Definitions by Dewey

canada

A smaller version of the United States, according to Homer Simpson.

Bart: "We have to go to Canada."

Homer: "Why should we leave America for America Jr.?"

canada by Dewey June 20, 2004

bbg 

Jewish female youth group. Girls are huge sluts, since they hook up with and fuck AZA guys without being drunk or high. Members have little or no self-respect.

Since BBG doesn't allow drinking or smoking at their functions, the horniness of their girls is due to their extreme slutiness.

bbg by Dewey June 18, 2004

esche 

The first goalie who Flyers fans did not have to bitch about in the postseason since the early years of Ron Hextall. Gave the dead, tired Flyers a good shot at the Cup in 2004.

Robert Esche is the man in goal in Philly.

esche by Dewey June 16, 2004

cujo 

Goaltender for the Detroit Red Wings. Also has played for the St. Louis Blues, Edmonton Oilers, and Toronto Maple Leafs. Still has not won a Stanley Cup after fifteen NHL seasons.

Cujo never wins a Cup because his teams don't give him enough goal support after the first round of the playoffs.

cujo by Dewey June 15, 2004

New York Islanders 

Shitty hockey team that can't get out of the first round of the playoffs. They haven't made it to the second round since 1993.

The Islanders have no good players. "Oh shit, watch out for Trent Hunter!"

New York Islanders by Dewey June 15, 2004

hockey players 

The best athletes in the world. Have to be able to take 10-20 minutes of pounding from other players, skating at 25 mph, and trying to make plays while wearing 20 lbs of equipment. Make millions of dollars per year and often have hot wives.

Mario Lemieux, Joe Sakic, and Wayne Gretzky are a few of the greatest hockey players ever. They are very rich and have really hot wives.

hockey players by Dewey June 15, 2004

pittsburgh penguins

Former NHL powerhouse that has fallen on hard times recently. Their bankruptcy has forced them to trade such great players as Alexei Kovalev, Jaromir Jagr, Robert Lang, and Martin Straka. With Mario Lemieux's constant injury problems, the Pengiuns are often an easy two points for opponents.

The Pittsburgh Penguins are so sad; they went from Eastern Conference Finalists to losing 18 straight games in just three years.

pittsburgh penguins by Dewey June 15, 2004