27 definitions by Dharma Midget
Combines scum and Trump. Perfect description for the sack of shot in the White House as well as his sycophantic followers.
There was a real scrump in the store yesterday -- Donald Trump shirt and everything. I think the scumbag left a slime trail behind him.
by Dharma Midget August 17, 2017
To orgasm with such force following oral sex that the recipient recoils hard enough to launch off the bed and land on the floor.
by Dharma Midget June 22, 2016
Slang (inspired by White House Communications Director & Trump sycophant Anthony Scaramucci) used to describe someone who is the greasiest, ugliest, most repulsive & untrustworthy creature imaginable. This is someone who would sell his own grandmother for the chance to press his scaly lips against Trump's asshole. Only human by the barest of requirements.
I'm surprised that Scaramucci in accounting has any time for actual work, considering how often I see him on his knees in front of upper management.
What the deal with the Scaramucci waiting tables here? I always thought restaurants kept them in back, washing dishes, so they wouldn't scare away customers.
What the deal with the Scaramucci waiting tables here? I always thought restaurants kept them in back, washing dishes, so they wouldn't scare away customers.
by Dharma Midget July 30, 2017
A dismissive way to answer someone annoying you for help, or just to be an asshole. Especially useful at work.
"Where can I find the foot-long dildos?" "Up your ass & to the left."
"Did you get that memo from the staff meeting?" "Yeah, it's up your ass & to the left."
"Did you get that memo from the staff meeting?" "Yeah, it's up your ass & to the left."
by Dharma Midget December 16, 2019
When you curb-stomp someone so hard, the tread of your boot is permanently printed on their face and/or head. Can also happen accidentally in a serious mosh pit, such as Slayer, Ministry, GG Allin, Cannibal Corpse, etc.
That fuckin' Neo-Nazi keeps punching people in the pit. Come on, we're all gonna sole-tattoo the fucker outside when the band's done.
by Dharma Midget March 3, 2018
To projectile vomit straight into the air. Usually the result of passing out on one's back after extreme alcohol consumption, but can be done while standing. Often accompanied by a vomit shower and/or barfle.
"Is Dave okay?"
"Yeah, but we should probably get him outside before he vermits again. I don't want to clean my ceiling fan and couch twice in one day."
"Yeah, but we should probably get him outside before he vermits again. I don't want to clean my ceiling fan and couch twice in one day."
by Dharma Midget June 23, 2016