Definitions by Devveyovich
Manning family
Old definition: The family of chokers. As of 2005, nobody from the Manning Family had ever even appeared in a Super Bowl, let alone won one.
New definition: The family that took ownership of the New England Patriots from Bob Kraft.
New definition: The family that took ownership of the New England Patriots from Bob Kraft.
The Manning family, namely Eli and Peyton, has pwnage of the New England Patriots now, as both have beaten them on the way to winning Super Bowls. Nobody can make fun of them for being chokers anymore.
Manning family by Devveyovich June 23, 2008
skeet
Alternate term for mayonnaise. Like the male ejaculate, mayo is white and creamy with a taste that many people like but others hate.
(person is ordering at McDonald's drive-thru)
Yo let me get two McChicken sandwiches, no skeet please.
Yo let me get two McChicken sandwiches, no skeet please.
skeet by Devveyovich June 22, 2008
donk
1. (n) A really bad poker player. Someone who doesn't know how to play the game very well and therefore plays a lot of muck hands.
2. (v) To lose a hand of poker to someone who plays an awful hand but somehow gets really lucky and hits their cards.
3. (n) Someone who sucks at their trade.
2. (v) To lose a hand of poker to someone who plays an awful hand but somehow gets really lucky and hits their cards.
3. (n) Someone who sucks at their trade.
1. That stupid donk just went all in with 2/7 off, I'm glad he was eliminated from the tournament.
2. I just got donked to hell when some idiot with Jack high bet into my trip Queens and ran a flush.
3. Reche Caldwell is a donk; he dropped two easy passes that cost the New England Patriots four points and, eventually, the AFC Championship Game.
2. I just got donked to hell when some idiot with Jack high bet into my trip Queens and ran a flush.
3. Reche Caldwell is a donk; he dropped two easy passes that cost the New England Patriots four points and, eventually, the AFC Championship Game.
donk by Devveyovich January 6, 2008
croomed
Old definition: To be fired for losing to Sylvester Croom's lousy Mississippi State Bulldogs that went only 9-25 from 2004-06.
New definition: To get your ass kicked by Sylvester Croom's newer, more talented Bulldogs that are no longer the biggest joke in the SEC.
New definition: To get your ass kicked by Sylvester Croom's newer, more talented Bulldogs that are no longer the biggest joke in the SEC.
Old definition: Ron Zook and Mike Shula got Croomed from Florida and Alabama, respectively.
New definition: Mississippi State Croomed the state of Alabama this year, as the Bulldogs beat Alabama, Auburn, and UAB. There isn't a better example of pwnage of a single state in college football than that.
New definition: Mississippi State Croomed the state of Alabama this year, as the Bulldogs beat Alabama, Auburn, and UAB. There isn't a better example of pwnage of a single state in college football than that.
croomed by Devveyovich December 9, 2007
Weapon X
Weapon X is the nickname for arguably the best safety in the NFL today, Philadelphia Eagle Brian Dawkins. Dawkins is a six time Pro Bowler who has roamed the middle of the field for the Eagles for 11 years and still is as good as ever. Weapon X can do it all: hard hits, interceptions, sacks, pass defense, and even the occasional touchdown. Simply put, the dude is NASTY! Guys like Santana Moss, Terrell Owens, and Plaxico Burress have to change their pants before facing the Eagles because they shit themselves just looking at Dawkins. Weapon X is a surefire Hall of Famer within the next ten years.
Brian Dawkins, aka Weapon X, is one of the best safeties to ever play the game. To see an awesome highlight video of his greatness, go to YouTube and search for "Weapon X."
Weapon X by Devveyovich September 19, 2007
Magic Kingdom
A girl's vagina. This name applies because many people think that a vagina, like the Magic Kingdom, is the happiest place on earth.
After going out with my girlfriend for a month, she finally let me insert my rod into her Magic Kingdom.
Magic Kingdom by Devveyovich July 7, 2007