A limp, flaccid penis.
Despite a half hour of oral, he was nothing but a lifeless limb. Whiskey Dick is real.
I beat dem gutz till I had nutted myself to a lifeless limb.
Rory tugged and tugged but his lifeless limb never would solute.
I beat dem gutz till I had nutted myself to a lifeless limb.
Rory tugged and tugged but his lifeless limb never would solute.
by Dick Onchin December 13, 2021
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Post nut, the tug ring may also be comprised of an amalgam of lube, cum and even smegma depending upon male cleanliness.
Post nut, the tug ring may also be comprised of an amalgam of lube, cum and even smegma depending upon male cleanliness.
My mom walked in while I was enjoying some post nut clarity but she should smell the aromas of tug cheese and asked me if I was working on a new crust sock.
by Dick Onchin September 08, 2020
Get the Tug Cheese mug.My uncle took me around the barn and bent me over the saw horse. He was up in there so good he pulled out a Nebraska corn husk.
Her choice of last night’s dinner entree sides was quite apparent when I pulled out a Nebraska corn husk this morning. So I wiped it on her pillow case.
Her choice of last night’s dinner entree sides was quite apparent when I pulled out a Nebraska corn husk this morning. So I wiped it on her pillow case.
by Dick Onchin April 12, 2020
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Daddy bent me over, put on a moose noose, and split my quivering sphincter.
The moose noose makes my cock engorged and rigid.
My homemade moose noose was too tight and my knob turned purple.
The moose noose makes my cock engorged and rigid.
My homemade moose noose was too tight and my knob turned purple.
by Dick Onchin October 29, 2020
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I met that dirty whore in the parking garage and gave her a dental procedure.
She told me to get on my knees and the next think I know she was doing a dental procedure on my taut little rosebud.
She told me to get on my knees and the next think I know she was doing a dental procedure on my taut little rosebud.
by Dick Onchin September 29, 2020
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The family campfire was going great until uncle Frank came out the trailer showing off his shit-tucky mushroom.
My girlfriend has a shit-tucky mushroom.
It was within the hallowed walls of the gym locker room that observed the performance of the shit-tucky mushroom. I would never have believed it had I not seen it myself.
My girlfriend has a shit-tucky mushroom.
It was within the hallowed walls of the gym locker room that observed the performance of the shit-tucky mushroom. I would never have believed it had I not seen it myself.
by Dick Onchin October 31, 2020
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I was in the middle of my presentation when I dropped a woodsy fart. Needless to say a break was called that cleared the room.
My uncle did a woodsy fart right after Christmas dinner. Everyone could taste it and it’s still floating around the living room.
My uncle did a woodsy fart right after Christmas dinner. Everyone could taste it and it’s still floating around the living room.
by Dick Onchin December 24, 2021
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