Devveyovich's definitions

chizz

Jizz on someone's chin. Sometimes, after someone gets skeeted on, they forget to wipe it all of, and a smidge remains on their chin. Chin + jizz = chizz

Hey, did you just get skeeted on? Because you got a little chizz left on your face.

by Devveyovich September 23, 2010

Duke Dagger

Eric Maynor's game-winning shot in the first round of the 2007 NCAA tournament against Duke. With the game tied at 77, Maynor hit a pull up jumper with just 1.8 seconds left to give VCU a two point lead that held up as the final margin. Duke haters everywhere rejoiced, as the Blue Devils were knocked out in the first round. To watch this glorious moment, simply search "Eric Maynor" on YouTube.

Duke had a down year in 2007, but the Duke Dagger was still great to watch, as Eric Maynor took down the mighty Blue Devils with a single shot.

by Devveyovich February 7, 2009

IR

Abbreviation for injured reserve. In professional sports, when a player is placed on the IR, he cannot play for a long time or is considered out for the season. It can also be used informally if someone is injured and can't play sports for a while.

Guy 1: Hey man, we're getting a baseball game together later, wanna play?

Guy 2: Nah sorry dude, I'm on the IR with a sprained ankle from playing pickup basketball.

Guy 1: Oh man that blows, I hope we can see you back on the field in a few weeks.

by Devveyovich July 6, 2008

AIM big mouth

Someone who, while on AIM, constantly copies parts of their IMs with certain people and pastes them to others. Like in real life, the big mouth will rat people out when they talk about someone else, only this time it's online rather than through spoken words.

My brother is the biggest AIM big mouth in the world. Every time I talk about someone, he has to copy and paste that excerpt of our conversation and send it to them. One day, he will pay for this.

by Devveyovich October 25, 2008

anticipatory boner

Popping wood when thinking about an impending occasion where you're guaranteed to get ass. It can range anywhere from a semi to a full on rager, often depending on how hot the girl is and how close you are to go time.

I got an anticipatory boner when thinking about how I'm going to smash that girl on Saturday night.

by Devveyovich June 3, 2016

krumble

In football, an abbreviation for a lost fumble on a kickoff return, or kick return fumble. This is the deadliest of all turnovers in football because the team that loses the fumble is giving the ball back right after allowing a score. The recovering team usually gets great field position, while the team that gave up the football has to put its tired defense back on the field.

Following the Westbrook touchdown, the Giants committed a krumble, giving the Eagles the ball in New York territory with a great opportunity to score again.

by Devveyovich December 28, 2009

tittoo

A tattoo on a girl's breast. Tit + tattoo = tittoo.

That hot chick has a tittoo of a smiley face.

by Devveyovich June 9, 2004