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Silk Swipe

A wipe of one’s asshole with toilet paper that is completely clean and glides through the cheeks silky smooth. The byproduct of a clean pinch also known as a silk dook.
Man I love a silk swipe. What a time saver.

Fortunately my diet has been spot on lately and only silk swipes. I was so tired of swamp ass and the skid marks.
by Dick Onchin November 8, 2020
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Release the Web

To bust that web of stringy, sticky nut.

A true manly, heroic, Spider-Man act of sexual climax.

Cum, nut, load, semen, jizz, spunk
As she bounced on Roger’s engorged fuck knob, he began to quiver as he was about to release the web and leave her dripping and scrambling for a towel.
by Dick Onchin June 15, 2022
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Artisan Head

When a person is highly skilled in the otherwise utilitarian art of giving head. Artisan head is a skilled craft that is not your run of the mill dome. It’s highly erotic, often toe curling and guaranteed to empty one’s balls.
Monique is known for her skilled artisan head. So I had to find out. My balls were drained and the prostate was milked.

I was just expecting another Grindr blow and go but I managed to hook up with a dude that gave artisan head.
by Dick Onchin September 8, 2020
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Lick Her Postage Stamp

To eat her ass out. Eat booty.
When I get home tonight I’m gonna lick her postage stamp.
by Dick Onchin April 12, 2020
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Helmet Dollop

That bit of remnant shit on the penile glans after deep dicking his or her intestines.
That slut’s calling card is helmet dollop if you get up in there.

He was looking back at it as I pulled out and apologized for the helmet dollop.
by Dick Onchin November 8, 2020
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The Sword of Gryffindor

When she’s packing more than just Harry Potter’s wand under her robe.
She was smokin hot but surprised me with the sword of gryffindor. It was bigger than mine. It was all good till she started giving me the old turkey slap.
by Dick Onchin March 9, 2024
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Himalayan Cork

An ice cube, popsicle or other frozen delight shoved up a person’s rectum.
I took a Himalayan cork last night.

I’m shitting Cherry red today after that Himalayan cork from my uncle.
by Dick Onchin February 7, 2022
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