I ate her meaty curtains on her slap pocket.
My cousin was on the rag on Thanksgiving so I couldn’t hit her slap pocket during half time. So I had to settle for a vigorous handy in the bathroom.
I was elbow deep in her slap pocket when her uncle walked in on us. Next thing I know I got a forearm working it’s way up my own slap pocket.
I could hear my old man working my moms slap pocket last night.
He was so big he stretched my slap pocket and I was gaping.
My cousin was on the rag on Thanksgiving so I couldn’t hit her slap pocket during half time. So I had to settle for a vigorous handy in the bathroom.
I was elbow deep in her slap pocket when her uncle walked in on us. Next thing I know I got a forearm working it’s way up my own slap pocket.
I could hear my old man working my moms slap pocket last night.
He was so big he stretched my slap pocket and I was gaping.
by Dick Onchin November 03, 2021
Get the Slap Pocket mug.Things got pretty stale during this covid lockdown so she finally gave in and let me do a little corn farming. She’s not walking well.
I need to shower after corn farming.
He was corn farming me last night and really rearranged my lower intestine.
I need to shower after corn farming.
He was corn farming me last night and really rearranged my lower intestine.
by Dick Onchin April 16, 2020
Get the Corn Farming mug.An extremely sore clitoris. Usually from too much bean flicking, relentless railing or aggressive oral.
Well with all the lockdowns I’ll be alone over thanksgiving watching porn and flicking the bean. I’m sure come Sunday I’ll have one burnt Knuckle.
That old butch lesbian sure can munch a box. She worked my slit for hours and left me with a sloppy burnt knuckle.
My little love box was unable to take his meat so the relentless pounding left me with a burnt knuckle.
That old butch lesbian sure can munch a box. She worked my slit for hours and left me with a sloppy burnt knuckle.
My little love box was unable to take his meat so the relentless pounding left me with a burnt knuckle.
by Dick Onchin November 19, 2020
Get the Burnt Knuckle mug.I forgot my glass Tooter when I headed to Vegas so I grabbed my grandma’s catheter on the way to the airport and made a Texas Tooter.
That meth hoe was tweeking and wanted to snort a couple of lines so I made a Texas tooter and let the white lines fly.
That meth hoe was tweeking and wanted to snort a couple of lines so I made a Texas tooter and let the white lines fly.
by Dick Onchin February 21, 2023
Get the Texas Tooter mug.She was doing sloppy top on me so good I was bout to bust so I pulled her head back and finished myself off by hand and gave her the old chowder lip.
by Dick Onchin November 10, 2020
Get the Chowder Lip mug.Ball torture in which a males balls are cinched with a ball stretcher and then slapped repeatedly with a bare hand, a riding crop or cat-o'-nine-tails.
My dom cinched me last night and gave me strewed tomatoes.
My stewed tomatoes are killing me today. They are sore and still red. She was working them like Rocky on the speedbag.
My stewed tomatoes are killing me today. They are sore and still red. She was working them like Rocky on the speedbag.
by Dick Onchin January 14, 2023
Get the Stewed Tomatoes mug.My uncle snuck into my room and railed my poopoopuss. I forgot to lock my door.
Yea the old lady let me pound the poopoopuss last night. She’s sore today.
Let me just run and freshen up my poopoopuss before you deep dick my innards.
Yea the old lady let me pound the poopoopuss last night. She’s sore today.
Let me just run and freshen up my poopoopuss before you deep dick my innards.
by Dick Onchin November 08, 2020
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