cause you know your ass is too broke for a latte.
Bitch how you get that chai latte every damn day? Your ass can’t even pay me the 1/2 rent yet. Chill. It’s all good. My Star daddy takes care of me. Shizzle on the drizzle!
by Dick Onchin August 21, 2021
I was railing her from behind but the wafts of air coming from her zombie ass made me gag.
I got a bit of a zombie ass going on. I need to freshen.
I got a bit of a zombie ass going on. I need to freshen.
by Dick Onchin October 16, 2020
I was dancing through her velvet trench all night.
Her velvet trench exploded with squirt as she vigorously paddled the little man in the boat.
Her velvet trench exploded with squirt as she vigorously paddled the little man in the boat.
by Dick Onchin February 5, 2021
When your Corona Virus lockdown diet consists of nothing but Takis, Mountain Dew and fast food drive thru take out resulting in a series of explosive colon releases like never before seen.
This Kungflu is nothing compared to the colonavirus I got now from 6 weeks of Taco Bell, McDonald’s and Arby’s. I may have to renovate the shitter when this lockdown is over.
by Dick Onchin May 20, 2020
Oh he came over last night for a turdjugal visit. I took 8 before I had to tap out.
Thanksgiving is just around the corner. All the family will be here and I can expect my uncle will want to have a turdjugal visit with me during halftime.
My grades improved after offering my professor an occasional turdjugal visit.
The old lady got a little drunk and horny last night so I got a turdjugal visit. She been on the shitter all day trying to snap a plug.
Thanksgiving is just around the corner. All the family will be here and I can expect my uncle will want to have a turdjugal visit with me during halftime.
My grades improved after offering my professor an occasional turdjugal visit.
The old lady got a little drunk and horny last night so I got a turdjugal visit. She been on the shitter all day trying to snap a plug.
by Dick Onchin August 23, 2020
She was a nubile but damn she gave me a Harambe handy and almost tore it off.
I let my bro use my brohole cause he needed to bust. I was expecting a gratuitous reach around but he gave me a Harambe handy.
I let my bro use my brohole cause he needed to bust. I was expecting a gratuitous reach around but he gave me a Harambe handy.
by Dick Onchin October 4, 2020
Intentionally depriving oneself from taking a shit for several days in order to amass the largest, fastest and voluminous crap as possible.
Gestation is complete for the broiler when the gut is percolating and sloshing and the sphincter is dilated and starting to crown accompanied by defecatory labor pains.
The Texas Broiler must be released and left for others to observe and admire.
Gestation is complete for the broiler when the gut is percolating and sloshing and the sphincter is dilated and starting to crown accompanied by defecatory labor pains.
The Texas Broiler must be released and left for others to observe and admire.
Tommy dropped a Texas broiler in his grandma’s newly renovated bathroom so everyone that went to see the remodel also saw a true work of human art.
I’m working up a Texas broiler. It’s been 4 days since I shit. I’m planning on dropping this one on my neighbor’s driveway.
I’m working up a Texas broiler. It’s been 4 days since I shit. I’m planning on dropping this one on my neighbor’s driveway.
by Dick Onchin November 16, 2020