by Dick Onchin October 05, 2020
I plan to introduce her to my tonsil hammer tonight after dinner.
My uncle made me gag on his tonsil hammer.
I hooked up with a random last night. I was expecting average but wound up getting skull fucked by a tonsil hammer.
My uncle made me gag on his tonsil hammer.
I hooked up with a random last night. I was expecting average but wound up getting skull fucked by a tonsil hammer.
by Dick Onchin October 04, 2020
An extremely zesty fart. Known for its air thickening, pungent, and ripe, lingering aroma. As well as its signature calling card sound that’s reminiscent of a deep intestinal growl when released.
Dude I just dropped a furry barker you better clear out now. Damn bro I wondered wtf that growl was.
I could taste my own furry barker.
The dude in the stool was dropping some furry barkers.
I could taste my own furry barker.
The dude in the stool was dropping some furry barkers.
by Dick Onchin October 14, 2020
When your partner intentionally, but unexpectedly, shoves a digit (a finger for the unrefined) up your ass. It happens so fast it can’t be stopped so just relax and enjoy.
Usually occurs during sexual activity but may also present as an opportunity when one is bent over, etc.
Usually occurs during sexual activity but may also present as an opportunity when one is bent over, etc.
Man dawg bish was slobbin muh knob behind the Kroger. I was fin ta nut out the kids when shawty done gone in wit da sticky digit and muh toes curled yo!!
by Dick Onchin October 26, 2020
The amalgam of feces and semen that dribbles down the taint after getting one’s cheeks vigorously clapped.
He was kind enough to give me my own sock to wipe up the chicken mud he made me leak.
His girth left me gaping and dripping the worst chicken mud.
My panty gusset is covered in chicken mud. I didn’t have time to wipe up.
His girth left me gaping and dripping the worst chicken mud.
My panty gusset is covered in chicken mud. I didn’t have time to wipe up.
by Dick Onchin May 24, 2020
The final stage of a rectal inferno caused by a bout of wet, fiery, acidic, explosive shits.
Dante’s bubbles are hallmarked by a series of wet, stinging, releases of bubbly gas as there is literally nothing left to be passed from your entire gastrointestinal system.
Akin to the spewing sound of letting the air out of a balloon under water.
Dante’s bubbles are hallmarked by a series of wet, stinging, releases of bubbly gas as there is literally nothing left to be passed from your entire gastrointestinal system.
Akin to the spewing sound of letting the air out of a balloon under water.
The poor guy in the next stall was suffering from the worst Dante’s bubbles I have ever heard. I would have slipped him one of my Tucks medicated pads but my piles were on fire myself.
After all night on the toilet from the bad sushi, morning arrived with the gurgling sounds of Dante’s bubbles. The sting was of a thousand bees.
After all night on the toilet from the bad sushi, morning arrived with the gurgling sounds of Dante’s bubbles. The sting was of a thousand bees.
by Dick Onchin October 20, 2021
I was hitting it from behind while she tugged on her flap knuckle.
I could tell from the wet spot on her panties that her flap knuckle was ready for a flicking.
I could tell from the wet spot on her panties that her flap knuckle was ready for a flicking.
by Dick Onchin December 25, 2020