Definitions by Dewey

game seven 

The most exciting game in all of sports. Almost always great in hockey; usually good in baseball and basketball, though the tendency for blowouts is higher in those sports. Still, nothing is better than the winner-take-all climax of a long, hard fought playoff series.

Some great recent game sevens: 2004 Stanley Cup Finals, 2001 World Series, 2001 Stanley Cup Finals, 1997 World Series.

game seven by Dewey July 14, 2004

dorked 

Describes a beer that was left lying around at a party, sadly unfinished.

I was mad pissed at the people I was partying with, since they left way too many dorked beers at my house.

dorked by Dewey July 13, 2004

I don't want to ruin our friendship 

What a girl says when you have been friends with her for a while, but does not want to take the next step and become your girlfriend. Basically those works are a huge kick in the balls.

Girl: "We could start going out, but I don't want to ruin our friendship."

Guy: "OK, I understand completely."

Guy's thoughts: "GOD DAMNIT!!!!"

I don't want to ruin our friendship by Dewey July 11, 2004

5 second rule 

If you drop a piece of food on the ground, and pick it up within five seconds, it's still considered OK to eat and not contaminated.

I dropped a potato chip on the dining hall floor, but since I obeyed the 5 second rule, it's still good.

5 second rule by Dewey July 10, 2004

rock paper scissors

The best way to quickly solve any dilemma between two people. Rock beats scissors, scissors beats paper, and paper beats rock.

I beat Ryan in a game of rock paper scissors to determine who gets shotgun in Drew's car.

rock paper scissors by Dewey July 10, 2004

New Jersey Devils 

Most boring NHL team, as they play the trap and only score when they can force a mistake by their opponent. Have great goaltending, but are mainly held together by Scott Stevens.

The Devils fell apart in 03-04 after Scott Stevens got hurt, losing the Atlantic Division race to the Philadelphia Flyers and then to them in the first round of the playoffs.

New Jersey Devils by Dewey July 10, 2004

Taco Death 

Another name for Taco Bell. Used because Taco Bell is very high in fat, with tendencies to cause explosive diarrhea or heart attacks.

I got explosive diarrhea from the Taco Death that I had for dinner earlier tonight.

Taco Death by Dewey June 30, 2004