I knew from the Bozo hair protruding from her panties that I was about to go down on some whiska lips.
The kitchen sheets were dull after she did a clean up of her whiska lips.
The kitchen sheets were dull after she did a clean up of her whiska lips.
by Dick Onchin October 04, 2020
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We got a little drunk and decided to rub tips. We blew all over each other then passed out never to speak of what transpired.
The circle jerk turned into a rub tips session.
My uncle is the one that taught me how to rub tips. He’s a true mentor.
The circle jerk turned into a rub tips session.
My uncle is the one that taught me how to rub tips. He’s a true mentor.
by Dick Onchin November 29, 2020
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My Grindr date turned out to be a hamburger holer. I’m like steak tartare down there. I can’t sit.
It’s thanksgiving so my uncle will be coming for the weekend. He’s a hamburger holer and will come visit me about midnight. I walked funny for a week.
It’s thanksgiving so my uncle will be coming for the weekend. He’s a hamburger holer and will come visit me about midnight. I walked funny for a week.
by Dick Onchin November 23, 2021
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Did you hear about Tyrone? He hooked up last night and did the vanilla split on some guy that looked like he was in the movie Powder. Gave his pale ass a pink sock from what I hear.
by Dick Onchin December 11, 2020
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My roommate finally did the corona dust buster last night. He’s been using an ice pack all day watching Netflix.
by Dick Onchin April 11, 2020
Get the Corona Dust Buster mug.I snuck into my cousin’s room and hiked up her night gown and gave a good tugging to her Alabama bootstraps before I cornholed her.
by Dick Onchin November 03, 2020
Get the Alabama Bootstraps mug.When a toothless individual gums the hell out of your taint aka gooch by rapidly working their mouth and jaw side to side like a camel chewing cud.
Man bro that toothless crack whore not only gave me some brain but she did the camel chew on my taint. She was spitting hair for 10 minutes.
Once she slid her panties off I saw her shorn taint and instantly took out my dentures and gave her a camel chew.
My uncle gave me a camel chew last night. I’m really just not sure how I feel about it. But I will say it was enjoyable.
Once she slid her panties off I saw her shorn taint and instantly took out my dentures and gave her a camel chew.
My uncle gave me a camel chew last night. I’m really just not sure how I feel about it. But I will say it was enjoyable.
by Dick Onchin November 02, 2021
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