by Dick Onchin November 18, 2020
I finally gave in and gave Mike some sloppy last night. I let him nut and my throat is raw today from his chem-nut. I told him to start eating pineapple or something.
by Dick Onchin April 11, 2020
When you get so turned on at the sight of her wearing her slutty Halloween costume you bend bend her over on the spot and rail it till you bust your man batter.
Rachel walked out in her slutty nurse costume. We never made it trick or treating cause I hiked up that skirt and pumped her full of boo batter.
by Dick Onchin October 29, 2020
A male who likes to sing while yanking himself off. Usually likes to sing selection from the easy listening genre.
Hey Yank Sinatra. Can you quiet down in there? We are trying to watch a movie out here.
I've got you under my skin (fap fap fap fap)
I've got you deep in the heart of me (fap fap fap fap)
So deep in my heart that you're really a part of me (fap fap fap fap)
I've got you under my skin… ooohhhhh aaahhhh I’m bust. I’m such a Yank Sinatra.
I've got you under my skin (fap fap fap fap)
I've got you deep in the heart of me (fap fap fap fap)
So deep in my heart that you're really a part of me (fap fap fap fap)
I've got you under my skin… ooohhhhh aaahhhh I’m bust. I’m such a Yank Sinatra.
by Dick Onchin October 06, 2020
Getting oneself off after an extensive no nut period whereby one’s swimmers have been harshly imprisoned in the man sack. The liberation wank is vigorous cock spank that releases a load of roping jizz of biblical proportion.
After no nut November, I’m looking forward to liberation wank. It will be borderline physical self abuse.
My dom edged me daily for over two months. She finally told me I could pleasure myself and that was a liberation wank of a magnitude never before seen. The ropes were slinging ceiling high.
My dom edged me daily for over two months. She finally told me I could pleasure myself and that was a liberation wank of a magnitude never before seen. The ropes were slinging ceiling high.
by Dick Onchin November 23, 2020
I snuck into my cousin’s room and hiked up her night gown and gave a good tugging to her Alabama bootstraps before I cornholed her.
by Dick Onchin November 03, 2020
Little nuggets of shit that cling to one’s ass hairs making a post-shit wipe job a seemingly endless effort.
by Dick Onchin December 02, 2021