Dick Onchin's definitions
A sexual partner that makes a man cum multiple times reaching a point of the balls burning and only able to dry nut.
That little slut I took to the beach for the weekend turned out to be a ball burner. We never even saw the beach. Never left the room other than for some ice for my nutz.
by Dick Onchin September 8, 2020
Get the Ball Burnermug. A male that jerks off incessantly. His masturbatory activities are on a level that is so large in scale and scope it’s well beyond your average male that gives it an occasional tug.
Dude you are such a macro wanker. Do you ever not watch porn and wank? Do you ever leave your room?
My roommate was a macro wanker. I could always hear him but rarely ever saw him.
My porn addiction has turned me into a macro wanker.
My roommate was a macro wanker. I could always hear him but rarely ever saw him.
My porn addiction has turned me into a macro wanker.
by Dick Onchin September 27, 2020
Get the Macro Wankermug. I was hunting kernels last night with the old lady. Pulled a few out and wiped em off with her new blouse.
Man I might as well have been a corn farmer last night cause I was seriously hunting kernels with that filthy whore.
Man I might as well have been a corn farmer last night cause I was seriously hunting kernels with that filthy whore.
by Dick Onchin November 9, 2020
Get the Hunting Kernelsmug. A male that wanks his own chub with such veracity it’s like he’s practicing some unmatched fighting skills.
by Dick Onchin October 8, 2020
Get the Chub Norrismug. I was going back for thanksgiving meal thirds when I got cut short with a dinner birth.
Christmas was followed by a revolving door of friends and family doing the old dinner birth.
My visit to the Mongolian barbecue ended up with a pit stop at the gas station on the way home to push a dinner birth. I was crowing for a half a mile.
Christmas was followed by a revolving door of friends and family doing the old dinner birth.
My visit to the Mongolian barbecue ended up with a pit stop at the gas station on the way home to push a dinner birth. I was crowing for a half a mile.
by Dick Onchin November 3, 2020
Get the Dinner Birthmug. Glad I had my scout’s gear packed cause the counselor visited my tent around midnight.
By the end of camp I was borrowing other scout’s gear to make it through.
At camp, you could hear the boys breaking out their scout’s gear all through the night to give it a good old wank. By the end of summer those gak towels were stiff. Some had to move on to a crust sock.
By the end of camp I was borrowing other scout’s gear to make it through.
At camp, you could hear the boys breaking out their scout’s gear all through the night to give it a good old wank. By the end of summer those gak towels were stiff. Some had to move on to a crust sock.
by Dick Onchin September 6, 2020
Get the Scout’s Gearmug. The viscous ring of lube that accumulates around the bellend when wanking with excessive amounts of lubricant.
Post nut, the tug ring may also be comprised of an amalgam of lube, cum and even smegma depending upon male cleanliness.
Post nut, the tug ring may also be comprised of an amalgam of lube, cum and even smegma depending upon male cleanliness.
My mom walked in while I was enjoying some post nut clarity but she should smell the aromas of tug cheese and asked me if I was working on a new crust sock.
by Dick Onchin September 8, 2020
Get the Tug Cheesemug.