Devveyovich's definitions

donk

1. (n) A really bad poker player. Someone who doesn't know how to play the game very well and therefore plays a lot of muck hands.

2. (v) To lose a hand of poker to someone who plays an awful hand but somehow gets really lucky and hits their cards.

3. (n) Someone who sucks at their trade.

1. That stupid donk just went all in with 2/7 off, I'm glad he was eliminated from the tournament.

2. I just got donked to hell when some idiot with Jack high bet into my trip Queens and ran a flush.

3. Reche Caldwell is a donk; he dropped two easy passes that cost the New England Patriots four points and, eventually, the AFC Championship Game.

by Devveyovich January 6, 2008

straight flush

The best kind of hand in poker. A straight flush involves someone having five suited connectors as their hand. For instance, a hand of 4-5-6-7-8 of diamonds is a straight flush.

The top straight flush, 10 to ace, is called a royal flush and is the absolute pinnacle of poker.

I thought I had a nut flush, but Bryan rivered a straight flush and took home the pot.

by Devveyovich September 24, 2008

chizz

Jizz on someone's chin. Sometimes, after someone gets skeeted on, they forget to wipe it all of, and a smidge remains on their chin. Chin + jizz = chizz

Hey, did you just get skeeted on? Because you got a little chizz left on your face.

by Devveyovich September 23, 2010

IR

Abbreviation for injured reserve. In professional sports, when a player is placed on the IR, he cannot play for a long time or is considered out for the season. It can also be used informally if someone is injured and can't play sports for a while.

Guy 1: Hey man, we're getting a baseball game together later, wanna play?

Guy 2: Nah sorry dude, I'm on the IR with a sprained ankle from playing pickup basketball.

Guy 1: Oh man that blows, I hope we can see you back on the field in a few weeks.

by Devveyovich July 6, 2008

Duke Dagger

Eric Maynor's game-winning shot in the first round of the 2007 NCAA tournament against Duke. With the game tied at 77, Maynor hit a pull up jumper with just 1.8 seconds left to give VCU a two point lead that held up as the final margin. Duke haters everywhere rejoiced, as the Blue Devils were knocked out in the first round. To watch this glorious moment, simply search "Eric Maynor" on YouTube.

Duke had a down year in 2007, but the Duke Dagger was still great to watch, as Eric Maynor took down the mighty Blue Devils with a single shot.

by Devveyovich February 7, 2009

skeet rag

Rag that you use to catch your skeet at the end of masturbating. Can be an old towel, t-shirt, or something disposable like paper towels. Skeet rags need to be thrown out after a certain amount of uses, otherwise they get too hard and become really gross.

My brother's skeet rag has been used so many times, it's as stiff as a piece of wood. He needs to throw that damn thing out.

by Devveyovich August 9, 2009

Weapon X

Weapon X is the nickname for arguably the best safety in the NFL today, Philadelphia Eagle Brian Dawkins. Dawkins is a six time Pro Bowler who has roamed the middle of the field for the Eagles for 11 years and still is as good as ever. Weapon X can do it all: hard hits, interceptions, sacks, pass defense, and even the occasional touchdown. Simply put, the dude is NASTY! Guys like Santana Moss, Terrell Owens, and Plaxico Burress have to change their pants before facing the Eagles because they shit themselves just looking at Dawkins. Weapon X is a surefire Hall of Famer within the next ten years.

Brian Dawkins, aka Weapon X, is one of the best safeties to ever play the game. To see an awesome highlight video of his greatness, go to YouTube and search for "Weapon X."

by Devveyovich September 19, 2007