Definitions by Devonian Delia
rex hunt fishing tool
A sensible and useful pen-knife that can be used for an array of things as well as fishing.
Comes in particularly handy when trying to break into public facilities in a country where you don't speak the language but can infer that a pretty lady is about to soil herself.
Comes in particularly handy when trying to break into public facilities in a country where you don't speak the language but can infer that a pretty lady is about to soil herself.
rex hunt fishing tool by Devonian Delia September 5, 2006
gert
Gert refers to masculine women of a certain age that have a penchant for utility tools and sensible, practicle accessories. Originally adopted from Gertrude Stein, best-selling feminist and lesbian literature guru.
Gerts will often come and rescue you when you are in danger and have a habit of commandeering situations while wagging their meter ruler.
Can also be used as a verb. To Gert of somewhere.
Gerts will often come and rescue you when you are in danger and have a habit of commandeering situations while wagging their meter ruler.
Can also be used as a verb. To Gert of somewhere.
"The lovely Gert came in her camper van."
"Wear a sensible Gert shirt to your interview"
"Be a pragmatic Gert and take a rex hunt fishing tool"
"Wear a sensible Gert shirt to your interview"
"Be a pragmatic Gert and take a rex hunt fishing tool"
gert by Devonian Delia September 5, 2006
pod
An mp3 player - derives from the original iPod, but obviously pod sounds more amusing and appropriate while on a train full of zombie-like commuters
pod by Devonian Delia April 18, 2006
blasphemous girl
The original blasphemous girl - Miss Tairrie B of my ruin.
Any self-confessed Ruiner who can't get enough of Brutal language, love, violence, religion and sex.
Any self-confessed Ruiner who can't get enough of Brutal language, love, violence, religion and sex.
I am a BLASPHEMOUS GIRL....
Torture me with timelessness, worship my fist with every kiss, resurrection of my pain, drag me down your memory lane, introduce me to devotion, leave me numb with no emotion.
Torture me with timelessness, worship my fist with every kiss, resurrection of my pain, drag me down your memory lane, introduce me to devotion, leave me numb with no emotion.
blasphemous girl by Devonian Delia April 18, 2006
my ruin
The best god damn band ever to grace the world of rock!
My Ruin are a 4 piece fronted by Tairrie B formally of Tura Satana, her guitar man Mr Mick Metal Murph is her long-term partner in crime and together they have a side project called The LVRS.
My Ruin is awesome, pure, honest and brutal rock and roll music with a passion and sparkle that is equalled by none.
My Ruin are a 4 piece fronted by Tairrie B formally of Tura Satana, her guitar man Mr Mick Metal Murph is her long-term partner in crime and together they have a side project called The LVRS.
My Ruin is awesome, pure, honest and brutal rock and roll music with a passion and sparkle that is equalled by none.
my ruin by Devonian Delia April 18, 2006
Meter ruler
A meter ruler refers to an unusually uber-long fore finger that is pointing or being wagged at the end of an out stretched arm, giving the impression of an extremely authorotitive person.
Meter ruler by Devonian Delia February 2, 2006
Friendly face
A friendly face can be used to describe the presence of you and your friends. Instead of refering to yourself in the first person; objectify yourself.
"Let's pop our friendly face in and see your sister"
"We could pop our friendly faces into the shop on the way homw to get snacks in bowls"
"We could pop our friendly faces into the shop on the way homw to get snacks in bowls"
Friendly face by Devonian Delia January 25, 2006