Definitions by Dick Onchin
Hot Gooch
When a dude’s genitals and gooch (taint) reeks like they have been steeping for hours in a cup of piping hot urine.
Oh man I gotta hit the shower. I got the hot gooch.
I was flicking his bellend with my tongue but couldn’t go down cause he had hit gooch.
The smell left in that bathroom stall was of hot gooch.
I was flicking his bellend with my tongue but couldn’t go down cause he had hit gooch.
The smell left in that bathroom stall was of hot gooch.
Hot Gooch by Dick Onchin December 5, 2020
Power Hole
An individual that can take a absolutely vigorous, borderline brutal, ass railing and walk away like nothing ever happened.
I put the man meat to that femboy I met on Grindr and I’ll have to admit he was a power hole.
The old lady is a power hole so I had a couple BBCs over to try to breed her.
The old lady is a power hole so I had a couple BBCs over to try to breed her.
Power Hole by Dick Onchin December 4, 2020
Wilkes Booth
When your railing her from behind and you pull out and bust a nut so hard it shoots her in the back of the head and she never saw it coming.
I was absolutely railing on Theresa last night. She got that vice grip pussy. I rearranged her for about 45 minutes and couldn’t hold it. I pulled out and gave her the old Wilkes Booth. Damn bear blew the back of her head off. She had to shower and wash that matted crusty shit out.
Wilkes Booth by Dick Onchin December 4, 2020
Halo Cheese
My Grindr hook up treated me to a delightful pungent serving of halo cheese.
I need to shower. The halo cheese is getting thick.
I could smell his halo cheese before the boxers were off.
I need to shower. The halo cheese is getting thick.
I could smell his halo cheese before the boxers were off.
Halo Cheese by Dick Onchin December 4, 2020
Packing Beef
A multi-definition word of a sexual nature used for:
1. Referring to a male who is is graciously endowed and extremely well hung.
2. A reference to vigorous railing of the vagina or ass.
3. When the hot female you are with is found to be packing little something extra down there.
1. Referring to a male who is is graciously endowed and extremely well hung.
2. A reference to vigorous railing of the vagina or ass.
3. When the hot female you are with is found to be packing little something extra down there.
My tinder date tuned out to be packing heat. I gave him a two handed old fashioned in the Kroger parking lot and there were inches spare.
I walked in on my uncle packing beef with my brother.
That hot chick I picked up at the club turned out to be packing beef but it’s all good. A holes a hole. Amma right?
I walked in on my uncle packing beef with my brother.
That hot chick I picked up at the club turned out to be packing beef but it’s all good. A holes a hole. Amma right?
Packing Beef by Dick Onchin December 3, 2020
Texas Place Mat
Using your girl’s panties as a wet spot barrier between her ass and your expensive bed sheets.
The panties are removed in anticipation of oral sex or coitus then spread smoothly under her ass like a place mat to catch her wetness, squirt and eventually your busted nut that leaks down the taint.
The panties are removed in anticipation of oral sex or coitus then spread smoothly under her ass like a place mat to catch her wetness, squirt and eventually your busted nut that leaks down the taint.
Texas Place Mat by Dick Onchin December 2, 2020
Anchovy Paste
The amalgam of semen, lube and juices built up around the labia of a filthy whore with a rank case of stank puss.
I was going to eat her out but the anchovy paste was more than I could take.
The anchovy paste in the gusset of my cousin’s panties was really repugnant.
The prostitute I picked up had the worst anchovy paste so I had to just settle for an old fashioned.
The anchovy paste in the gusset of my cousin’s panties was really repugnant.
The prostitute I picked up had the worst anchovy paste so I had to just settle for an old fashioned.
Anchovy Paste by Dick Onchin December 2, 2020