Gym Cheddar

That sweaty, cheesy amalgam that builds in the make groin crease after long, hot workouts.

I scratched my sack between sets and the ripe pungent stank of gym cheddar was all over my fingers.

I have to shower. The gym cheddar is real.

by Dick Onchin September 08, 2020

Wet Bender

Drinking so much on a weekend bender you wind up with gut wrenching case of the wet beer shits.

It took me three days to recover from the wet bender.

Looks like a wet bender this weekend.

by Dick Onchin October 10, 2020

Texas Gas Chamber

Dropping some rank as flatulence while inside of a pup tent with the flaps down.

We slipped into Tijuana ford one late night Tex mex and the local donkey show. It was great till we got back to the camp site and turned the tent into a Texas gas chamber.

I couldn’t get out of the Texas gas chamber fast enough. The zipper was stuck. It smelled like hot rotten eggs.

by Dick Onchin October 17, 2020

Secondary Beating

Masturbating vigorously for a second time right after busting one nut just wasn’t enough.

Sean didn’t even wipe his nut off his chest before he commenced a secondary beating.

My balls were so full I had to give it a secondary beating.

by Dick Onchin August 20, 2021

Hot Gooch

When a dude’s genitals and gooch (taint) reeks like they have been steeping for hours in a cup of piping hot urine.

Oh man I gotta hit the shower. I got the hot gooch.

I was flicking his bellend with my tongue but couldn’t go down cause he had hit gooch.

The smell left in that bathroom stall was of hot gooch.

by Dick Onchin December 05, 2020

Hammer Jacked

Masturbation or getting jacked off whereby the penis is stroked vigorously up and down with one hand and the glans (the penile head) is simultaneously pounded with the veracity of a jack hammer with the other.

Coach Torrance took me to the showers last night and I got hammer jacked. The pain and pleasure was to much and I nutted up my jock strap.

by Dick Onchin May 12, 2020

Rugged Pearl

A large, engorged clit of an old bull dyke.

Come suck momma’s rugged pearl.

Her rugged pearl was piecing the crotch of her undersized Lululemons.

I licked her rugged pearl like a cherry dum dum last night.

by Dick Onchin January 25, 2023