Things got pretty stale during this covid lockdown so she finally gave in and let me do a little corn farming. She’s not walking well.
I need to shower after corn farming.
He was corn farming me last night and really rearranged my lower intestine.
I need to shower after corn farming.
He was corn farming me last night and really rearranged my lower intestine.
by Dick Onchin April 16, 2020
A delightful morning sexual escapade whereby the male is woken by his female mate performing oral on his morning wood which is promptly followed by a full round of ass arching , intestinal rearranging by clapping her vaginally and anally. Actual breakfast at Denny’s thereafter is purely optional.
by Dick Onchin April 25, 2020
Smegma around the tip of an uncircumcised penis. Known for its ripe, pungent qualities and smooth texture. An acquired taste.
I pulled back the helmet cover to reveal my hidden stash of blue vein cheese.
She refused to suck me a I pulled back the skin revealing a trove of delightful blue vein cheese.
She refused to suck me a I pulled back the skin revealing a trove of delightful blue vein cheese.
by Dick Onchin October 10, 2020
A talented masturbator who is able to use the right and left hands equally well while rubbing one out or flicking the bean.
As a teenager, Roger quickly learned he was ambiwankerous. He was able to toss off with no proclivity for either hand.
Raina spent the entire day on the couch watching Lifetime and flicking her bean. Her ambiwankerous abilities left her engorged and satiated and the couch soaked in squirt.
Raina spent the entire day on the couch watching Lifetime and flicking her bean. Her ambiwankerous abilities left her engorged and satiated and the couch soaked in squirt.
by Dick Onchin November 19, 2021
To clean one’s foreskin. Typically, doing a quick peel back and removing any smegma aka dick cheese.
I didn’t have time to shower and peel cheez so Bernadette will be getting a little extra tangy tonight when she smokes muh poll.
by Dick Onchin January 12, 2023
A euphemism for a very sweet and fragrant and well manicured pussy. Not one that’s been rode around the block for many years. The nubile variety.
She’s a hoe. No braaaahhh. She garden fresh.
by Dick Onchin October 03, 2020
When a hubby’s married sex life is so void of spousal arousal and so infrequent of coitus that the just masturbates constantly.
I wondered why my husband took so long to shit each morning. He was snapping one and a little hubberbate.
I hubberbate so much now my dick is raw.
I just let him hubberbate. I’d rather sleep.
I hubberbate so much now my dick is raw.
I just let him hubberbate. I’d rather sleep.
by Dick Onchin September 26, 2020