Definitions by Dick Onchin
Family Holiday Handy
When your uncle or cousin gives you an under the table hand job while gathered around for dinner at a festive family holiday gathering such as thanksgiving or Christmas. But any government recognized holiday applies.
I love it when my cousin comes in for Christmas. He gives the most vigorous family holiday handy. Only my uncle can tell what’s happening.
Family Holiday Handy by Dick Onchin December 20, 2020
Mr. Softy
Mr. Softy by Dick Onchin December 16, 2020
Beef Melt
Achieving a flaacid penis at the most inopportune time. Loosing an otherwise stiff, rigid, throbbing cock for any variety of reasons.
I took that slut home from the bar. But unfortunately, I had a beef melt from all the whiskey. She sucked on Mr. Softy for a while but it was a story without an ending.
Beef Melt by Dick Onchin December 15, 2020
Roman Ropes
When your getting some sick, toe curling head and she edges you for over an hour. Building up a sack load of nut, you finally bust and your load erupts in thick, copious, intermittent ropes of jizz. One rope after another blasting like a Roman candle on the 4th of July.
Rachel was giving me some intense, sick ass head last night. She would edge me to the brink and let go. I had built up a massive load of my custard when she finally worked me to completion causing my roman ropes to blast one by one across her smiling hungry face.
Roman Ropes by Dick Onchin December 15, 2020
Ankle Drop
Coping a squat in public and dropping a massive turd between your feet.
Performed intentionally as a joke or revengeful act or out of pure desperation because one needs to shit and there is no restroom or no time to get to one.
Performed intentionally as a joke or revengeful act or out of pure desperation because one needs to shit and there is no restroom or no time to get to one.
I was on a run on the trail when my little puckerhole started to squeeze. The protein shake was not going to stay inside. I had no choice but to do an ankle drop right there in the trail. The rest of the run was a bit sticky.
I did an ankle drop on my ex wife’s doormat.
I did an ankle drop on my ex wife’s doormat.
Ankle Drop by Dick Onchin December 15, 2020
Panty Custard
The amalgam of semen and vaginal secretions leaked after coitus into the gusset of a female’s panties.
I have got to do a load of wash. I have no panties so I’m going commando until I get these cleaned of all the panty custard.
I hooked up with a tinder date last night that lived two hours a way. It was a long drive home and I could feel the panty custard leaking the whole way home.
I hooked up with a tinder date last night that lived two hours a way. It was a long drive home and I could feel the panty custard leaking the whole way home.
Panty Custard by Dick Onchin December 14, 2020
Anal Nectar
With origins in Greek and Roman mythology, anal nectar is the coveted drink of the anal loving gods.
Anal nectar is a pungent, tangy viscous, or juice, that forms around the bunghole. A savored delight of the modern day ass eater.
This amalgam may be comprised of trickling sex juices from the vagina that seep into the ass crack and combine with remnants during sexual activity or from sweat and remnants that get fired up from a workout or heat. It is commonly known as booty juice.
Anal nectar is a pungent, tangy viscous, or juice, that forms around the bunghole. A savored delight of the modern day ass eater.
This amalgam may be comprised of trickling sex juices from the vagina that seep into the ass crack and combine with remnants during sexual activity or from sweat and remnants that get fired up from a workout or heat. It is commonly known as booty juice.
I was performing a ravenous round of cunnilingus on Rachel. She was squirting like a hose. But her juices were soaking deep into her rather dirty, tight little bunghole. Her thrusts were wafting her aromatic ass vapors deep into my sinus passages. Without a second thought, I began slurping her fragrant anal nectar and tongue punching her little Winker until her climax left her flailing and shaking.
Anal Nectar by Dick Onchin December 14, 2020