The fact that all Philly sports teams often come so close to winning a championship, but fall just short every time. Philly teams haven't won a title since 1983; every city with at least three teams (except Cleveland) has had at least one of them win a title since then, even Phoenix!
The curse of Failadelphia was prevalent in 2004, as the Eagles and Flyers lost in their league semifinals. It even spread to other sports, as St. Joes basketball fell just short of the Final Four and Smarty Jones barely lost the Belmont Stakes in his bid for the Triple Crown.
by Dewey June 16, 2004
If you drop a piece of food on the ground, and pick it up within five seconds, it's still considered OK to eat and not contaminated.
I dropped a potato chip on the dining hall floor, but since I obeyed the 5 second rule, it's still good.
by Dewey July 11, 2004
The best damn basketball announcer to ever call NBA games. Did have some legal troubles, but still is around.
by Dewey August 01, 2004
The best fuckin show on television! Better with Adam and Jimmy, but Joe and Doug are still pretty raunchy and funny. Has hot juggees and hilarious toilet humor.
by Dewey June 30, 2004
Former NHL powerhouse that has fallen on hard times recently. Their bankruptcy has forced them to trade such great players as Alexei Kovalev, Jaromir Jagr, Robert Lang, and Martin Straka. With Mario Lemieux's constant injury problems, the Pengiuns are often an easy two points for opponents.
The Pittsburgh Penguins are so sad; they went from Eastern Conference Finalists to losing 18 straight games in just three years.
by Dewey June 16, 2004
Amazing first baseman for the St. Louis Cardinals. Only player in MLB history to start his career with three seasons of hitting .300 with 30 homers, 100 rbi, and 100 runs scored. Could end up as one of the best hitters ever.
Albert Pujols is sick.
by Dewey August 02, 2004
by Dewey May 24, 2004