The slick amalgam of oil and sweat in the male groin creases. Often shares the same ripe, odiferous qualities of ball stank.
I gave home some dome for a few minutes but the cowboy butter was so repugnant I had to stop.
I scratched the persistent itch only to unleash the ripe smell of cowboy butter onto my fingers.
No shower for a week truly results in some top shelf cowboy butter.
I scratched the persistent itch only to unleash the ripe smell of cowboy butter onto my fingers.
No shower for a week truly results in some top shelf cowboy butter.
by Dick Onchin February 24, 2023
Releasing exceptionally loud, melodic morning flatulence after gaseous build up during overnight slumber.
No need for an alarm clock, my roommate will wake the whole house playing the morning trumpet.
After a 2 am Taco Bell stop, I passed out and woke up blaring the morning trumpet.
After a 2 am Taco Bell stop, I passed out and woke up blaring the morning trumpet.
by Dick Onchin October 29, 2020
An absolutely brutal railing of girl’s or guy’s asshole that results in a complete anal prolapse.
Usually treated immediately with a wet paper towel, ice cubes and an expedient trip to the hospital.
Usually treated immediately with a wet paper towel, ice cubes and an expedient trip to the hospital.
Hey did your tinder date wanna hook up again? Haha uhhhh no braaahhhh. I gave her a Greek flame out. As far as I know she’s still unable to shit on her own.
My Grindr hook up was an absolute horse cock. I bottomed and paid the price. He gave me the Greek flame out. There was no stuffing it back in at home. Spent the night at the ER.
My Grindr hook up was an absolute horse cock. I bottomed and paid the price. He gave me the Greek flame out. There was no stuffing it back in at home. Spent the night at the ER.
by Dick Onchin December 12, 2020
Let’s go braaaaahhhh. Gonna be late. Hold up yo. Gotta tug skin.
My mom walked in on me just as I was lubing up to tug skin.
My roommate and I were so drunk and horny we flicked the clits and start to tug skins.
My mom walked in on me just as I was lubing up to tug skin.
My roommate and I were so drunk and horny we flicked the clits and start to tug skins.
by Dick Onchin November 06, 2020
I was walking the lake bank when I went around the cove and wound up in the midst of a lakeside picnic.
She no more than had the blanket down on the ground before we started our lakeside picnic.
I hiked the last mile with a fellow hiker. I joined him since he said he would take me to a lakeside picnic.
She no more than had the blanket down on the ground before we started our lakeside picnic.
I hiked the last mile with a fellow hiker. I joined him since he said he would take me to a lakeside picnic.
by Dick Onchin September 20, 2020
A more refined and elegant way of saying “eat my ass”. Used by the elite class, members of the upper crust and Hollywood and rumor has it, the royal families of several prominent countries.
Geeves my good man. Have you seen Lady Rose? It’s time for her to masticate my ass.
Masticate my ass. It’s Britney bitch.
It was a long ride back to the estate after a glorious weekend in the Hampton’s so I had the chauffeur pull off at the rest stop and masticate my ass in the back of the Rolls.
Masticate my ass. It’s Britney bitch.
It was a long ride back to the estate after a glorious weekend in the Hampton’s so I had the chauffeur pull off at the rest stop and masticate my ass in the back of the Rolls.
by Dick Onchin November 17, 2020
When she or he is on all fours, slobbing and bobbing ravenously on your engorged, rigid knob all while they simultaneously drop a long, juicy turd that lands on the floor with a notable soft thud.
I can’t help but bust a thick nut every time she does the Bob and Duke.
We couldn’t make it back to the hotel room so we did a Bob and Duke in the fire escape.
We couldn’t make it back to the hotel room so we did a Bob and Duke in the fire escape.
by Dick Onchin November 02, 2020