Definitions by Dick Onchin

Galactic Penis 

When you deep dick her so long and hard it makes her see stars.

He gave me the galactic penis last night. I’m pretty sure I did a pleasure pass out.

After taking the galactic penis for over an hour, I came so hard I soaked the sheets.

Galactic Penis by Dick Onchin November 2, 2020

Keebler Fudged 

When you pull your dick out of your partner’s unclean asshole and the lines of fecal remnants on your rigid meat look like a Keebler Fudge Stripe cookie.

Typically occurs when you deep stroke and rail an unprepared asshole or you are so far up in the intestines it can’t be avoided.

That random guy I hooked up with Keebler fudged me last night.

Keebler Fudged by Dick Onchin November 2, 2020

Rock Shot 

A copious rope of nut busted from a set of full, aching testicles.

He almost put my eye out last night with his rock shot.

His rock shot was all over my new Versace crest wool cardigan.

He blew his rock shot all over my breasts and we passed out. I woke up and tits looked like a family of snails had been crawling over me.

Rock Shot by Dick Onchin November 2, 2020

Gagsteak 

A long, fat, girthy cock. Known to induce copious amounts of saliva and gagging during oral sex.

I thought her eyes were going to pop out as I pushed the old gagsteak down her esophagus.

My balls were coated in saliva and his gasps for air during last night’s skull fucking with my gagsteak was ever so satisfying.

Gagsteak by Dick Onchin November 2, 2020

Bob and Duke 

When she or he is on all fours, slobbing and bobbing ravenously on your engorged, rigid knob all while they simultaneously drop a long, juicy turd that lands on the floor with a notable soft thud.

I can’t help but bust a thick nut every time she does the Bob and Duke.

We couldn’t make it back to the hotel room so we did a Bob and Duke in the fire escape.

Bob and Duke by Dick Onchin November 2, 2020

Snugnutz

A male with undescended testicles or an extremely taut scrotum.

That dude in the shower has snugnutz. It’s like a fine piece of leather.

I was born with snugnutz. They never dropped.

Snugnutz by Dick Onchin November 1, 2020

Dirty Spot 

Reference to one’s genitalia or anus.

He snuck up behind me and shoved his finger in my dirty spot.

My uncle asked if he could see my dirty spot.

He really railed my dirty spot last night. I’m so sore I can barely walk or shit.

Dirty Spot by Dick Onchin November 1, 2020