If you drop a piece of food on the ground, and pick it up within five seconds, it's still considered OK to eat and not contaminated.
I dropped a potato chip on the dining hall floor, but since I obeyed the 5 second rule, it's still good.
by Dewey July 11, 2004
The best damn basketball announcer to ever call NBA games. Did have some legal troubles, but still is around.
by Dewey August 01, 2004
The best fuckin show on television! Better with Adam and Jimmy, but Joe and Doug are still pretty raunchy and funny. Has hot juggees and hilarious toilet humor.
by Dewey June 30, 2004
Former NHL powerhouse that has fallen on hard times recently. Their bankruptcy has forced them to trade such great players as Alexei Kovalev, Jaromir Jagr, Robert Lang, and Martin Straka. With Mario Lemieux's constant injury problems, the Pengiuns are often an easy two points for opponents.
The Pittsburgh Penguins are so sad; they went from Eastern Conference Finalists to losing 18 straight games in just three years.
by Dewey June 16, 2004
by Dewey May 24, 2004
Amazing first baseman for the St. Louis Cardinals. Only player in MLB history to start his career with three seasons of hitting .300 with 30 homers, 100 rbi, and 100 runs scored. Could end up as one of the best hitters ever.
Albert Pujols is sick.
by Dewey August 02, 2004
Nickname for Philadelphia Eagles QB Donovan McNabb. The second best QB in the NFL, right after Peyton Manning, McNasty has never finished worse than 11-5 when he has played a whole season. Five time Pro Bowler who became first QB to throw 30+ TD passes and less than 10 INTs in a season in 2004 while leading the Eagles to the Super Bowl. Will win a Super Bowl very soon. Rock on #5!
Donovan McNasty once held the ball for 14 seconds while being chased by several Dallas Cowboy defenders right before launching a 60 yard completion to Freddie Mitchell.
by Dewey August 14, 2006