She said she was hungry so I pulled her down and let her dine on my Turkey skin giblets.
He was teabagging my Turkey skin giblets.
He was teabagging my Turkey skin giblets.
by Dick Onchin November 19, 2020
Get the Turkey Skin Giblets mug.An extremely sore clitoris. Usually from too much bean flicking, relentless railing or aggressive oral.
Well with all the lockdowns I’ll be alone over thanksgiving watching porn and flicking the bean. I’m sure come Sunday I’ll have one burnt Knuckle.
That old butch lesbian sure can munch a box. She worked my slit for hours and left me with a sloppy burnt knuckle.
My little love box was unable to take his meat so the relentless pounding left me with a burnt knuckle.
That old butch lesbian sure can munch a box. She worked my slit for hours and left me with a sloppy burnt knuckle.
My little love box was unable to take his meat so the relentless pounding left me with a burnt knuckle.
by Dick Onchin November 19, 2020
Get the Burnt Knuckle mug.I can’t tell you how many cripple cream floggers I gave Randy during his two months of recovery. That wheelchair had to get the bolts retightened from all the shaking.
The home health nurse was like 65 years old but she never left without a cripple cream flogger.
The home health nurse was like 65 years old but she never left without a cripple cream flogger.
by Dick Onchin October 12, 2020
Get the Cripple Cream Flogger mug.Things got pretty stale during this covid lockdown so she finally gave in and let me do a little corn farming. She’s not walking well.
I need to shower after corn farming.
He was corn farming me last night and really rearranged my lower intestine.
I need to shower after corn farming.
He was corn farming me last night and really rearranged my lower intestine.
by Dick Onchin April 16, 2020
Get the Corn Farming mug.I ate her meaty curtains on her slap pocket.
My cousin was on the rag on Thanksgiving so I couldn’t hit her slap pocket during half time. So I had to settle for a vigorous handy in the bathroom.
I was elbow deep in her slap pocket when her uncle walked in on us. Next thing I know I got a forearm working it’s way up my own slap pocket.
I could hear my old man working my moms slap pocket last night.
He was so big he stretched my slap pocket and I was gaping.
My cousin was on the rag on Thanksgiving so I couldn’t hit her slap pocket during half time. So I had to settle for a vigorous handy in the bathroom.
I was elbow deep in her slap pocket when her uncle walked in on us. Next thing I know I got a forearm working it’s way up my own slap pocket.
I could hear my old man working my moms slap pocket last night.
He was so big he stretched my slap pocket and I was gaping.
by Dick Onchin November 03, 2021
Get the Slap Pocket mug.Using your girl’s panties as a wet spot barrier between her ass and your expensive bed sheets.
The panties are removed in anticipation of oral sex or coitus then spread smoothly under her ass like a place mat to catch her wetness, squirt and eventually your busted nut that leaks down the taint.
The panties are removed in anticipation of oral sex or coitus then spread smoothly under her ass like a place mat to catch her wetness, squirt and eventually your busted nut that leaks down the taint.
by Dick Onchin December 02, 2020
Get the Texas Place Mat mug.Used in conjunction with the release of fluids from the body. May be sexual or non sexual in connotation.
Oh yea daddy that’s it. You are hittin my spot. You are gonna make me squirt (eyes roll back into head as the pounding continues).
Let’s grab some Taco Bell on the way home from the bar. No I can’t braaaahhh. That shits gonna make me squirt with all this booze in me.
Pull over at that gas station. All this coffee about to make me squirt.
Let’s grab some Taco Bell on the way home from the bar. No I can’t braaaahhh. That shits gonna make me squirt with all this booze in me.
Pull over at that gas station. All this coffee about to make me squirt.
by Dick Onchin November 29, 2020
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