Definitions by Dewey

canada

A smaller version of the United States, according to Homer Simpson.

Bart: "We have to go to Canada."

Homer: "Why should we leave America for America Jr.?"

canada by Dewey June 20, 2004

bbg 

Jewish female youth group. Girls are huge sluts, since they hook up with and fuck AZA guys without being drunk or high. Members have little or no self-respect.

Since BBG doesn't allow drinking or smoking at their functions, the horniness of their girls is due to their extreme slutiness.

bbg by Dewey June 18, 2004

esche 

The first goalie who Flyers fans did not have to bitch about in the postseason since the early years of Ron Hextall. Gave the dead, tired Flyers a good shot at the Cup in 2004.

Robert Esche is the man in goal in Philly.

esche by Dewey June 16, 2004

cujo 

Goaltender for the Detroit Red Wings. Also has played for the St. Louis Blues, Edmonton Oilers, and Toronto Maple Leafs. Still has not won a Stanley Cup after fifteen NHL seasons.

Cujo never wins a Cup because his teams don't give him enough goal support after the first round of the playoffs.

cujo by Dewey June 15, 2004

martin brodeur 

The best goaltender in the NHL today, having won two Vezina trophies and three Stanley Cups with the New Jersey Devils. Severely pisses off fans of the Philadelphia Flyers since he almost always beats them.

I hate Martin Brodeur because that bastard is too good and always shuts down the Flyers.

martin brodeur by Dewey June 15, 2004

hockey players 

The best athletes in the world. Have to be able to take 10-20 minutes of pounding from other players, skating at 25 mph, and trying to make plays while wearing 20 lbs of equipment. Make millions of dollars per year and often have hot wives.

Mario Lemieux, Joe Sakic, and Wayne Gretzky are a few of the greatest hockey players ever. They are very rich and have really hot wives.

hockey players by Dewey June 15, 2004

failadelphia 

The fact that all Philly sports teams often come so close to winning a championship, but fall just short every time. Philly teams haven't won a title since 1983; every city with at least three teams (except Cleveland) has had at least one of them win a title since then, even Phoenix!

The curse of Failadelphia was prevalent in 2004, as the Eagles and Flyers lost in their league semifinals. It even spread to other sports, as St. Joes basketball fell just short of the Final Four and Smarty Jones barely lost the Belmont Stakes in his bid for the Triple Crown.

failadelphia by Dewey June 15, 2004